Recently, I decided to be a complete **** head and try to compete in a martial arts tournament, against guys twice my size. One of them lifted me and then dropped me. When I fell, my foot fell sideways and I had all of my weight on that food. I ended ******* it up, having broken ligaments.
Now, my ass hole friend asks me if I wanna go out, but he knows all too well that my leg is ****** up, since he's the one that was actually kind enough to bring me crutches to move around the house with.