MMT. . macklemore Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby 40, 695 notes rel) :5 lil'. This is to all stupid people out there. Please don't reproduce.

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#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/23/2014) [+] (25 replies)
This is to all stupid people out there. Please don't reproduce.
This is to all stupid people out there. Please don't reproduce.
#2 - dontread (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well last time i checked trying to sell babies has its own set of hurdles.
User avatar #3 - hockeycrazysteve (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Not to be a dick or anything but i think selling food to other people and making your own baby are two very different things. Not that i think your OP or anything just sayin
User avatar #34 - reginleif ONLINE (02/24/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I like how FJ eats this "Baby Permit" **** up.

Plenty of you guys have a hard enough time getting LAID, do you seriously think a centralized baby making authority is going to think you're some hot **** because you can put some Chef Boyardee in a pot?

You people are just as bad as those anarchists who think they can live off the land in case of a zombie outbreak, when the only life experience you have is 15 years in a gated community.

A lot of the people who advocate these kinds of measures don't even measure up to the standards they expect from others.
#5 - mankey (02/23/2014) [-]
That's a point. How do I know the baby I'm eating has been made with safe, quality ingredients, to the strict hygiene code of the Baby Food Federation?!
#61 - pixmantle (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Can't make hotdogs without babies.
#65 - ellina (02/24/2014) [-]
#14 - jaketasticness (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Can we like, force irresponsible people to get fixed please?...
Can we like, force irresponsible people to get fixed please?...
#112 - masterboll ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
yeah, but can your hotdogs do this?
yeah, but can your hotdogs do this?
#48 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
One can end in potentially poisoning people, by accident or otherwise.
The other is the foundation of keeping our species alive.

You've got no god damn right to tell someone they can't have kids just because you think they're stupid. Don't complain about governments taking away peoples freedom or inequality, then say "Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed!" Because thats retarded as **** .

The only time I can see people not being allowed to have kids are when they are a danger to the child, such as beating it or being a pedophile. Other than that, tough **** , people are going to **** , people are going to have kids, and unless you want to start killing people, including children, tough **** .
User avatar #124 - mrgoodlove (02/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
There should be a minimum IQ requirement
#35 - wazzup (02/24/2014) [-]
Well hot dogs are consumed by people. So when they make the consumption of babies legal then they'll need to have a license.
Well hot dogs are consumed by people. So when they make the consumption of babies legal then they'll need to have a license.
#29 - sirgenerico (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Baby registration sounds nice and all, but it could easily get corrupted. For example, racist people might make the registration much harder in regions that contain a majority of the race they don't like. Not only that, but political parties could do the same thing to other parties living in the states they control.
#6 - poppies ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Maybe if girls used hot dogs more, there wouldn't be so many babies.   
   
 I'm sorry
Maybe if girls used hot dogs more, there wouldn't be so many babies.

I'm sorry
#138 - oax (02/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
'Murica
'Murica
#140 to #138 - itsbendingtime (02/24/2014) [-]
but that's a Russian tank.
#109 - mrjunebug (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No one gives a **** if you reproduce or not. You either abort it, or decide to start a family. No one gives a **** . Several people would care if the guy selling hot dogs happens to be a psychotic **** who gets his kicks by poisoning random people's food.
#127 to #109 - newerhinji (02/24/2014) [-]
And the state would lose taxes!
#108 - thelastelephant ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 - schnickelfritz (02/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
we need this: a parental procreation permit Arjen Anthony Lucassen - Parental Procreation Permit

seriously, listen to it! it's just awesome
User avatar #89 to #84 - slenderwolf (02/24/2014) [-]
The Federal Government can't mandate what you do with your body, its unconstitutional. Unless your in a blue state and want an abortion, then all of a sudden **** changes.
User avatar #13 - namnori (02/23/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I want a child per couple limit enforced but world leaders are too focused on other things to notice that we have a serious problem on our hands
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