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#1 - vehnum (01/10/2016) [-]
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**vehnum rolled image** mfw I'll be single till I die
#4 - okamiterasu (01/11/2016) [-]
AmazingAtheist's mom be like
#2 - secondfunction (01/10/2016) [-]
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**secondfunction rolled image** mfw when I will be alone forever
User avatar #19 to #2 - wobblewub (01/11/2016) [-]
nice roll.
#65 to #2 - imjared (17 hours ago) [-]
my face when when
#25 to #2 - klick (01/11/2016) [-]
I care about you, Secondfunction.
User avatar #52 - kanpai (19 hours ago) [-]
Hello Wife, it is I: the Husband.

I'm sorry I left you home with Daughter and son, but i can't seem to remember any of your names.
I am at town right now and after that i will go to the shopping store.

Love- The me
User avatar #59 to #52 - Izen (17 hours ago) [-]
its like every incest hentai ever
#5 - torky (01/11/2016) [-]
I would have misinterpreted that first one.
"YOU CALLING ME A YELLOW ************ !?"
#6 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
fake as ****
User avatar #12 to #6 - srskate (01/11/2016) [-]
ha
User avatar #51 to #6 - thepizzadevourer (19 hours ago) [-]
Because nice things never happen, right?
User avatar #57 to #51 - slycoop (17 hours ago) [-]
More likely because people wouldn't sign a note to their spouse as "wife" or "husband". They would use their real names, or more likely, not sign it at all, because spouses should be able to recognize each other's handwriting.
User avatar #58 to #57 - thepizzadevourer (17 hours ago) [-]
My parents and grandparents write love notes to each other every once in a while. They generally do use the term husband/wife because it's a term of endearment. You know, a reminder that they chose each other and they're in this together. But my family's pretty weird so that could be a poor standard to judge by.
User avatar #67 to #58 - slycoop (17 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough I suppose. I'm not saying all the notes in the content are fake (most of them are probably real) but some of them have to be.
User avatar #68 to #57 - luluwho (17 hours ago) [-]
Waaaaaaaaait a minute, they need to recognize the others handwriting ? WHO else could it possibly be from ? lol
#7 to #6 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
another!
#11 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
mfw havent had a gf in 2 years and probably will never get another one.
User avatar #13 to #11 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Someone very wise once told me;
Stop looking for a girlfriend, the week after you're ready for one they'll find you.
I have to admit, keeping that idea in my mind has made my life a good bit better
User avatar #70 to #13 - luluwho (17 hours ago) [-]
3 Rulz to attract the right woman: Be Clean / Be Condident / Be Yourself
User avatar #15 to #13 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
i know that, but at what point am i ready for one? i never feel like i'll be ready since i have too many flaws tbh.
User avatar #16 to #15 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The minute you accept your flaws and stop demonizing or idolizing other people.
Honestly, I wasn't ready until I was in my mid twenties, some people just need more time to accept themselves.
You'll be ready as soon as you agree with the opinions of all the people that like you, for whatever reason.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
i dont demonize or idolize anyone other than, well, my vision of me. and i don't think i'll ever accept my flaws because i want to improve myself so much. and i don't want to pursue a woman, because i feel like that is just pursuing peoples approval. the only approval i need is my own.
#42 to #17 - gloriousthighs (21 hours ago) [-]
I know the feeling. The only time I felt good enough was when I was with my ex and that's a hard feeling to recreate alone. I compare myself to perfection which I will never live up to so I tend to have low self esteem. Seems we both need to be real with ourselves and understand that we are plenty rad. Think about it, even if we weren't amazing for the vast majority, you would be amazing to that girl that is right for you. She wants what you are so be more of that.
User avatar #18 to #17 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
perfect, then don't accept your flaws; knowing that about yourself is half the battle. Start seeing yourself for the skills that you're proud of, or that people have complimented you on. If you're good at what you do, whatever that is, people will want to be around you, girls will want to be around you, and eventually someone will value you more than you value yourself.
#21 to #18 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
except i don't feel like i can excel at what i want to do. i don't have the body to be a heavy lifter kind of person, i'm not artistically talented, or intellectually talented. really the only thing i do have that i personally admire is my unflinching desire to excel despite my limitations. and i don't even want that, because it makes me feel like a martyr. and it is the very thing that hurts me the most.
User avatar #22 to #21 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
So come back when you stop thinking those things-no one is innately stupid.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
what things? im trying to be real. im exceedingly skinny, i take all my jokes from tumblr and the internet, and i didnt get any kind of full ride because i wasn't smart enough.
User avatar #26 to #23 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
what are you interested in in life?
do you have a job in mind, or an end goal?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
protect the weak, protect those i care about, have power to do so, and don't make mistakes. those are my goals. im interested in life so that in the next one im better off. idk really.
User avatar #28 to #27 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
trying to not make mistakes is the biggest mistake you'll ever make, i've been there. Playing it wild and loose every once in a while is the best way to improve yourself and ensure that future mistakes are minor. Also, I don't necessarily believe in reincarnation of any sort, including afterlife, but I would say, if you aren't invested in the life you have now and treat it like it's precious, do you really feel like you'll deserve a better one next time?
User avatar #30 to #28 - dogziller (01/11/2016) [-]
the people who are successful didn't make mistakes, or they hid them away. since im crap at lying ill instead try and not make mistakes. to be honest, i believe in redemption and reincarnation alot. sometimes i just feel like im older and i should be the "dying" age already, like im already middle aged. its weird how i dont' really feel alot of motivation because, idk i already did it? and i know playing it fast and loose is nice, but id rather not lose my opportunity to make the world better?
for explanation, if i/you/any person can't do the following, they are useless. i don't want to lose an opportunity to do any of these.
protect the weak
lead and make wise decisions
bring a smile to the unhappy
work hard to support others
and i'm afraid i can't do any of these.
User avatar #45 to #30 - jakotad (20 hours ago) [-]
Anyone successful will tell you to learn from mistakes.
User avatar #46 to #45 - dogziller (20 hours ago) [-]
id rather not make those mistakes in the first place.
User avatar #49 to #46 - jakotad (20 hours ago) [-]
You also said that you have an unflinching desire to excel no matter what, that's admirable, use that. Use it and it will draw people to you.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jakotad (20 hours ago) [-]
Making mistakes is the best thing that can happen to you, not only can you learn from it but others can as well. And if people learn from you are you not making the world better in some small way?
User avatar #48 to #47 - dogziller (20 hours ago) [-]
making mistakes is how i hurt others. ill lost control, ill not be able to help others, ill make someone hate me.....i don't want to learn from these mistakes how to not make them, i want to avoid making them so others don't suffer.
User avatar #31 to #30 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I used to think the same thing of myself, and sometimes I still do. I can't give you advice on how to chance your mind about yourself, you have to do that yourself, but i can tell you this; nothing helps more than surrounding yourself with people that like you.
User avatar #20 to #18 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
edit: this is all assuming that you want a girlfriend at all. Not wanting one is an awesome choice, and can make your life awesome.
User avatar #32 - droitesorel (01/11/2016) [-]
Reminds me of my first boyfriend. I don't know what hurts more, my feelings or my dick.

#37 to #32 - luqmanr (01/11/2016) [-]
das gay
#50 - joaomartins (20 hours ago) [-]
Who the **** treats his husband or wife by the title and not by the name ?!
User avatar #60 to #50 - Izen (17 hours ago) [-]
a lot of people fam
it's endearing, especially newlyweds.
because "THATS MY WIFE" is so much better than "thats my girlfriend" and better than "thats jen"
User avatar #62 to #60 - joaomartins (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes but you don't say : Husband I need something something.
User avatar #63 to #62 - donbionicle ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
It's a silly term of endearment used in these cases to convey humour and affection, but not necessarily used when speaking to each other or at all in public. What's so confusing?
User avatar #66 to #63 - bogbean (17 hours ago) [-]
he's probably from most miserable country on earth

latvia
User avatar #69 to #63 - joaomartins (17 hours ago) [-]
It sounds weird as ****
User avatar #71 to #69 - donbionicle ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to marriage, everything is weird.
#35 - tyrathius ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I never believed my dream girl actually existed until I saw this pic

Too bad she's taken
#41 to #35 - hoovard (22 hours ago) [-]
You think that ****** real? Who in the **** writes "husband" and "wife"? According to the mat on the floor, this is probably a lonely furry pretending he has a lovely and randome XD catwife. And then posts it on internet to gather his 15 seconds of fame.
User avatar #54 to #41 - niggstompa (18 hours ago) [-]
agree with this guy, most of those notes are way too stupid to be real. who the hells calls it "sexy time?"

and if they are real, they're not the kind of couple that i'd like to be around.
#10 - harrypottergirl (01/11/2016) [-]
That Helga Pitaki, glad she got over her obsession with Arnold. Sorry Shane
#3 - giottomanfrotto (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
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**giottomanfrotto rolled image** MFW I only got a love letter once and it was ***** and the girl was ugly
#29 - luqmanr (01/11/2016) [-]
mfw haven't had any romantic interest with anyone in 4 years
#34 to #29 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**4 years? pfff scrub.
#74 to #73 - SonofChuck (16 hours ago) [-]
I forgot to add the text to that last comment...
#75 to #29 - fridgelogic ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
GIF
19 and haven't had it my whole life. Mostly some minor crushes but faded as fast as they came. I really feel the desire to have a gf now, like REALLY, but there are barely any girls that I know and they aren't even that close.
User avatar #36 to #29 - ADeadlYLepricoN (01/11/2016) [-]
I just got out of one. trust me dude, the loss is worse than the absence. I wish I could just not fall for people
User avatar #38 to #36 - luqmanr (01/11/2016) [-]
story time dude
#61 - ronyx (17 hours ago) [-]
This is the first time I'm hearing a couple refer to each other by "husbamd/wife"
Fake and gay
#39 - lippenrot ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
That's the kind of marriage I want.
#14 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
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User avatar #72 to #14 - traks (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh hey, I made that comment.
#77 - djmaryhikineet (15 hours ago) [-]
Mfw I can't love real things without fearing the lost of them and end up resorting to distancing myself from everything so the pain isn't able to happen or isn't that strong, yesterday I watched koishi's heart throbbing adventure and I'm super depressed by it and it doesn't help they haven't finished it so now my brain can't complete its thoughts on it and I keep thinking about it
#76 - zpowell (15 hours ago) [-]
Obligatory >tfwnogf
User avatar #64 - langweilig (17 hours ago) [-]
i want shanes gf
#55 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** mfw readin this
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