Look at description. Look at tags. Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his bac look at the title
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Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a
high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back,
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part
oi his body, Fortunately, the cast or under his shirt and
wasnt noticeable.
On the first day of mass. he found assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The : punks,
having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine.
were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his
discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently Into the rowdy classroom. the new masher
opened the window wide and sat down at ms desk. when a
strong breeze made his tie Rap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the be to his chest.
Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.
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#185 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
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Bullcrap, the icebox 76 and the final broadcast that activated the nano-goo from tunguska fudged up the world, Mexico is zombie land, no joke, but why a female voice? do they more easily believe a female controller?
#2 - imalamp (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - anonymousbegone (01/05/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Full respect to the marine corps, but what the **** does his former occupation have to do with this story?
#56 - maousama (01/06/2014) [+] (19 replies)
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher    
   
The rest of the year went smoothly    
   
Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher

The rest of the year went smoothly

Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
#73 - yisumad (01/06/2014) [-]
Title, desc, and tags
User avatar #113 - yojo ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I imagined a room full of black students. **** , I'm becoming a racist.
User avatar #118 to #113 - ReignFox (01/06/2014) [-]
I imagined it to be a whole room of white kids trying to be black.
User avatar #11 - vuvuzela (01/05/2014) [+] (12 replies)
One thing always bothers me about posts like this.
What is the point of the highlighted parts, it just seems rather unnecessary.
#28 - funnydevilz (01/05/2014) [-]
Mfw teacher staples tie to chest
#69 - ZorgonTheGreat (01/06/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Im a Marine, any other service members here on Funnyjunk.

OP doing some motivated pullups
#139 - shadowfienx (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#106 - spetsnazvymple (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
sergeant major*
User avatar #93 - wildpeppy (01/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
That is a picture of a sergeant major...
User avatar #100 to #93 - heraske (01/06/2014) [-]
no thats a former brigadier general major first class of the second class.
#149 - ballerfifteen (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #133 - makedonski (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Alright, Alex, I'll take stuff that never happened for 200.
#75 - tjocksnorris (01/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
then again, stapeling urself isn't all that painfull

is that even a word, stapeling,sounds weird
#166 - gentlememe (01/06/2014) [-]
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#117 - ReignFox (01/06/2014) [-]
That's 			*******		 amazing
That's ******* amazing
User avatar #8 - beasert (01/05/2014) [-]
My brother cracked a bone in his forearm early one winter when he was ten. The cast was small and was easily covered by his winter coat and gloves and didn't keep him from playing street hockey.
One day, an opposing player got mad at my brother (he was a good team leader, managed to organize a team of 9-11 year olds) and tried to take him out of the game. He jumped my brother before a match and punched him right in the cast. My brother then chopped him in the chest with the cast to go with the kids hurt hand, and he never had trouble from the guy again.
#147 - ZorgonTheGreat (01/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Shout out to all the 03's and 11 B's everyone else you Do matter, but your still POGS.
User avatar #157 to #156 - thatoneiranianguy (01/06/2014) [-]
It's Army stuff.

I'm assuming O-3 is paygrade and 11B is infantry.
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