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Magic

Se I had a today, and had a Jewely
with ens of the nurses
nurse: Hi, I' m Myrtle the Magnificent.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician er something?
That' s right]
He: And for year first trick... Ieu' re genna make the scene
disappear, aren' t yes?
nurse: Exactly! But you knew where it' s ganne disappear
He: is it my butt?
nurse: It' s your butt!,
Ha: I den' t like this trick.
Hurst: He ens likes this trick,
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Submitted: 12/19/2013
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#5 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Put the scope in her butt instead.
Make her Moaning Myrtle.
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/19/2013) [+] (105 replies)
I think I'd like that trick.
#19 to #7 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
#50 - swagasauruss ONLINE (12/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**swagasauruss rolls 0**
#1 - banditowolf (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i'd like that trick
i'd like that trick
#6 - bemmo (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#15 - animecraze ONLINE (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I kept reading scope as soap
#17 to #15 - ishotthedeputy (12/19/2013) [-]
That's the next trick
#79 - diamondstuff (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
colonoscopy,back and forth two words that should never be in the same sentence
colonoscopy,back and forth two words that should never be in the same sentence
#111 - WitchKingTroll (12/20/2013) [-]
>I had a colonoscopy   
>Lovely back-and-forth with one of the nurses
>I had a colonoscopy
>Lovely back-and-forth with one of the nurses
#97 - gongthehawkeye (12/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sounds like a conversation with a rapist.
#14 - mikaelkid (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#144 - ratytang (12/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**ratytang rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at FML. ** mfw i get a colonoscopy
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User avatar #46 to #34 - flamingpie (12/20/2013) [-]
I believe it's for funny "junk", as in more than just pictures, however if you didn't read it's your loss I suppose.
#30 - LordFapsalot (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - arreatface ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
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#76 - theghostace ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
#67 - klokwork (12/20/2013) [-]
My aunts a nurse and has to do this with people every once in while.
I think she has a little too much fun with them sometimes.
#31 - payseht ONLINE (12/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**payseht rolled user neglectedobento ** likes that trick
#32 to #31 - neglectedobento (12/20/2013) [-]
you got me
its tru i like tentacle like thing up my butt
#117 - filipnocd (12/20/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this.
#96 - hsawryt (12/20/2013) [-]
hue
back and forth
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