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Luck. Yes, it's old content, consider the fact that some people haven't seen it before you start complaining.. p So there I was lying on my bed slitting lam} LE

Yes, it's old content, consider the fact that some people haven't seen it before you start complaining.

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p So there I was lying on my bed slitting
lam} LESS B ' my wrist, committing suicide.
Rat poison and should
m, . i,: . really guarantee death.
I waited and waited.
T W Just lying there and not MIM
Nyee m‘ -. " _ So I knotted some towels together
P ',T E% Ln an it on a tree to hang myself.
F It broke the moment I tried to hang.
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ait, j" . The belt broke as well.
F So then I took off m clothes
Broke again.
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After so many failed suicide attempts,
Mou Giude felt like that
i’ ' an ...even heaven itself was teasing him.
9 E . (Read: Even God was ******* with him.)
I So there was this water heater at my
as g;, s: ? an 5 i» home that heats water.
I grabbed it
bl thinking electricity must be able to
kill me
turns out electricity could not kill
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So I went out on the street
D l And hailed a pedicab
ls' l‘ T’ vnt} ait " I gave the driver 50 RMB
E And asked him to buy me a bottle of
pesticide
lerft' cl, r it ti D Trt , So he (Mon) went into the mountains
IT. He drank the whole bottle of pesticide
j" . And had 'a' bellyache
3””? . It was so agonizing
amit/ krl, F w, r . h tumbled down the hills
bare" L: _ _ H Rolling all the way to the roadside
And was rushed to hospital.
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Submitted: 10/15/2013
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#1 - junglebboyy (10/15/2013) [-]
its like next he tried to shoot himself but the gun broke as he pulled the trigger,then he tried jumping off a building but the roof broke as it caved in and had his fall cushioned by a bed beneath him,then he enlisted in the army to volunteer for suicide missions but humans made peace and destroyed all weapons,as he gave up he went home to eat and slipped on his porch and snapped his neck in half...happy endings are great
User avatar #111 to #1 - toosexyforyou (10/16/2013) [-]
Final destination 100, 1 person takes the blame for cheating death 8 times instead of their friends getting the penalty, so that 1 person avoids 8 deaths and gets his death once he's made his peace and truthfully chooses that he wants to live.
User avatar #11 to #1 - worshippingbensho (10/15/2013) [-]
or he shoot into his mouth... and the big guy spit it out... maybe...
#154 to #17 - mindheistninetysev (10/16/2013) [-]
lookslikethatlittlemofodidn'tdowhathewastold
User avatar #149 to #17 - jtastic (10/16/2013) [-]
Ted Beneke... that ******* idiot
User avatar #159 to #149 - skiff (10/16/2013) [-]
Y'know, it seems like something Walt would do, being the proud ************ he is, and earning some money, he wouldn't want to pay it and run off, trip on a carpet and break his neck.
User avatar #45 to #1 - NinjaZombie ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
And this was right after he made peace with himself that he didn't want to die.
User avatar #6 - plokix (10/15/2013) [-]
guys... GUYS,
A water heater can heat water
User avatar #36 to #6 - gnillort (10/15/2013) [-]
this text was clearly translated. in whatever original language it was spoken in, the word for 'waterheater' might not specify the 'heating' part. perhaps he said something like 'water tank that can heat water' in his own language.
#48 to #36 - cbrollinfire (10/15/2013) [-]
It's Chinese. The word for water heater is re shui qi. Re=hot, shui=water, qi=machine
The repetition is just a colloquial thing that Chinese people do for emphasis. Translating it literally sounds weird.
#2 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
#9 - supername (10/15/2013) [-]
sad Larry?
User avatar #63 - ugottanked (10/15/2013) [-]
wouldnt it just be ******* ironic if after all that, say he gets a new perspective on life. then after he leaves the hospital he gets run down by say a semi
User avatar #8 - sinonyx (10/15/2013) [-]
found rasputin...
User avatar #22 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2013) [-]
You know why he didn't die.

Counterfeit products.
#18 - midothegreat (10/15/2013) [-]
That moment when you find out you're a super hero
That moment when you find out you're a super hero
#57 to #18 - teranin ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #69 to #57 - jacksipian (10/16/2013) [-]
i didnt, care to explain it?
User avatar #70 to #69 - teranin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
It's a reference to the movie Unbreakable. Anything more is spoilers.
User avatar #71 to #70 - jacksipian (10/16/2013) [-]
go for it, whats it about?
User avatar #72 to #71 - teranin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
bruce willis is the only survivor of a train crash, meets a guy named Mr Glass who asks him questions about his medical history and past, bruce willis finds out he is essentially invulnerable, except to water. Begins trying to do superhero stuff, nearly gets killed in a pool, and then big awesome reveal of something.
User avatar #73 to #72 - jacksipian (10/16/2013) [-]
cool, is it on netflix?
User avatar #74 to #73 - teranin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
no idea, don't use netflix
User avatar #80 to #74 - jacksipian (10/16/2013) [-]
well then.
User avatar #83 to #80 - kyouko (10/16/2013) [-]
It is on netflix
User avatar #148 to #70 - yetiyitties (10/16/2013) [-]
rate it out of 10 and if i should watch it
User avatar #158 to #148 - teranin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
It's a pretty slow movie, but a very engaging watch. Maybe a 7.5/10? and yes, I recommend seeing it.
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#20 - evilruck (10/15/2013) [-]
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"so there was this water heater at my home that heats water"
#23 to #20 - sweener (10/15/2013) [-]
Water heater heats water?
User avatar #109 to #23 - evilruck (10/16/2013) [-]
Yep, it appears so
User avatar #95 - icameheretotroll (10/16/2013) [-]
He should sue all of the products
#87 - ghostofgemini (10/16/2013) [-]
I want YOU to die live
#88 - suckle (10/16/2013) [-]
It really can get worse.
User avatar #160 to #88 - douevensax (10/16/2013) [-]
Poor guy. Wow.
User avatar #68 - stallwallwriter (10/16/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does that police officer find the whole situation hilarious?
User avatar #3 - marcuss (10/15/2013) [-]
well they were all made in china so what do you expect ? quality ?
User avatar #10 - tobage (10/15/2013) [-]
no wonder all his **** broke "made in china" the second worst quality after made in usa
#12 to #10 - jonnythan (10/15/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #52 to #10 - capslockrage (10/15/2013) [-]
Stuff made in USA is actually some of the best stuff that gets made.
User avatar #67 to #52 - jacksipian (10/16/2013) [-]
it definitely used to be, thats for sure, thats why they took our stuff back there and reverse-engineered it to learn how to make better cars, and thats when they started out-doing us.
User avatar #157 to #67 - tobage (10/16/2013) [-]
thats why the nsa and china is spying on the european industry and stole technology and scientists back in the day
#116 - megacoconutman (10/16/2013) [-]
look whose here
#56 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Every time i see this post I don't understand why he dose not just shoot himself? I mean I can understand the novelty and why everyone wants to believe this but...you can't deny it's fake. Inb4 downvotes because I'm saying what you don't want to hear.
User avatar #79 to #56 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's Japanese and guns are banned there for civilians under international treaties.
#58 to #56 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe too hard/too expensive to obtain a gun in his country? Not sure.
#77 to #58 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
User avatar #59 to #58 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Jumping off a cliff? Lighting yourself on fire? I just used that as a example saying he is not trying hard enough.
#60 to #59 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
He'd survive the fall, miraculously unharmed (it's happened). In his on-fire panic he would run right into a pool or fall into a river.
User avatar #66 to #60 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Or it would start raining
User avatar #65 to #60 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
With the second one, shock would probably kill him (or drowns after shock kicks in)
User avatar #99 to #65 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Earthquake cracks the pool. The fall deposits the man in an underground river that conveys him into the ocean. Eventually, he washes up on a tropical island full of beautiful women that share all of his interests.
User avatar #102 to #99 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I would enjoy that to no end... it would be heaven to me!
User avatar #103 to #102 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, try to kill yourself. Dreams CAN come true!
User avatar #105 to #103 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
man, the luck of the Irish ain't that strong in me, I'm only like 3/32 Irish...

but I did find two 4 leaf clovers and a five leaf clover Saturday, hm
User avatar #64 to #60 - halloweenwillcome (10/16/2013) [-]
If he was in brittain around 1960, he would've been given the death penalty for suicide =D
User avatar #113 - jzpotter ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
How upset were you when you woke up in the ER, and still a failure? ~Dr. Gregory House MD.
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