Love me some broken video games. . ll write on you with shocking Roger a Muire's tried to have me assassinated to Jill: -lite sure ll wouldn' t- his plotty Kill Love me some broken video games ll write on you with shocking Roger a Muire's tried to have assassinated Jill: -lite sure wouldn' t- his plotty Kill
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Jakdablak
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Anyone know what game this is?
#20 to #1 - anon id: 9d9f9749
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Jihadi Rulers 7
User avatar #23 to #20 - thesovereigngrave
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Mujahideen Sultans 2*
#2 to #1 - thefifthdoctor
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Crusader Kings 2 *****!
#3 to #2 - semidemon
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looks like europa universalis to me
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefifthdoctor
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Same people, Paradox Development Studio
#5 to #4 - semidemon
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i dont even give a ****
#6 to #5 - thefifthdoctor
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#10 - plumotje
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here's the lesbian bearded queen of scotland
#19 - bellumfaico
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Story Time
>Newfag so I started out in 867 Ireland
> Pass 150 years, learned how to play, and was an ambitious little ******
> Conquered everyone except Scotland (Mainly because I didn't want to take the counties piece by piece and wait another 150 thanks to truces)
> Decided to go for a Red Wedding style take over
> Me be plotting over six months, kill the entire Scottish family, **** yeah feels good
> My niece somehow becomes queen
> Ambitious trait be tingling.
> Male heir already taken
> To hell with it, killed my son's wife in two days thanks to 2000% plot power. Not even joking. That bitch was hated worse than Justin Bieber.
> Marry son to niece and he becomes king of Scotland
> My ass is old as Misao Okawa and am infirm too.
> Just waitin to die
> I kick the can a year later and felt full of win
> Close the 'You ****** died, have fun with vassals bitch' popup
> Happy as a ****** in a watermelon patch
> Go to create glorious Britannia Empire
> Not enough held holdings error
> 'Wat.jpg'
>MFW I realize that i didn't inherit Scotland yet my wife is still queen.
User avatar #21 to #19 - thesovereigngrave
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I have to congratulate you on being lucky and not getting a game over within the first decade or so. Those Norsemen love their county conquests.
User avatar #24 to #21 - bellumfaico
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I had to beat off Norway and a bunch of little Norse ******** that sprung up without being able to use religious takeover thanks to an event that spawned a 15k+ Pagan protection army. Dear God, I saw that army before I even conquered Ireland and I **** myself senseless.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thesovereigngrave
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Just be happy that none of the Norse Kings ever decided to prepare an invasion of you. Your options would be game over or cheating.
User avatar #26 to #25 - bellumfaico
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I can thank Wessex for that. They didn't die even with the hordes of booze loving vikings plundering and raping everything.
User avatar #28 to #26 - thesovereigngrave
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Yeah, I find that Wessex tends to be the Bastion of Christianity in England. They tend to survive in most of the time, I find.
User avatar #8 - captainprincess
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He's irish too
Probably pissed as a fart
User avatar #27 - TheLow
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"Dear me,

I tried to kill myself to keep myself from discovering my plot to kill myself.

Expose me immediately!"
#29 to #27 - internetnick
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The letter isn't to himself.
User avatar #30 to #29 - TheLow
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Oh balls, you're right. Oh well, close.
#31 to #30 - internetnick
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It makes it funnier in my mind because it means there's someone there reading that **** and thinking this guy is insane.
User avatar #11 - angelusprimus
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Only game in which your Mayan Zoroastrians based in France can conquer Europe.
Or my Black Irish Norse Pagans.
#14 to #11 - anon id: 7892dfb9
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They are Aztecs you ignorant slut, not Maya.
User avatar #16 to #14 - angelusprimus
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They are Maya if I say they are Maya beyotch.
You just go and change their name. Not that hard.
#17 to #16 - anon id: 7892dfb9
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**** your **** *****, making them actually Maya would require a hell of a lot of modding. Mod their name, mod all of their names to actual Mayan names (Mayan and Nahuatl are two completely different languages), mod the name of the Aztec Empire, and mod the religion. And even after all that they still wouldn't actually be Maya, as the units would look Aztec.
User avatar #18 to #17 - angelusprimus
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OR, you just change the name of the empire to Mayan empire.
*rolls eyes*
You need to chill.
#22 to #18 - anon id: 7892dfb9
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NEVEEERRR.
#15 - anon id: 7892dfb9
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It's probably not broken. Probably just three different dudes named Robert a Muirebe.
#12 - anon id: b23c8d4e
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I've only played EUIV.
Ironman mode is the ******* worst in that game. As France, it's like, "Oh, you're trying to get a high enough warscore against the British so you can take back your cores? Well, tough ****, Burgundy just declared war on you and their army is ******* bigger than yours."
User avatar #13 to #12 - thesovereigngrave
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Wow, that's really different from EU III. I tend to play outside Europe, and whenever Europe was revealed on the map the entirety of Central Europe would be ******* blue.
#9 - anon id: b0607f77
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love this game. gave my falcon to a blind guy to watch for me he lost it i hated him by -15 relation points.
User avatar #7 - psykobear
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More like I tried to kill myself to make sure that I didn't find out that I planned to kill myself.