Lord Of War. Nearly put the punchline in the title... So I put it in the tags instead... >rifle caliber in beginning >in a pistol at the end You Shot me in the Dick
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - deadmessenger
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>rifle caliber in beginning
>in a pistol at the end
#7 to #6 - swagmonstah
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The end is all that made it funny...
Take it for what it is, not everyone is a conservative gun hoarding faggot like you.
Some people understand guns are an archaic form of warfare that should be outlawed and don't bother to learn about "calibers".
#8 to #7 - deadmessenger
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#53 to #7 - XTakedownpaladinX
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User avatar #48 to #7 - fausticorn
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>Outlaw guns
>Go back to using Longbows and Arrows
>People die slow painful deaths from infections
#11 to #7 - anon id: a936d678
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Did you just use the word archaic in reference to the most common way of dispatching the enemy through war in modern times? Are you ******* retarded or do you just use uncommon words in a way to sound smart, because than you are still retarded. Die slowly.
#15 to #11 - swagmonstah
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I'm sorry, the most advanced way is through chemical warfare.
Should every American be given a sample of the Botulinum virus to defend themselves?
Stop being such a faggot and understand you don't need to have WMD to defend yourselves.
A cell phone can call the police, and if it escalates the Guard can be contacted, and then the military can declare Martial Law.
I'm tired of these conservative nut jobs ruining America.
#19 to #15 - EdwardNigma
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Yes.
Give me a sample of the Botulinum virus to defend myself.
#18 to #15 - violenthandjob
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>Chemical warfare
>Most advanced
All chemical weapons are 50s era tech. We made a pact with the soviets to cease further R&D because the stuff we were both developing was scaring the **** out of everyone.
So step down from that high horse and quit rattling off like a buffon about something you know nothing about
User avatar #16 to #15 - dagold
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Yes, because the police and national guard can unmurder you, or cure your daughter of aids after she is raped.
#56 to #15 - XTakedownpaladinX
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#62 to #56 - anon id: 68c99398
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Yeah because nobody has beaten us without jets, helicopters, and tanks.
User avatar #70 to #62 - XTakedownpaladinX
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And we're different how?
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User avatar #20 to #15 - WakaTakaBang
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Did you just refer to a gun as a WMD?
User avatar #23 to #6 - tsoper
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its almost as if bullets can't be fired by different guns!

as long as it fits, you can fire it with any gun. you can put the bullet against a wall and light the gun powder inside, and it will fire the opposite direction.
User avatar #25 to #23 - deadmessenger
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Not really how it works m8.
User avatar #27 to #25 - tsoper
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I said if it were possible to light the gunpowder by hand.
#66 to #27 - anon id: a35bed3a
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It would probebly just blow up in all directions. You need the barrel of the gun to let it go in one direction at least that's what I think
User avatar #28 to #27 - deadmessenger
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.22 LR
.22 Short
.22 MAG
User avatar #29 to #28 - tsoper
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are those all different girth?

or different lengths?
User avatar #31 to #29 - deadmessenger
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All different rounds, but they will fit into the same gun. Whether it is safe to shoot for the rifle and the operator, that's another story.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tsoper
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if its a sniper bullet in the a pistol, wont the recoil **** you up? or would the gun just explode from the inside and break?
User avatar #34 to #32 - deadmessenger
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The pistol could very well explode, or do nothing at all.

Refer to this vid. He fires a 5.56mm round from an AR-15 from a Glock 9mm pistol also he fires different rounds that have similar girth through a pistol. It's interesting.

Firing the Wrong Caliber

User avatar #30 to #6 - thatawesomesexyguy
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it was also in africa when it was put in the gun...
User avatar #36 to #30 - jasohazard
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Because they're black?
User avatar #37 to #36 - thatawesomesexyguy
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that and their surroundings are clearly african
User avatar #38 to #37 - jasohazard
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Or you know South America can look like that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thatawesomesexyguy
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I didn't deny that it was partially because they're black
User avatar #40 to #39 - jasohazard
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No but really it's most likely Africa
User avatar #41 to #40 - thatawesomesexyguy
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if only I could've come to that conclusion
User avatar #44 to #41 - jasohazard
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It's okay, I was here this time but you have to learn these things for yourself
#58 to #44 - anon id: 0ae83c9f
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ITS AFRICA BECAUSE IN THE MOVIE IT SHOOTS A CHILD SOLDIER IN AFRICA, SHUT UP FAGGOTS
User avatar #71 to #44 - sinconn
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... Go munch on a glorious cockmeat sandwich, you magical faggot.
User avatar #51 to #38 - removekimchi
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ive seen the movie, its africa
User avatar #33 to #30 - deadmessenger
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Considering where the round ended up, it's magical. It goes from being loaded into an AK magazine as a 7.62x39 and fired into a guy's dick as a 9mm thousands of miles away.

Do want.
#2 - thesaw
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User avatar #45 to #2 - satanisrealgod
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You never shoot a man in the dick
#10 - mikemeiers
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Rifle cartage shot from a pistol… seems legit.
User avatar #12 to #10 - jmilolol
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i was literally about to say the same thing
User avatar #13 to #12 - mikemeiers
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what if a pistol could chamber a .308? Amazing.
User avatar #14 to #13 - liquidz
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AR-10 pistol, been working on it. No one has guts to shoot it
User avatar #49 to #14 - traks
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Make a rig
User avatar #26 to #14 - deadmessenger
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I want an AR-10 so badly. Muh wood furniture. Muh .308

I swear I'm not bubba. I like me some black salt rifles.
User avatar #84 to #26 - liquidz
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Ash Tactical is planning to make some AR-10 rifles at $1200. They are starting to produce some lowers and matching uppers for them.
#64 to #10 - bannon
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User avatar #80 to #64 - brothergrimm
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comment 73
#54 to #10 - manninex
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Just remember that someone had the titties to build this. It's chambered in .50 BMG and apparently wasn't mass produced for titty-related reasons.
User avatar #55 to #54 - mikemeiers
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I found my new concealed carry.
#24 to #10 - RayIII
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#46 - xxxmrawsomexxx
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How bullets work
How bullets work
#63 - pewdiepieisbestpie
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<The true face of the lord of war
User avatar #68 to #63 - soopfox
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24 minutes in and not a single thumb up or down. I am impressed FJ.
#78 to #63 - anon id: 67263da7
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Consider suicide.
User avatar #81 to #63 - spyisspy
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you do not deserve any sort of net on thumbs one way or the other
User avatar #67 to #63 - whycanticaps
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I love accounts like these, because it allows me to use my favorite button on this whole site...the hide all button
User avatar #72 to #67 - kaboomz
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what does hide all do?
does it hide all comments by that user on this content or on all contents? all contents would be awesome
User avatar #74 to #72 - whycanticaps
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Hides all comments by this user across all content, it's awesome for the bieber troll profiles
#75 to #74 - kaboomz
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i cant believe ive never used that button before   
   
ill definitely rape it use it more often
i cant believe ive never used that button before

ill definitely rape it use it more often
User avatar #76 to #75 - whycanticaps
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It does get sexually abused used quite a bit
#77 to #76 - kaboomz
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#65 to #63 - adhdtookmyaccount
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User avatar #43 - pizzaweed
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The second movie was pretty damn funny
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User avatar #61 to #43 - winstonsexton
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Damnit, you spoilered the movie
User avatar #35 - iamaniceperson
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"you see ivan
to shoot of accurate
you must be de boolet"
#73 - ScottishMinor
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B4 anyone else says: "Rifle cartridge in a pistol. Blahhh"
User avatar #79 to #73 - brothergrimm
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i'm not sure if the hard on this gave me is deserved or not...... wouldn't that thing kick like a draft horse?
#82 to #79 - ScottishMinor
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The handgun is heavy and it is only firing a 123 or 124 grain bullet and it's not reaching full velocity either so I would say probably less than a .44 mag and more flash and show than anything. Still I would want one modeled after a Nagant revolver.
User avatar #59 - breadposter
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I am the lord of bread
User avatar #22 - mpifeyefunny
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I'm sure Mandinga loves you reposting her without giving credit