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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - albinopanda
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(01/13/2014) [-]
That dude lost his ****
#59 to #4 - newdevyx
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That was incredibly clever.
That was incredibly clever.
#67 to #4 - holywarstpd
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#69 to #4 - crispytg
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DID YOU JUST

no, but you do have my utmost respect. props
User avatar #77 to #4 - jonball
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(01/14/2014) [-]
And Tyrone finally got his **** together.
#3 - ehzio
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I do not believe this man wipe
I do not believe this man wipe
User avatar #11 to #3 - ilovemyguns
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******* gross, why would he wipe if there isn't a place to wash his hands?

What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ehzio
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Dude.... I would rather control my hand since I can't control my **** from staining every inch of my underwear and pants
User avatar #22 to #12 - thewhitezombie
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How ******* nasty are your ***** that just the residue left by it's passing would stain your pants? The only problem you would have is a bit of itching and general irritation in a small area around your asshole for a few days. That is what they sell itching powder for.
User avatar #35 to #22 - ehzio
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Dude if your ***** aren't as intense as mine, then your ***** are not considered ***** but merely female period stains.
User avatar #39 to #35 - thewhitezombie
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Have you never lived with a girlfriend? If you actually believe a period stain would be less messy, that answer is painfully obvious. Those things are damn near impossible to ******* clean.

Also, there is the possibility you are overweight so your ***** have to squeeze through your fleshy asscheeks. In that case, it is entirely possible for you to brown your pants. Otherwise, I just can't imagine how that could happen.
#50 to #39 - ehzio
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As a matter of fact, I have and it is indeed hard to clean but the mess is small. If your girl is having a shotgun to the vagina everytime she is having her period then I pray to you in hoping that it does not look like a murder scene on CSI.


Also how rude of you!
#42 to #39 - anon id: 4c63c087
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Well i wait 2 whole months before i take a **** and if i don't wipe my underwear color would change to blue.
User avatar #24 to #22 - CupcakeMaster
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I am greatly disturbed.
#28 to #3 - andreweasley
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**andreweasley rolled a random comment #7435561 posted by DasSpiel at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
I want to get a new job.
Not because it sucks (it does), or that the hours are ****** (they are).
It's because there's no attractive women who work at FedEx.
#63 to #3 - anon id: a5c73bd2
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Exactly what I was thinking, and **** these other dumbasses that think you meant that he should wipe his ass with his bare hand. He could of used various items IF he had on him such as an under shirt, his socks, hell wipe with your underwear and throw it away, possibly even that ****** hat he has on and no one would know (except those kids...). If all else fails, just rip out a chunk of that grass and wipe. At least that's what i would do, no way am i walking around smelling like **** while my ass cheeks rub together with **** lubricant.
User avatar #40 to #3 - xxhunterxx
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When you squat there's no need to wipe because there's no surface to smear **** across.
User avatar #51 to #40 - ehzio
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but da hole getz real dirtay and real brown
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxhunterxx
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do you stick toilet paper up your butthole?
Because that's weird.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ehzio
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Well no I mean, even if you do squat and spread your booty hole apart so no fecal matter gets on it, there will still be fecal matter on yo hole and that could get itchy real fast, real quick.


In a worst case scenario, it could even dry up and you'll be walking with a dirty butt hole that has rock *****
User avatar #33 - darthblam
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That was a lot more clever and harmless than I expected.
I thought they were going to throw it in his face like a couple of assholes.
#2 - ratytang
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Photoshop master RatyTang strikes again
Photoshop master RatyTang strikes again
#57 to #2 - junahi
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For a second I thought it was gonna be dickbutt. Then remembered our glorious leader and got sad happy.
#60 to #2 - blackstratocaster
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User avatar #8 to #2 - nyxeos
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It would be better if you took out the guys with the shovel. But have a thumb all the same
#16 to #8 - funferret
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Is this more to your liking?
Is this more to your liking?
#19 to #16 - nyxeos
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Comment Picture
#46 to #16 - creatablejam
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This is Phanact's face. Try adding that if you could plsh?
User avatar #27 - trojanmannn
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thought they were going to take his poop and slap his ass with it
#45 to #27 - DerpDerpDerp
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So much potential
#17 - ballerfifteen
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#62 - chism
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was this the opening scene for 2 boys 1 shovel?
was this the opening scene for 2 boys 1 shovel?
User avatar #49 - thegreenbutton
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sat and watch a fat old man take a dump. I think the prank is on them.
#47 - censius
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I thought they were going to leave something else there, like an egg or something.
Or a firecracker
BOOM
User avatar #15 - kanatana
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"Immaculate Defecation"