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Submitted: 06/19/2014
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#1 - genericgreeting (06/19/2014) [+] (108 replies)
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Fast Forward One Year
>be 19 at this point
>With help from family, rent out small apartment
>Christina and I become super close friends. Constantly together.
>texting nonstop when we aren’t
>Family loves her
>Enlist in military because wanted to since 6
>have to exercise more
>run 2 miles every morning. Pretty dull
>Christina is always coming over. We watch movies, play vidya (she loves Fallout 3), or just goof off.
>comes over super early one day (her mom always drops her off. Super nice)
>whatanicesurprise.gif
>Says she’s here to join my run.
>Push her in wheelchair while running.
>Morning runs become fun.
>Get orders for basic. Super excited
>Go to bed early one night because super tired
>Wake up to phone ringing
>”Hello?”
>It’s Christina, crying. “Are you home?”
>hear knocking on door. It’s her
>Wheel her in, ask what’s wrong
>says I’m only her friend because I feel sorry for her. Has no other friends
>wat.jpeg
>get on my knees to look in her eyes
>”Chris, we are friends because I like you. I know who you are and I’ve had the best year of my life. I’m lucky to have you in my life”
>Find myself kissing her.
>her face is burning red. Her first kiss.
>Keep kissing, only stopped to catch breath
>”I love you” she says
>rightinmyheartyougo
>”I love you too”
>Awesome relationship develops

Continued
User avatar #11 - Soilwork ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
>idon'twantyourtacos
#4 - flemsdfer (06/19/2014) [-]
I feel all warm and fuzzy.
User avatar #127 - axelboy (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
OP, where's the rest of the story?
#129 to #127 - doktorwhat (06/20/2014) [-]
> Christina gets a dinosaur leg implant
> walk the dinosaur
#40 - tomthehippie (06/20/2014) [-]
>pride rises in fellow enlistee   
>pride rises in enlistee standing up for the physically weak against superior numbers   
>pride rises in enlistee getting the girl   
>pride is raised to the max   
>7777777 gun salute   
>eagles cry from joy   
>flags spontaneously wave from every building   
>national anthem spontaneously plays from every speaker
>pride rises in fellow enlistee
>pride rises in enlistee standing up for the physically weak against superior numbers
>pride rises in enlistee getting the girl
>pride is raised to the max
>7777777 gun salute
>eagles cry from joy
>flags spontaneously wave from every building
>national anthem spontaneously plays from every speaker
#14 - radioactivepainter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought it was going to end similar to that story with the guy who 						******					 up that girl who had a wheelchair's art work. Great ending, thanks OP
I thought it was going to end similar to that story with the guy who ****** up that girl who had a wheelchair's art work. Great ending, thanks OP
User avatar #122 - slapchoppin (06/20/2014) [-]
8/10 because she's missing 2/10 of her body

good one OP
#8 - stoneshit (06/19/2014) [-]
I expected a bad end, but lawd, I had a nice surprise. Good luck with your relationship, Op
I expected a bad end, but lawd, I had a nice surprise. Good luck with your relationship, Op
#39 - moetron (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
tfw i will never have a disabled cute gf
#15 - urbanknightx (06/19/2014) [-]
MFW no girlfriend
User avatar #143 - grimandevil (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>not a funny story
>the endless ******** with the sad/wheelchair/deaf/whatever girl
>incomplete story
>>''check out in the coments''
>30.000 char limit
>thumbwhore op
Gtfo
#164 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (06/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)

what the **** are you doing

">4chan style because why not"

there is a 30k word limit now

you're just thumbwhoring your trash story

DOWNTHUMBERED
User avatar #56 - snood (06/20/2014) [-]
i cracked up when you said 8/10 after you said she's missing half her leg cuz i thought that you were describing her as a fraction of how much of her is left. what has this site done to me?...
#192 - yisumad (06/20/2014) [-]
>idon'twantyourtacos
>idon'twantyourtacos
#165 - nazo (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pal, the limit is now 30k words   
what the 						****					 are you doing?
Pal, the limit is now 30k words
what the **** are you doing?
#5 - bentimover (06/19/2014) [-]
Nice one! The best of luck for you both!   
   
 Quick question: does the prosthetic come off during intercourse?
Nice one! The best of luck for you both!

Quick question: does the prosthetic come off during intercourse?
#210 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/20/2014) [-]
Wow, OP is thumbwhoring like an absolute 						************
Wow, OP is thumbwhoring like an absolute ************
#121 - mytomanenbre (06/20/2014) [-]
(me thinking what if OP did the "first letter of every row thing) FBWCTFEHRCCWSPMGGWHIHWSWGCFHKIRIA BGASHSASSAM CMWKSIISBIHWTAIOIWTSBF ..... Okay then.
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