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#63 - pewdiepieisbestpie
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(07/21/2014) [-]
stickied by artyomthefirst
I guess those two are a bunch of dickheads ,right guys?   
   
Sticky this so that I can get my green thumbs for this epic joke, OP
I guess those two are a bunch of dickheads ,right guys?

Sticky this so that I can get my green thumbs for this epic joke, OP
#5 - bocatadesesos
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User avatar #40 to #5 - guitarnigger
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(07/21/2014) [-]
...i dont get it i can tell youre a spanish-fag.. olé.
#43 to #40 - inolikeyyou
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"Major Spoiler" as in a huge spoil in some kind of show or something
#76 to #5 - anon id: a26f2f33
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Game of Thrones Major Spoilers: No seriously, huge ******* GoT spoilers. Arya joins the faceless men (assassin's guild, basically). Jon Snow becomes Lord Commander, and gets stabbed by the fellow night's watch peoples. Ramsey Bolton marries a fake Arya, using Theon as a witness to say she's the real one (since he's one of the few people left alive who could recognize her). Danerys gets married to someone who then tries to kill her. She leaves by riding Drogon (the black dragon). Jorah is captured by slavers and meets up with Tyrion (who was also captured). There's another Targaryan who's still alive. He starts a war/conquest in the 7 kingdoms to prove that he's deserving of her affection.
#21 to #5 - pootington
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User avatar #31 to #21 - gameless
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Just looking at the determination in his eyes makes me think he is a captain.
User avatar #54 to #31 - numbmind
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Or it could be the Captain insignia on this collar...
User avatar #84 to #54 - gameless
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Or I was just trying to be obvious...
#57 to #54 - rhc
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#59 to #57 - numbmind
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I'm have trouble spotting when someone on here is just stupid or making a joke...
I'm have trouble spotting when someone on here is just stupid or making a joke...
#74 to #59 - mcronq
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(07/22/2014) [-]
It was easier before dickbut was banned.
#78 to #74 - rdobet
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(07/22/2014) [-]
It's been unbanned for like 2 days now.
#79 to #78 - mcronq
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Ah, yes i see big brother admins pm now
#1 - darkdanger
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(07/21/2014) [-]
since when was that a bad thing?
since when was that a bad thing?
#8 to #1 - anon id: 3751409e
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(07/21/2014) [-]
InsideGaming stuff?
Here, have my thumb.
User avatar #14 to #1 - dinonator
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(07/21/2014) [-]
casuls
User avatar #3 - neogrungist
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(07/21/2014) [-]
major major anybody?
User avatar #37 to #3 - lumpymandude
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I really didnt like Catch 22
User avatar #75 to #37 - wotterpatch
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Some of it was really dry and boring, but some of it was overwhelmingly hilarious
User avatar #4 to #3 - neogrungist
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(07/21/2014) [-]
or maybe we should address him by his full name and title, Major Major Major Major.
#17 to #4 - thighhighkneesocks
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're in your office?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I've left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don't care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you've left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won't be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
#33 to #17 - anon id: f8635a45
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User avatar #65 to #33 - letrollzor
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Duty Calls still better than Call of duty
User avatar #49 to #33 - soopfox
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh god, that game was hilarious. 10/10
#6 - YourName
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Major Dick
#46 to #6 - anon id: f504c4ae
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Stupid show..
#56 to #46 - bighairybacon
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(07/21/2014) [-]
stfu you cunt
User avatar #30 to #6 - artimax
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I knew this would be in the comments

I love it

It did bring a tear to my eye though
User avatar #22 - danniegurl
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh god I'm glad I never showed interest in the military.
Private Blower.
#24 to #22 - PVTDickStryker
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My user name isn't entirely fictional.
User avatar #35 to #24 - exclamation
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Ya name be Richard Stryker?
User avatar #51 to #35 - PVTDickStryker
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Nah, my highschool had a plaque with Veteran's names for whatever reason, there were two Privates named Richard on it. One was Stryker, the other was Stroker.
User avatar #60 to #24 - thefuzzywalrus
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its never ogre
#7 - freedombirdman
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#27 to #7 - anon id: 38420252
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captain ?
#32 - Lintutu
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#34 to #32 - chiefhs
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y
#39 to #34 - chiefhs
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k
User avatar #36 to #34 - Lintutu
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(07/21/2014) [-]
C&H is not allowed here because big brother admin could get in legal trouble

from what i remember, many moons ago people posted C&H all the time, but explosm noticed that people were not giving credit, and then some legal **** with big brother admin. Same with theoatmeal.com
User avatar #58 to #36 - traks
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Nobody gets banned cuz C&H anymore
#38 to #36 - chiefhs
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(07/21/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #41 to #32 - zomaru
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(07/21/2014) [-]
He left the copyright thing, so it's fine.
User avatar #47 to #32 - posttwo
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Funne how I made this almost two years ago, and people are still using it.
User avatar #9 - conzota
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(07/21/2014) [-]
If I were to join the military and become a major I would be....


Major studd


Not even joking
#48 - imbehindu
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User avatar #45 - psykobear
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Punchline in the title.
Dick.
User avatar #55 to #45 - minecraftmemes
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(07/21/2014) [-]
you could almost say he's a major dick