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blamie ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] Why the **** is there a pressure gauge on that automoive crankshaft? The dude that drew the engineering one doesnt know a whole lot about engineering.
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swimmingprodigy (12/15/2015) [-] It's most likely a steam engine, not an internal combustion engine
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swimmingprodigy (12/15/2015) [-] well yea but this is a caricature, not a technical drawing. If I had to guess I'd say the artist wasnt exactly drawing an automotive crank
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rockamekishiko (12/16/2015) [-] reading the rpms? the higher are the the 12 0'clock mark...? you just need to spin at the same rpm to be able to read it. ****** so simple, come on
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emiyashirou (12/16/2015) [-] Clearly that machine is powered by a human heart, and the 'wires' you see are the pulse.
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] >1 + 2014
>Not having pressure gauges on everything.
>Being this berrypicker.
>Not having pressure gauges on everything.
>Being this berrypicker.
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llllxeallll (12/15/2015) [-]
why does the circuit board under technology have an ekg monitor on it?
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battletechmech (12/15/2015) [-] I'd be more concerned that it's giving a high pressure reading
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alcoholandthc (12/15/2015) [-] its not a pressure gauge, itts measureing the runout of the shaft,
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thejusticar (12/16/2015) [-] >2015
>not having a pressure gauge on your automotive crankshaft
get out the of the stone age.
>not having a pressure gauge on your automotive crankshaft
get out the of the stone age.
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tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-] I'd let you play with my shaft if you know what I'm sayin' ;)))
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crlmsonhazard (12/16/2015) [-] So what kind of job can I get with a mathematics major? Did they open a math factory?
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mathmanchris (12/16/2015) [-] In IT, banks, insurance companies, stock exchanges, rating agencies etc. You want to hire mathematicians whenever there's a lot of money involved, some kind of risk or if you don't trust your economists...
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sketchysketchist ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Math=Hard.
Life=Hard.
Ball=Life.
Therefore, Math=Ball.
I call this, Sketchy's Theorem of Ball.
Life=Hard.
Ball=Life.
Therefore, Math=Ball.
I call this, Sketchy's Theorem of Ball.
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robuntu (12/16/2015) [-]
I worked for a really competitive proprietary trading firm. They were always trying to high math majors. Usually they wanted PhD level math people, but I guess if you were good they'd higher someone with a masters or just an undergrad.
They got paid a lot too. I was a software engineer and they were making a lot more than I was.
They got paid a lot too. I was a software engineer and they were making a lot more than I was.
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nigrfagitgingerjew (12/16/2015) [-]
you can get literally any job you want. Accounting? lots of math. Programming? lots of math. the list goes on.
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anon (12/16/2015) [-]
But a mathematics major in itself is about as useful as dirt. The only thing it's good for is research
They'd rather have someone who studied something more specific, seeing as there are plenty majors related to market analysis and simply knowing a bunch of math doesn't mean you can interpret statistics well.
They'd rather have someone who studied something more specific, seeing as there are plenty majors related to market analysis and simply knowing a bunch of math doesn't mean you can interpret statistics well.
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crlmsonhazard (12/16/2015) [-] But then why are so many degreed people unemployed and homeless, including people with law degrees?
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sketchysketchist ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] That's probably because a lot of college majors expect to get the best damn jobs right off the bat.
Before it would be the case that you could get to the top by either getting a degree or working your way up.
But now, you need a degree to work your way up in many fields.
Just think of college majors as those desperate 30 year old women who date online. First they post something like, "I want a real man. No one under 6'4. Hard working and makes a lot of money. Lol I'm a real woman, who needs a guy who's at least 8inches and loves to **** between episodes of Sex and the City. "
Then they're like, "IDK why I can't find a nice guy. I just want someone to love me."
Then they're like, "PLEEEEEEASE! LOVE ME!!! I'll date anyone at this point"
Stubborness is a vicious curse. Especially for college students/hoes.
Before it would be the case that you could get to the top by either getting a degree or working your way up.
But now, you need a degree to work your way up in many fields.
Just think of college majors as those desperate 30 year old women who date online. First they post something like, "I want a real man. No one under 6'4. Hard working and makes a lot of money. Lol I'm a real woman, who needs a guy who's at least 8inches and loves to **** between episodes of Sex and the City. "
Then they're like, "IDK why I can't find a nice guy. I just want someone to love me."
Then they're like, "PLEEEEEEASE! LOVE ME!!! I'll date anyone at this point"
Stubborness is a vicious curse. Especially for college students/hoes.
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crlmsonhazard (12/16/2015) [-] hard to do when you dont even get the job, what are you gonna do, go be nice to the boss out in public when he's at the corner mart buying chips?
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fireskeleton (12/16/2015) [-] First get rid of the attitude to "kiss ass".
You are being handed a task that is supposed to make the end-user as happy as you demand to become happy from doing mundane tasks as switching on a light in your house. If people worked for that, it is a nice thing, if people "kissed ass" to get it to work, the **** sparks and explodes after three uses.
No boss in any organization that is there for a few generations wants you to become their chummer. Function and don't stop other's workflow and you make sense to be in their company. That's really all there is.
You are being handed a task that is supposed to make the end-user as happy as you demand to become happy from doing mundane tasks as switching on a light in your house. If people worked for that, it is a nice thing, if people "kissed ass" to get it to work, the **** sparks and explodes after three uses.
No boss in any organization that is there for a few generations wants you to become their chummer. Function and don't stop other's workflow and you make sense to be in their company. That's really all there is.
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SylverSlayer (12/16/2015) [-] I learned half of one of chopin's opuses, but i'll be damned if i can remember which one.
however, if you're into chopin, i highly recommend you check out Fantasie Impromptu. It has a good balance of slow and fast, whimsical and serious.
however, if you're into chopin, i highly recommend you check out Fantasie Impromptu. It has a good balance of slow and fast, whimsical and serious.
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SylverSlayer (12/17/2015) [-] I remembered which i had learned the right hand for; it was Petit Chien, the minute waltz
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xtwinblade (12/16/2015) [-] More than you think.
Jobs requiring many numbers and calculations like, architectral economics, space science, Technological institutes. programming
Jobs requiring many numbers and calculations like, architectral economics, space science, Technological institutes. programming
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kristovsky (12/16/2015) [-] People with degrees in Maths can work just about anywhere in any industry that deals with STEM related activities. So there are a ******* of choices.
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enlightednatzie (12/16/2015) [-] A dolphin once broke in to my house, took everything i had and took a **** in my shower.
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msamnesia (12/16/2015) [-]
If I was smart enough to be a scientists I would. But I'm not. And I enjoy language and art. So I'm a teacher. And I dont give a **** if my husband makes more than me.
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hwaraam (12/16/2015) [-] Are you?
In this society, nobody is equal, so the one who is more sucsesfull at work or at studies is the superior person.
**** you, you delusional bitch. Your husband is better than you ebcause he bring more moeny home. Without him you would probably be living in a ****** apartment like Edna Krabapel of Ther Simpson.
get a real job scrub
In this society, nobody is equal, so the one who is more sucsesfull at work or at studies is the superior person.
**** you, you delusional bitch. Your husband is better than you ebcause he bring more moeny home. Without him you would probably be living in a ****** apartment like Edna Krabapel of Ther Simpson.
get a real job scrub
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jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-] you are worst mosume even Rach is better than you
This is the only good mermaid that i will acknowledge
This is the only good mermaid that i will acknowledge
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-]
MFW i'm a male that will be going for an art major in college.
Would you like to supersize that sir?
Would you like to supersize that sir?
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Because i'll be doing something that i love doing, i think i would go crazy if i had to stare at numbers all day, but at the same time i know i could become successful with that degree because i can probably be successful without it in the same field. Life is too short to be worrying about **** like if i'll be able to make it, because if you dont think you can do it nobody will.
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Oh well that i understand you then, and it's really a stupid idea but i just would like to have that "college experience" it's where i'll be able to make a lot of friends and have a good time but at the same time that's where i can make connections which are a hard thing to come-by and in the game industry which is where i plan on going, is a big part in landing a job.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Is there any reason you couldn't have gotten that college experience just by doing another degree?
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Well i failed to mention this but if I do go I will most likely be dual majoring, the other major being computer science.
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Haha yeah it can't hurt, and if not just like you I have backup plans such as becoming a police officer or something else and just doing **** I like on the side, I'd be happy no matter what.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] I think there are way many more ways to be miserable than to be happy. Happiness needs a very specific set of conditions often. Misery is pretty easy to accomplish one way or another.
Was this unrelated? Cba thinking atm.
Was this unrelated? Cba thinking atm.
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] No, it's not unrelated at all. I do understand what you are saying and agree with that haha i've seen it many times with people i work with now. And sorry if im interupting anything of yours.
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sketchE (12/16/2015) [-] ah games ok. yeah that is a bit different especially if you actually have some way of denoting the technical side of it too. something like a major in art with a minor in coding or something like that. od course as you said the numbers arent what you want to work with. and coding is a ******* bitch
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Yea I understand ya there haha, I actually plan on dual majoring if I can with the 2nd major being computer science haha.
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samoaspider (12/16/2015) [-] I'm sure lots of your art will have atleast 10% increase in value after you are dead
but in all seriousness, show me your work before saying you want to do that ****
but in all seriousness, show me your work before saying you want to do that ****
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Yeah that maybe true haha, but I'm not going to try and find a job by just painting things and hoping someone buys my **** , I plan on trying to land a job in the game I did try by being an environment/prop artist and 3d modeling things and what have you, so in that regard I think I have some hope left even though I know it's an I credibly competitive field to get into.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] lol, cmon now dude. You can't do what you love if you can't eat.
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] And i'm sure ice sandwiches and air is a fine enough meal.
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rebornpotato (12/16/2015) [-] Well luckily my major wont be that much (though it's still a ******* ) since it's an in state college and i will be commuting not boarding, plus i'll probably be able to get a decent amount of financial aid, which means even if everything goes to **** i can pay it off with a regular minimum wage job or two hopefully until i land a gig. And maybe it's just foolish optimism but i just can't see myself not getting where i'm aiming foor, my life hasn't been the greatest so far and i've learned a lot up to now so maybe this is my last bit of hope.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] That's not your last hope, trust me. I've felt like that a lot of times and usually things have gotten better some way or another. But hey, if they don't, I have my trusty rifle. That's my comfort.
I enjoy poetry, music, acting, impersonating and other artistic stuff. But I'm thinking of going to police university. Also to pursue my dreams inadvertently really, but if not I have the police job to fall back on. If not, I'll just become a wageslave who does amazing **** in his free time.
I enjoy poetry, music, acting, impersonating and other artistic stuff. But I'm thinking of going to police university. Also to pursue my dreams inadvertently really, but if not I have the police job to fall back on. If not, I'll just become a wageslave who does amazing **** in his free time.
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bigmanfifty (12/16/2015) [-] Well that's ******** . There are female baby-drowners and female scientists and artists.
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doctorprofessornv (12/16/2015) [-] Dude, this is FJ
The average orangutan can keep up with us intellectually.
Also, your fedora is showing
The average orangutan can keep up with us intellectually.
Also, your fedora is showing
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freemanareso (12/16/2015) [-] A lot of FJ probably does. I'm just waiting for the retarded circlejerk to end, this women bashing is cringey, even ironically.
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holycrapimacupcake (12/16/2015) [-] I don't bash women, I bash the morons who claim to speak for all women when they try and spread their man hate.
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freemanareso (12/16/2015) [-] Are you being defensive? Because you don't sound like the demographic i'm speaking about.
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krobeles (12/16/2015) [-] "A lot of FJ probably does"
My, my, what a wonderful assortment of non-commital nothings you just spouted. There was so much information to be had, reading that! I'm blown away!
We dont, comeon man, you know that. Alot of people are just really ******* tired of the ceaseless man hating that modern feminism is inclined to, and those are the ones people are hating on. Although I will grant you, the anti-feminist circlejerk is getting a bit worn by now.
My, my, what a wonderful assortment of non-commital nothings you just spouted. There was so much information to be had, reading that! I'm blown away!
We dont, comeon man, you know that. Alot of people are just really ******* tired of the ceaseless man hating that modern feminism is inclined to, and those are the ones people are hating on. Although I will grant you, the anti-feminist circlejerk is getting a bit worn by now.
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freemanareso (12/16/2015) [-] No, I really don't know that. It's hard to tell what people actually think over the internet, and based on many conversations i've skimmed over (Sorry for the "Wonderful assortment of non-commital nothings" I just spouted, I don't keep information like that on hand) it SEEMS like many people on FJ really do hate women. I'm also tired of the man hating too, but posting ******** like this is just as cancerous.
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krobeles (12/16/2015) [-] My reaction to the "Wonderful assortment of non-commital nothings" was really more about the words you used rather than the lack of concret proof.
Its the same as going "Scientists say..." or "Some people claim...". Its some wierd flimsy pretense, that makes people inclined to believe a lie without the speaking strictly lieing to them. I know this probably wasn't your intend, but it just irks me whenever I see it... Triggering intensifies...
I haven't gotten the impression that they hate women, although I will grant you, that it is sort of a slippery sloap with this. I have this one mate, whos almost gone total MGTOW after being exposed to this social justice ******** .
Its important to keep in mind, that although the feminists imagine themselves as speaking for all women, that isn't the case. In fact, they dont even speak for most of them. Demonizing all women due to the insane actions of a few, are exactly what the SJW want. Its the same thing as what ISIS does. They do heinous **** , in an effort to make us demonize all of the group they suposedly speak for, thereby making said group more inclined to join up with the extreamists.
Look at me weaving one political topic into another. Its almost like I give a **** about either...
Its the same as going "Scientists say..." or "Some people claim...". Its some wierd flimsy pretense, that makes people inclined to believe a lie without the speaking strictly lieing to them. I know this probably wasn't your intend, but it just irks me whenever I see it... Triggering intensifies...
I haven't gotten the impression that they hate women, although I will grant you, that it is sort of a slippery sloap with this. I have this one mate, whos almost gone total MGTOW after being exposed to this social justice ******** .
Its important to keep in mind, that although the feminists imagine themselves as speaking for all women, that isn't the case. In fact, they dont even speak for most of them. Demonizing all women due to the insane actions of a few, are exactly what the SJW want. Its the same thing as what ISIS does. They do heinous **** , in an effort to make us demonize all of the group they suposedly speak for, thereby making said group more inclined to join up with the extreamists.
Look at me weaving one political topic into another. Its almost like I give a **** about either...
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freemanareso (12/16/2015) [-] I hope more people will come to understand that the actions of a few don't represent the beliefs of the majority. A huge thing to accomplish but a man can dream..
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paddypancake (12/16/2015) [-] Well the post says "men's stem" vs "womens's stem". Not "what men on average do vs what women on average do" or better "Men in Stem vs Feminists". In fact it targets the ones who are actually doing the good work, the women in stem men in stem do good stuff ofc too but they are not being targeted by this caricature. Just pointing it out due to the expected anon comment about this not being mentioned . They are the ones who tend to be not these agressive feminists and who benefit the economy. And honestly funnyjunk tends to generalize women quite a bit. Not much different from feminists generalizing men. Of course i don't want to join the circle and generalize FJ, most people don't dislike/judge negatively women in general but sexism is certainly present on FJ before you anons get triggered by the word because its related to feminism sexism is prejudice/dislike/hate of women in general
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gabemczombie (12/16/2015) [-] I miss the times when the only thing people hated on was ponies.
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xfz (12/16/2015) [-] Great, now you guys have gone from anti-feminazi to anti-women, showing the same lack of ability to make distictions that turns women and minorities into SJWs who hate white males. You're not the acting like the type of person Based Mom wants you to be.
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anon (12/16/2015) [-]
We've reached a new low. It's no longer just SJWs, or even just feminists, now it's women in general.
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infinitereaper (12/16/2015) [-] Femnists and White Knights are always the first to complain about the "lack of women"
but the reality is that women are naturally inclined to, well, lack,
Economics: Women work less ours, take more days off, and choose different careers then men, like nursing and other **** , which generally pay less then the careers men pursue. Also, the wage gap is a myth, but a small one does exist, however, it only exists because research has shown that women don't or just suck at negotiating for higher pay, unlike men.
The invention of gender studies has pretty much proven that instead of working hard a **** ton of women would rather just ******** everything, they want to have their cakes and eat it too. It ******* amazes me just what modern society has come to. It's really worse than it seems. The divorce rate is 50% (70% initiated by women) and as a man you're going to lose your kids, lose your house, and be saddled with alimony, child support, and debt. You're basically ****** . And these bitches still think they are the victims.
There really is no other way to put this.
If women truly want equality, they need to man up.
but the reality is that women are naturally inclined to, well, lack,
Economics: Women work less ours, take more days off, and choose different careers then men, like nursing and other **** , which generally pay less then the careers men pursue. Also, the wage gap is a myth, but a small one does exist, however, it only exists because research has shown that women don't or just suck at negotiating for higher pay, unlike men.
The invention of gender studies has pretty much proven that instead of working hard a **** ton of women would rather just ******** everything, they want to have their cakes and eat it too. It ******* amazes me just what modern society has come to. It's really worse than it seems. The divorce rate is 50% (70% initiated by women) and as a man you're going to lose your kids, lose your house, and be saddled with alimony, child support, and debt. You're basically ****** . And these bitches still think they are the victims.
There really is no other way to put this.
If women truly want equality, they need to man up.
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blackmageewizardt ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] But it fits him so well, do you have any other adjective we could abuse to describe his "hardcore" opinions that go so far into the redicilous, that it´s almost like he is wearing an lether jacket with 24 knifes attached to it?
Also Edgy can be used as Insult for People that try to be badass by acting emo or overly contrarian. So no, i don´t mean the Fashion style.
Also Edgy can be used as Insult for People that try to be badass by acting emo or overly contrarian. So no, i don´t mean the Fashion style.
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deathpawz ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] I mean he isnt being edgy in the first place, being edgy would be like " ******* muslims, we need to kill them all!" or "Women are so useless, lets take away all their rights again!" or "hispanics are all lazy, lets take away their beans!" LMAO, how did I come up with this one? All he seems to be saying some things that are true but is adding his own opinion in the processes thus making his statement redundant. A real insult to his comment would be something like go outside and shave that neckbeard you have, or stop circle jerking to mra memes.
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blackmageewizardt ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Considering that this is actuelly his honest opinion, which he will put under every Content even closely related to it, it´s extremly cringe worthy. This guys goes on and on about how woman are worser in anything by statistics, calls them emotional and unrational, just to do the same when someone corrects him.
This guy is trying so hard against SJW´s and opinions about anything even related to lefty discussions that it Looks like an ******* teen going hyper rebel. It´s so ******* cringy and he trys so ******* hard while going emo on it. Sry if he can be easly misinterpreted as an Edgy Lord. Not even considering his decision for Color to write or his acc Name.
Also im not sure that Redneck fit´s completly... i immagine their an adult that would ratheir let anyone just fall dead over instead of even shortly supress his "ma freedom!" while his wife weights more then his refigator and is able to find an car when mowing his lawn. _ He though behaves as if woman have still cutys, just goes on about as if every woman he ever meet (if) behaved the way he actuelly discribed, while beeing an giant tryhard about it. Not sure... Manchild Redneck?
This guy is trying so hard against SJW´s and opinions about anything even related to lefty discussions that it Looks like an ******* teen going hyper rebel. It´s so ******* cringy and he trys so ******* hard while going emo on it. Sry if he can be easly misinterpreted as an Edgy Lord. Not even considering his decision for Color to write or his acc Name.
Also im not sure that Redneck fit´s completly... i immagine their an adult that would ratheir let anyone just fall dead over instead of even shortly supress his "ma freedom!" while his wife weights more then his refigator and is able to find an car when mowing his lawn. _ He though behaves as if woman have still cutys, just goes on about as if every woman he ever meet (if) behaved the way he actuelly discribed, while beeing an giant tryhard about it. Not sure... Manchild Redneck?
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deathpawz ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Yeah but some of the things he said aren't wrong, its just his emotions and opinions that he added to his very lose facts are wrong thus making his statement redundant. He is acting like one of those people on 4ch that always complain about everything and say "that feel when..." That's not very edgy, sure his name and text color choice might be, but what he said is more of a negative perspective on life not an edgy one.
Instead of telling women to man up, he should be the one to do so first. Starting by not watching anime 24/7 and going outside, like anon #71 said.
Instead of telling women to man up, he should be the one to do so first. Starting by not watching anime 24/7 and going outside, like anon #71 said.
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blackmageewizardt ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] Fine by me then. Can i still use Lord Edgy to troll him with ad hominem? It fits him just so ******* well sometimes.
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TheHutchie (12/16/2015) [-] Funnyjunk: Dividing males and females to combat sexism since 2014.
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nudybooty (12/16/2015) [-] What exactly is STEM. Because science, technology, engineering and math is really ******* vague. Anything is the medical field would fall under science and technology could be a graphic artist. Is STEM a degree itself, or is it under one of those categories?
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ilovehitler (12/16/2015) [-] STEM is meant to be pretty vague. Basically, if you're majoring with hard sciences, any sort of engineering, the creation of technology, or in a pure maths field, you're in STEM. Graphic Art wouldn't really fall under it, because while tech is not used, the output is not technological, per se, but rather artistic.
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thegamepixel (12/16/2015) [-] STEM is a field of study divided into those 4 categories, further into subcategories. Any type of engineering chemical, civil, etc. , science bio, physics, etc , technology computer hardware, robotics, etc. , or mathematics stat, calc, etc. degree would fit under a STEM field of study.
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mondominiman ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] My brother is the one doing selfies and Facebook all day and my sister is a bioscience major. Or something like that, I don't really dig into their lives to much so I forgot.
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pyjamadog ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] She is irritated about the M but i don't see an M anywhere. i know it's a musterbation joke but....
jokeexplain help
jokeexplain help
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Shitthatscrazy (12/16/2015) [-] Stem....... theres an "m" there pal. Shes irritated that a stem trait of woman being man hating is more pronounced then a girls habit of make-up usage.
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Shitthatscrazy (12/17/2015) [-] well its still that kind of stem of common traits in either gender
