Long but Landwhale. Worth the rage. people like this.. I Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 12/ 14( Sat) 04: 20: 37 No. 556146089 F a fat story thread going? of my own I was
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Long but Landwhale. Worth the rage. people like this.. I Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 12/ 14( Sat) 04: 20: 37 No. 556146089 F a fat story thread going? of my own I was

Worth the rage. **** people like this.

I Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 12/ 14( Sat) 04: 20: 37 No. 556146089 F
a fat story thread going?
of my own I was sharing before thread died.
Everyone in my family is currently an obese whale who frequents tumblr. Even my dad. I always kept an average weight and now I' m starting to turn most into
muscle. Here' s a story of a few years back when I still lived with them
bbe me, 16, around 5' 11, 150 pounds. just got my license.
screeches from her bedroom to tell me to go to the store for groceries (as the fat has molded into her sheets)
llet her ramble off a bunch of ******** I need to buy
pounds of maccaroni, 12 pounds of ground beef, 6 microwaved pizzas, the usual
aat the store. I pick up a bunch of **** . Finally near the end when I get to the dairy aisle
milk, cheese, and I get to the sour cream.
my family ******* loves their sour cream
aall the normal tubs are sold out, all that' s left is **** .
bbuy that, gtfo of the store and go home
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henpecking groceries at home. start putting away the stuff that needs to be refridgerated
walks by and gazes upon me unloading all the fatty processed **** I was told to buy
k" . ccan hear his drool on the Mor
finally he sees me putting up the sour cream
fface is so red he looks like a giant red thumb
WE CANNOT HELP OUR WEIGHT ITS JUST GENETICS YOU ARE GROUNDED"
***** it i dont even care and go to my room.
Slater that night chilling on my computer in the living room while the watches Food Network in the same room.
ddad tells mom about the low fat sour cream incident
throws the N remote at the back of my head and screeches with the power of 1000 dying seals. starts repeating the same **** my dad did
mmfw i had to get stitches because of low fat sour cream
mmfw it was worth it
One of many.
U Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 12/ 14( Sat) 05: 02: 00 No. 556150289 p
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**** it I' ll bump with another story.
time before the sour cream incident, 15 y/ o me.
convinced the whale overlords it would be a good idea to go to a waterpark
aim all for it because i would end up just ditching them and doing my own thing
dday of reckoning is upon us. mom dad wearing a white swim shirt he bought at baby gap, sister wearing a bathing suit that looks like you wrapped a deformed
twinkle in blue fabric, mom wearing a tailpiece with the bottoms covered my her fat .
mmfw
aboard the Fat Ass Express. 2 hour drive to the waterpark. The car smelled of fry oil and sadness
finally arrive. They make me buy the tickets and a locker while they go and Md 12 chairs for them to relax in
bbuy the **** and immediately go in the opposite direction. few hours pass with no incident.
Cont?
C) Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 12/ 14( Sat) 05: 14: 27 No. 556151474 F
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Alright alright.
ebeen just walking around for about 3 hours. the waterpark was ridiculously big so I haven' t seen the Narutards since we got here
suecide to go chill in the wading pool
pstart socializing with some people
ahit it off with a qta. 14 / 10 honey.
wwe talk for about half an hour and I ask her if her she wants to go get some ice cream near the front of the park
sshe agrees, wading pool nls with spaghetti
aas we leave the pool, the worst happens
tthe clouds cover the sun
drops 10 degrees
powerful force is rumbling through the earth.
hear "" as whalemom and dad come chugging towards me and the qt.
Anon where have you been? We' been worried sick!"
uh dad..." visibly embarrassed, girl is acting really awkward
Aww is this your new girlfriend????''
mega behemoth hug from dad
yhe starts hobbling towards the girl, a look of terror nls her eyes
phatass can' t keep himself on his feet, slips and collides with the girl, tipping her into the pool and landing on her legs before she falls in
turn ghost white
ddad stands up and panics, attempts to jump in and save her
ajust jumps right on her head as she was resurfacing
itums out he broke her ankle
Handing on her head with such force slammed her into the side wall of the wading pool, gave her a concussion
H havent been to a waterpark since because the memories resurface
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Alright. Here' s one from Thanksgiving about 10 months after the waterpark. Sorry I don' t have these prettied, never thought people would like them.
day. we' re going to our cousins house to eat.
ffor the past month momma lard has been getting really into feminism and Tat acceptance' nonsense. It was really annoying but not too hard to live with
sshe' s wearing a tight brown dress with turkeys all over it, trying to show off "muh precious womanly "
wwhatever, put on a new suit i bought for a job interview.
ddad lard is wearing a suit about my size. It looks like you tried to stuff a 30 pound ham into a fancy tube sock
keister is also wearing some dumb, baby gap dress
anally leave to my cousins house
we get there my mom is already starting to show her feminazi, bitching at my uncle for trying to help her get out of the car
wwe just chill and watch N for an hour until I hear my cousin yelling
H book it to the kitchen because I thought she was hurt
aall the side dishes she had prepared were gone and ravaged
aask everyone in the house what had happened, momma lard fesses up
l didn' t eat breakfast this morning and I am entitled to whatever I want when you thingies won' t check your privilege/ Ti told you they Frequent tumblr)" just go make more ***** sake"
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C) Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ ( Sat) 05: 37: 31 No. 556153692 p
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aat this point my uncle and aunt are absolutely livid
tthey try and hide their anger and console my cousin while my mom laughs about the whole thing to my dad
winner is delayed for another hour while replacement sides are being prepared
Dinner time!"
******** Finally. sitting there watching my mom lick leftover potato salad off her sausage link Fingers was pissing me off
wwe sit down to eat. everything was Bayed out on the coffee table because my fat ass family needed to sit on the couch
stalk for a second then start to dig in
mom, grunting like John Goodman ******* Rosanne, leaned forward to grab some potato salad
bungle grabs the whole dish and tells her no, she already had enough sides
bentense staredown between my uncle and the whale
iswear to god it looks like she was going to eat him
blustering up all her energy, she leans forward, and pushes the coffee table over, spilling the entire meal
tunnle pushes chair back and forces us to leave
assayed to help clean while the whale trio drives away
yhour later, everything is clean, my cousins tell me they love me most out of my entire family
tthey give me a ride home. Got bitched at later by my mom for taking a ride from those "arophobic bastards"
wwe haven' t been invited to their house again
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#17 - mattdoggy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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>put them in a pit
>only one way out
>a rope that goes out of the pit to freedom
>drop in fresh fruit vegetables water and other healthy stuffs
>the only way they can get out is to get fit enough to rescue themselves
User avatar #20 - Karibookiller (07/23/2014) [-]
I ******* hate people like that. I'm 6'1" 300 pounds, pretty overweight, but not once have I ever sat there and thought "Oh, if the rest of the world wasn't so goddamn unaccepting of my size, life wouldn't be this way, and I wouldn't be so fat." No, I know it's my fault I'm still fat, and I take responsibility for it. Do I wish I could just wake up one day and be 230? Yeah, of course. Do I hate it when people make comments about my size? Yeah. But as mean and awful as people who ridicule fat people are, I don't sit there and pretend that their comments are as bad as racism, sexism, or any other bigotry. I don't delude myself by saying that fat people are a mistreated minority in this country. No, I use the anger and the pain from those people's comments as motivation to lose weight. In the last two months I've lost 25lbs and I would've lost more if I hadn't broken my ******* leg. I don't ******* get where fat people get off saying that their plight is as bad as women's in third-world countries, or that they are "oppressed." Being ******* fat sucks a huge dick, but you can change it. Saying that it's genetic is a goddamn cop-out. Even if you are genetically slighted to be over-weight, that doesn't mean that you can't still take steps to lose some weight. The fact some fat people think that they're being oppressed by skinny people is as stupid as saying "Oh, my shirt say something that might be offensive to others, and people are reacting accordingly. It would be easy to change my shirt, BUT INSTEAD IM GONNA BLAME SOCIETY FOR THE FACT THAT MYS SHIRT IS OFFENSIVE AND ACT OFFENDED IF SOME ASKS ME TO CHANGE IT."
#65 to #20 - hoppy (07/24/2014) [-]
id like a beer with you. i often found overweight people make the best friends when theyre ok with their weight. normally have a wicked sense of humour
#29 to #20 - mollike (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumbs up

but genetically your body only process more of the carbs and crap into a lil bit extra fat
there is no such thing that says you are genetically designed to be fat.
btw keep working out it's pretty great to lose weight and look decent when checking yourself in the mirror
User avatar #43 to #20 - thenewgizmobox (07/24/2014) [-]
good luck man, put in the effort and become your profile pic.
User avatar #45 to #20 - arreatface ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel you, dude. Last year I struggled to lose 10kg (I think its something like 50 lbs), my sister (who happens to be overweight) always tryed to **** up what I was rocking my ass off to do. Mostly bothered me about diet, always eating ice cream or pizzas, saying things like "there is fruit on pizza, go on, eat it !"


What a bitch. I managed after a year or so to lose that weight but **** dude that was hard. Keep up the good work and it'll pay sooner or later. May all the thumbz be with you !
#46 to #20 - kulamia (07/24/2014) [-]
YouTheRealMVP.jpg
User avatar #49 to #20 - weightedtemp (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you. This is inspiring. Hey, I've been working out for about 8 years now, and I'm no body building champ or anything, but I know some, and I know my way around a gym and how to get in shape. What I'm trying to get at is, if you ever need some workout advice, or diet advice, or even just someone to talk to to help keep you motivated or anything, go ahead and message me. I'm always looking to help others who are looking to help themselves.
#51 to #20 - icda (07/24/2014) [-]
Godspeed man, godspeen
#59 to #20 - John Cena (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel the same way bro. I was a big kid all my life, I was almost 250 pounds by 6th grade and only got bigger until the I weighed almost 300 at the end of high school, but the entire time I've known it was my own fault. You cant blame the world because other people people lead healthier and more active lives then yourself. I wish you the best in reaching your health goals, I've been working on myself and for the first time since I was a kid I'm almost under 200 pounds, I plan to lose 25 more pounds by the end of summer. I've never felt happier with my body and I'm finally starting to gain some self confidence in myself. Stay motivated my friend and I know the both of us can have the bodies we've always dreamed of.
User avatar #61 to #20 - applejackhf (07/24/2014) [-]
I weigh 250 lbs., and I could not agree with you more.
User avatar #38 to #20 - Anonomousthirteen (07/24/2014) [-]
Damn it, man, I can't ******* hug you through the Internet!

My family is genetically predisposed to being fat. However, instead of getting fat, my mother encouraged us to work out a ******* and to carefully manage our diets. Most of us are pretty damn built, now, mostly because the only alternative is to be fatter than **** .
#39 to #20 - cupotruth (07/24/2014) [-]
Keep going you beautiful man you.   
   
Hope your leg gets better.
Keep going you beautiful man you.

Hope your leg gets better.
#58 to #20 - azumeow (07/24/2014) [-]
"In the last two months I've lost 25lbs"   
   
MFW
"In the last two months I've lost 25lbs"

MFW
#11 - pyromanicturtlez (07/23/2014) [-]
Thought they meant she was spilling into the 4th dimension.
#4 - meatygoodness ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
The mothership
#8 - Jabberwocky (07/23/2014) [-]
There are a million reasons fat acceptance is ******** , and all of them are OP's family.
Pic related, it's extra fat acceptance ******** content.
#19 to #8 - John Cena (07/23/2014) [-]
The struggles of liking fat chicks and almost everyone of them being tumblr SJW's is something most of you will thankfully never experience.
#33 to #8 - thatonecommunist ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
>"please do not take it lightly"

I doubt she could do anything lightly, **** .
#2 - theoneweirdguy (07/23/2014) [-]
>"EVERYTHING"
#3 to #2 - MoparMan (07/23/2014) [-]
>while they go find 12 chairs for them to relax in
#12 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
just... god damn
#44 - tealcanaan (07/24/2014) [-]
>Mom at waterpark
>Mom at waterpark
User avatar #64 to #44 - joeypie (07/24/2014) [-]
This
#52 to #44 - amazingunicorn ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Who the **** puts clothing on a manatee? That's just wrong.
User avatar #66 to #52 - klokwork (07/24/2014) [-]
*hashtag* animal abuse
User avatar #7 - obidomkenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
Be fat, I don't care, but don't be a ******* jeb end about it like these cunts. **** them. If I was that kid and they were using me as a grocery service, everything wouldn't be low fat, it'd be fat free.

Want some crisps? Have a ******* Rice Cake.

Want some chocolate? Have a ******* apple.

Want some spare ribs? Have some boiled ******* chicken with some boiled ******* veggies.

They'd either run out of money with every trip they made him retake to get the real shopping, or they'd eat it and be better for it.

Go ******* complain about your trans-fat induced genetics on Tumblr, but throwing a TV remote at your kid's head is ******* disgraceful.
User avatar #27 - robotvoice (07/23/2014) [-]
the only good thing about fat acceptance is that it is self destructive.
#18 - iknowimawesome (07/23/2014) [-]
I got yelled at by my family because I bought light cream cheese.
User avatar #54 to #18 - faithrider (07/24/2014) [-]
that ****** nasty, just sayin. it has no ******* flavor
#9 - sirbrentcoe (07/23/2014) [-]
muh lucious curvgurbles
#25 to #9 - dwarfman (07/23/2014) [-]
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#24 to #9 - vividfiasco (07/23/2014) [-]
How does she not have stretch marks..
#32 to #24 - sirgenerico (07/24/2014) [-]
Because she is stretch marks.
#37 to #24 - chaostian (07/24/2014) [-]
Generally stretch marks happen if you were skinny and then became fat.... if you see a fat person - stretch marks i would guess with some certainty they were born fat stayed fat/unable to be anything but fat.
#50 to #37 - vividfiasco (07/24/2014) [-]
Ah. My friend told me that stretch marks are originally red and then fade to a lighter beige color. But.. iunno how a person can do that to themselves..
#35 to #9 - John Cena (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 to #28 - shagityshagity (07/24/2014) [-]
dat game though
User avatar #6 - syrenthra ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
If I was that guy I would ask my aunt and uncle if they could adopt me... what the ****
#40 - cupotruth (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh man I hope this is fake because the legitimacy of this story will decide whether or not I'm in the papers tomorrow for murder.
#31 - agentdennis (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 - robotvoice (07/23/2014) [-]
if i were to take a knife and just stab myself over and over again
do you think someone would try to take it away from me?
edit: if i were to take a [CHEESEBURGERS]and just [GORGE] myself over and over again
do you think someone would try to take it away from me?
#36 to #26 - John Cena (07/24/2014) [-]
Chances are I doubt anyone would give a **** in either case.
User avatar #10 - chopsofpork (07/23/2014) [-]
If your going to be fat then be jolly, no one wants to talk to a pissy fat person, I mean fat, dumb, and pissy is no way to go through life. They sound like my ex-step sister
#42 to #10 - yourandyouare (07/24/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #62 to #10 - thatdamnllama (07/24/2014) [-]
this.

my uncle is pretty overweight and he's the jolliest person i know.
#56 - BriLovesATL (07/24/2014) [-]
I imagined the mom was this disgusting woman. Made it that much funnier.
User avatar #55 - failtolawl (07/24/2014) [-]
To be honest I think I do have privileges being born and raised, I have a privileged family that decided that I would eat healthy as I grew up, and hot damn am I glad for it. If I were fat, I would be ****** because I can't stand things like diet sodas, skim milk, rice cakes.


I can only feel bad for fat kids, because they had no chance.
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