That roller coaster is going right beneath a public restroom, hence "fun fudgey spray". Some might argue that getting pooped on when you go on a roller coaster is a problem, but not for the "IT'S A FEATURE". For the "IT'S A FEATURE", scat fetishism is intended and working.
Diet Pepsi tastes like ass, along with Diet Coke. It's basically normal coke that tastes worse with all the same health problems, and a different label.
I wouldn't blame anybody for dumping that **** out.