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Louis C.K.

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#1 - deadmuerto (04/13/2014) [+] (80 replies)
**deadmuerto rolls 78**
#19 - bobthedilder (04/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #9 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Lopez Tonight Louis C.K. (6242010).flv Sauce, since the content is quite hard to read with his emotion.
#29 - dangler ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I love this man
I love this man
User avatar #4 - malific (04/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I don't get the last line... it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the rest of the story.
User avatar #7 to #4 - gilliam (04/13/2014) [-]
It's about the fact that immediatly sending a helicopter might've been a tad excessive, they could've just sent a patrol car.
User avatar #28 - zenthos (04/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Wow another waste of space on this site a shitty screen cap with text of a show of CK Faggot aka "loves George Carlins dead dick but will be never be has good"
#123 - mrgoodlove (04/13/2014) [-]
In a green honda that he made at his house damn I love that man
#127 - RedHulk (04/13/2014) [+] (23 replies)
**RedHulk rolled image** Anyone elst have a hard time reading this?
#137 to #135 - RedHulk (04/13/2014) [-]
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#50 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [+] (52 replies)
I don't like Louis C.K. He seems to try to hard to be George Carlin, and Reddit's making him seem like the God of all comedy.
I don't like Louis C.K. He seems to try to hard to be George Carlin, and Reddit's making him seem like the God of all comedy.
User avatar #108 to #99 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
I respect your answer.
User avatar #181 - scapeartist (04/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Hey guys. I need you all to thumb this comment down as much as possible.
I have no specific reason, just fucking do it
#116 - pappathethird (04/13/2014) [-]
CK is the man
CK is the man
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#241 to #220 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
You are no longer welcome here. You never were.
You are no longer welcome here. You never were.
#48 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
That was fucking aweful
#97 - unbelievable (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I got angry at all the words and I didn't read the whole thing...
I got angry at all the words and I didn't read the whole thing...
User avatar #230 - mattexpress (04/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Lopez Tonight Louis C.K. (6242010).flv The biggest thing that make a comedian's stories funny is watching their delivery of the story. Why has this not been posted yet?

2:44 starts the story, but the whole thing is funny.
#179 - LOLinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
Saving for a rainy day
#114 - thatwhiteman (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**thatwhiteman rolled image** nope
#106 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
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