my boyfriend' s bestfriend is always asking him to do things with him, although my
boyfriend is usually too busy. After saying he cant go out to eat because he' s studying, his
friend texts him. J
Friend: "We' re threath! No mere excuses!''
Me: "How dare yea break up with my boyfriend ever text!"
Friend: "I got the kids in the divorce tee."
Me: "Well, he wants Sundays with [ether friend).''
Friend: "Deal. ‘fame his lawyer?"
Me: "That I am. We want a box of Pooptarts as alimony once a week."
Friend: "Nah, yea gotta meet me halfway."
Me: "Every other weekend with [ether friend) in exchange for the Pooptarts."
Friend: "I want the house."
Me: he boyfriend' "Are yea willing to give up your house for Pooptarts?"
Boyfriend: "Yes. Your RA said I can sleep en your couch anyway."
Me: he friend" Weave got a deal."
Boyfriend: "Wait, I think that makes yea to [ether friend). I' ll have to tell him
he meant have to call yea mom right away."