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My library has puppets for rent. That's right, puppets. Wouldn't wear them without a glove though.
I have no problem admitting I have a low threshold for personal amusement.
For those that are curious, the "effects" are from ManyCam.

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Submitted: 10/20/2015
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#3 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
"H-hey can i rent some of those puppets?" "What are you gonna use them for?" "U-uh, y-you too"
User avatar #4 to #3 - philskimbosh [OP](10/20/2015) [-]
I use my offspring as cover.
User avatar #10 to #4 - icameheretotroll (10/20/2015) [-]
Perfect reason to reproduce
#5 - seferofe (10/20/2015) [-]
"Wouldn't wear them without a glove though."
Uhh... philskimbosh, is there something you wish to tell us?
User avatar #22 to #5 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
I should clarify that there are bucket of puppets in the kids section. I'm not a germaphobe, but it only takes seeing one kid with sniffles jamming his snot-laden hand in one of these to put me off direct contact.
User avatar #23 to #22 - seferofe (10/21/2015) [-]
Ah, makes sense. I thought for a moment there, you did certain... activities with the puppets.
I'm just kidding, you're hilarious. Though it's weird with the sudden decline with FJ posts.
User avatar #27 to #23 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
Decline?
User avatar #28 to #27 - seferofe (10/21/2015) [-]
I don't know, just seems like you're posting less stuff recently. Probably should have been more specific.
User avatar #29 to #28 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
Ahh, yes, it has been a bit. Nothing in particular happened. Just interests waxing and waning. Free time fluctuates here and there. I was never really a "scheduled content" kind of guy. My output will increase as the months get colder, I'm sure.
User avatar #30 to #29 - seferofe (10/21/2015) [-]
Good that you're getting more free time for this kind of stuff. You're one of 3 people that I've subscribed to.
I'd love to meet you on Omegle at one time, to see the show in person. However, Omegle scares me, there's too much sausage.
#33 to #30 - Lilstow (10/21/2015) [-]
>being afraid of dicks
pussy.
#14 - canichaikait (10/20/2015) [-]
Why would you want a glove to touch the cow?
User avatar #6 - jamesten ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
I once put my hand in a dead cow vagina
User avatar #12 to #6 - ifightdragons (10/20/2015) [-]
how dead? and why?
User avatar #13 to #12 - jamesten ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
it was separated from the dead cow
i was doing guts
User avatar #20 to #13 - crazyguyindahood (10/21/2015) [-]
slaughterhouse?
User avatar #34 to #20 - jamesten ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
i feed dead cow guts bought from mennonites to my fox hounds
it's cheaper and healthier than dry food
#21 to #6 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
You sound just like your Dad.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Imbtrtenu (10/20/2015) [-]
"Hand"
#8 - turdvang (10/20/2015) [-]
I found the mirrored cows that crashed into each other way too funny, thanks Phil my sides are nowhere to be seen.
User avatar #24 to #8 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
When they first had the puppets available, I was just using them to read stories to my son in the library's "kids zone" and once in a while a curious child would just sit down and watch/listen while the parents hover nearby. Maybe they think I work for the library or something.

In those situations, I would sometimes quickly break from the story , get the puppet really close to their kid's face and say odd **** in a low, gruff voice. "I'm gonna eat your lunch when your not looking tomorrow," or "When you grow up, everyone will call you Tim no matter what your name is," and then snap back to the story. I would do this in an overt and exaggerated way with a Ha Ha Puppets, Amirite? look at the parent. The amount of furrowed brows and nervous laughter they generate is almost as fun as Omegle.

I don't remember why I am telling you this. I'm glad you got a laugh out of the webm!
#11 - notaking (10/20/2015) [-]
"Any ladies interested in my 8" personality?"
User avatar #26 to #11 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
Ken is a pimp.
#18 - theonewhoanswers ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
******* lost it when like three different guys connected and all disconnected while he was driving.
User avatar #19 to #18 - blueboysixnine (10/21/2015) [-]
10bux says they would keep skipping till they found a girl
User avatar #17 - machineemperor (10/21/2015) [-]
I love your channel. you come up with some great content
User avatar #36 - jalauren (10/21/2015) [-]
"yes my gender is 0"
User avatar #31 - nimba (10/21/2015) [-]
I want to live like you do, OP
#16 - donbionicle ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
So were the puppets...crusty?
#25 to #16 - philskimbosh [OP](10/21/2015) [-]
Step right up! Reach your hand in to this buck of germs, friend.

Not sure why they have three giraffes, they might get in to some freaky **** at night.
User avatar #15 - hariderp (10/20/2015) [-]
8" personality.
#1 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
second
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