Love me some pickles. . I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202 Tell me about it. sweat to the stare an Thursday abought a half gallon jar of pickles Have me same p
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Love me some pickles

I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ) No. 522930202
Tell me about it.
sweat to the stare an Thursday
abought a half gallon jar of pickles
Have me same pickles
seat we as saw as I get home
we good I decide I' ll have a few mare
awalk hacket my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated
shat by a long shat
name hacket pickle jar several mare time
seat several pickles each time
rafter an hour the jar is empty
I] of my daily sodium livertaster m good
minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
mat a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when Wu suddenly pull the drain
sprint to bathroom made
bearely get my ass an the tailed as a ******* waterfall emerges my asshole
waver in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows
rafter about ten seconds of continuous familt it subsides to a trickle and stops
itoilet water is green and smells like vinegar
ybody didn' t even trata digest that ****
mclean up and W hacket computer
thiinking "thank god that' s over"
Even. Close.
Mave minutes Afterthe rumbling is back
seven time
reprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
tthis happens five mare ******* times
aite; finally all gane
is concave: I have never had less food inside my body
cleaned out
bcue rumble
asit an tailed but it' s different this time
kl ; nothing in there
whit out a tiny amount illiquid, immediately feel better
Ewell I guess there was just a tiny bit left. that wasn' t m -"
sail at ance the burning fire afa thousand ) suns sets man my anal sphincter
kl had just shat out pure stomach acid
gigantically wipe at my ass to prevent it melting away like the spaceship :) or in Alien
in shower, turn cold water an full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing
off and crawl exhausted into bed at we in the afternoon
asleep hours
In retrospect, it was all tatally worth it.
Have me some pickles.
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#5 - chodes (06/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.   
   
The most unholy of burns.
I've been there before. I know the pain he describes.

The most unholy of burns.
#7 to #6 - chodes (06/11/2014) [-]
Very carefully.
#9 - masqueraide (06/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Not the first time OP's butthole has been ravaged by a pickle.
#8 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**casualbench rolled image**
**casualbench rolled image**
#1 - daftiduck (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, I haven't heard that one before.
#17 - ihateaccountnames (06/11/2014) [-]
I guess you could say he got into a bit of a pickle    
   
 Or it got into him
I guess you could say he got into a bit of a pickle

Or it got into him
#2 - immatakeaduty (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"frantically wipe at my ass"
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
>like the spaceship floor in alien

******* lost it. Pic related, its his ass
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sorta Related... XDD
#61 - bloodynips (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#48 - catpisseverdeen (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Seriously? None of you faggots?
#70 - Holyshizznips (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Done this multiple times and can attest, the pickle cleanse is the best.
User avatar #16 - captainpickles (06/11/2014) [-]
<3 love you too
#49 - greatcornholio (06/12/2014) [-]
*roll pitcher*
User avatar #68 - ohshoot (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Peanutbitter? Are you alive? We have a mission for you.
#74 - wearethedead (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone else desperately want to see the story that prompted this guy to say 'Tell me about it?' and then add that glorious story?
User avatar #18 - howunexpected (06/11/2014) [-]
As part of a pep-rally for my school, I participated in a hot-sauce drinking contest.
I lost in so many ways.
The burn going down was like swallowing boiling water and then squirting acid on my face
The lasting burn was undescribable
But the eventual poop... oh god. I was seconds from applying Mineral Ice to my sphincter
#13 - pianoz ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#38 - skittlesinexcess (06/11/2014) [-]
Could just used the pickle as a butt plug and saved him self the trouble.
Could just used the pickle as a butt plug and saved him self the trouble.
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