Love life. During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise. - The Lord o
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During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise. - The Lord of the Rings.

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User avatar #595 - johnnythedude (02/12/2014) [-]
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Mine is literally "No!"
#644 - himyouknowwho (02/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #590 - zealotgold ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
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"Shes more scared of you than you are of her"

well. time to rape her now
User avatar #4 - Daeiros (02/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"And suddenly Beauty was on hands and knees, neck pressed low by the soft, velvety sole of the slipper, and she realized that Tristan and Elena were beside her and all three of them were being pulled forward by their nipple chains and whipped by the thongs as they moved out of the garden."
#221 - InvisibleMonster (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Nobody will look at me, I'm invisible."
"Nobody will look at me, I'm invisible."
#219 - memeticman (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"It's never gonna happen."
"It's never gonna happen."
User avatar #58 - thedoomdonkey (02/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
When filling a soul gem, there are some key points to remember:
#75 - notsolonleyisland (02/11/2014) [-]
"Spit it out right now!"   
 Thank you, Harper Lee
"Spit it out right now!"
Thank you, Harper Lee
#68 - moistnuggests (02/11/2014) [-]
"He soon became a favourite with the old farmer, who spoke eloquently of his virtues." The adventures of Sherlock Holmes


#18 - tarnis (02/11/2014) [-]
No one said anything they all knew that this was impossible.  not even kidding.
No one said anything they all knew that this was impossible. not even kidding.
#349 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
"Blood fountains from her shuddering form." - The Walking Dead: The Road to Woodbury.
"Blood fountains from her shuddering form." - The Walking Dead: The Road to Woodbury.
User avatar #6 - fletching (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In retrospect, one must conclude that Africans were more vulnerable to enslavement than white indentured servants and Indians.

This book is going to get me in trouble.
#394 - quantumlegend ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
"I would judge it to be approximately eighty-five dollars a month"
-Tom, The Glass Menagerie
#193 - mattymc (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#197 to #193 - mattymc (02/12/2014) [-]
"After that, he remembered nothing" .... **** !
#156 - BroStoryCool (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Spit it out right now!"
To Kill A Mockingbird
#620 - merrymarvelite (02/12/2014) [-]
"Now that I have disposed of that temporary interruption I'll carry out step two of my master plan!"

I guess that's about right.
User avatar #602 - kurozama (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"They said you were dead" the Hound said.
User avatar #547 - ipartywithpedobear (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." from this cliff-note bible thing a guy once gave me when i was in branson missiory


So, yea.. i'm a guy.
Does that mean i'm getting laid soon?

User avatar #184 - paradoxofnight (02/12/2014) [-]
"Her side flared with pain, and she uttered a short grunt."
User avatar #178 - Thehappyemu (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"She raised an eyebrow." - The Green Mile
#39 - fantastick (02/11/2014) [-]
"Then stretched seven cords of sheep's gut to serve as harmonious strings."
"Then stretched seven cords of sheep's gut to serve as harmonious strings."
#2 - soundofwinter (02/11/2014) [-]
The troops, however, continued on to the town walls, whether at Caesar's direction or, as he would have it, having simply been carried away by their success, where they met stiff resistance and were driven off with heavy losses, particularly among the centurions.

So I try to get into a girls pants and have early success but come on too strong and fail?
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