Long Distance Relationship issues.... I hope I didn't make as many grammar/spelling mistakes as last time... I always notice them after posting, so forgive me,  Long Distance Relationship issues I hope didn't make as many grammar/spelling mistakes last time always notice them after posting so forgive me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #117 - avengerofthenight [OP]
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Hey gusys, I just wanted to say thank you to you all. I would've never expected to get more than 1000 thumbs with my OC :o THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Also I really, really hope everyone here got that this comic is only a joke.
#147 to #117 - anon id: 157d1907
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shut the **** up foreigner
User avatar #148 to #147 - avengerofthenight [OP]
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I wasn't aware the Internet had a nationality.
#2 - kingsombra
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For some reason my girlfriend is never more than an armlength away   
   
 So lonely
For some reason my girlfriend is never more than an armlength away

So lonely
#70 to #2 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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my girlfriend is always right next to me. we live together. it sucks. i cant wait to be single.
User avatar #89 to #70 - omnifish **User deleted account**
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Is it worth cutting off your hand though?
User avatar #58 to #2 - greenstrongworld
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It took me a while. But I laughed.
User avatar #60 to #2 - zaxzwim
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i sat here pondering for a good minute
#3 to #2 - malithmp
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You are referring to your penis, aren't you?
You are referring to your penis, aren't you?
#97 to #3 - dumdumduu
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#4 to #3 - anon id: 0bf8b8f1
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His hand obviously
#5 to #4 - malithmp
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Oh, yes.. my bad!
#1 - leebobo
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>be me   
>be in long distance relationship   
>can confirm
>be me
>be in long distance relationship
>can confirm
#21 to #1 - codethename
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#77 to #21 - anon id: 8ddea8ba
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Dude they are talking about their Waifu-pillows
User avatar #10 to #1 - kreptile
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me too
then she moved in
User avatar #17 to #1 - poorlyred
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Same
>_>
#62 to #1 - commandocabs
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Sad fact was behind my back she was clubbing and dancing like a slut with guys.
We learn though in the end.
#86 to #1 - zuflux
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I live in Norway. Gf in Germany.    
I sometimes get a bit paranoid. Internet induced trust issues.
I live in Norway. Gf in Germany.
I sometimes get a bit paranoid. Internet induced trust issues.
User avatar #91 to #1 - womd
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>Be me
>Being me
>Bye
#40 to #1 - alphadolan
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>Be me    
>Agreeing with you
>Be me
>Agreeing with you
User avatar #79 to #40 - alphagex
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hey another alpha user ure the third alpha i saw
#12 - gayboard
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She could be getting ****** in the ass by her other BF while she types "I love you." to you.
User avatar #57 to #12 - avengerofthenight [OP]
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I really, really don't get your comment. I feel a bit retarded here...
User avatar #39 to #12 - hasanaat
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And that's the beauty of it, friend.
#152 to #12 - limb
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I don't even have a girlfriend and I got butthurt from this.
#92 to #12 - oceanfrank
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fack you
#111 to #12 - meatygoodness
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So could he
So could he
User avatar #69 to #12 - seniorawesomesauce
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Jokes on you, that's my fetish
#80 to #69 - dissectedtesticle
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+1
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#41 to #12 - huntergriff
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Comment Picture
#15 - infinitereaper
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User avatar #56 to #15 - avengerofthenight [OP]
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Haha, that's awesome. : )
#68 to #15 - wearethemods
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Is that Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on the right?
Is that Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt on the right?
#149 to #68 - infinitereaper
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You but your ass it is.
User avatar #150 to #149 - infinitereaper
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bet* though somehow, I'm not unhappy with that typo.
#16 - jaketasticness
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I see dickbutt has made its way into the equation
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#87 - datgermanguy
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My last girlfriend cheated on me with some other guy, then cheated on him with. After that, he and I became good friends.
So I got rid of a slut and gained a friend. Not bad.
User avatar #20 - Shiny
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I gave up on relationships a while ago after my first one ended with the other person telling me it was out of pity
User avatar #22 to #20 - tdogmeds
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wah
User avatar #23 to #20 - helenwheels
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That's what happens when you pressure people into relationships.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Shiny
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He offered me first.
User avatar #25 to #24 - theavatarspupil
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then he probably said that to make you feel bad. **** that guy. Get back out there and rope you a good one.
User avatar #28 to #25 - Shiny
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Six months after breaking up? I dunno.
User avatar #30 to #28 - theavatarspupil
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He said it six months after breaking up with you?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Shiny
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Yeah, just called and said it out of nowhere.
User avatar #32 to #31 - ScottP
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Don't let it bother you. Not everyone out there will break your heart.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Shiny
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My further experiences haven't been much better. It's not that I'm afraid of getting dumped, I just can't trust people.
User avatar #93 to #33 - ScottP
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I always look at it from this point of view: they're people too. They have needs and desires. They want what's best for them, and that's okay, because I want what's best for me too. If what's best for them isn't you, then I see it as just another test in life. Yeah it'll be hard to trust people after constant endings, but when you finally meet that special person you just might be able to trust again.
#46 to #33 - veryspecialagent
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I strongly doubt that someone calls you out of nowhere six months after just to say something mean to you for no reason.

More likely is the situation where you were calling him cry every other week and leaving awkward texts and messages about how you don't understand he's just moved on. Maybe he said it to give you some closure, help you forget about him and move on.

I know this cuz I'm going through the same thing. After three years things didn't work out and I had to break it off with my gf, but she's always trying to talk to me about how I can just throw our relationship away and how I probably never loved her. **** that. I did love her, but I didn't want to let it get to the point where we hated each other. So I ended it early. Why should I feel guilty for that?
User avatar #48 to #46 - Shiny
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Swear to god I said nothing to him for like, five months, or at least stopped trying. I was inches away from getting over it and he just kicked my sack through the roof.
#49 to #48 - veryspecialagent
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Well then he's a huge ******* asshole and you should destroy something he loves ; )
User avatar #51 to #49 - Shiny
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I don't have the heart for that. Or any way to get near him anyway.
#44 to #33 - volksworgen
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I won't break your lovely little heart there shi, Hell we should start mending that thing so that your beaming smile comes back to this earth, god knows we need it.
User avatar #50 to #44 - Shiny
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...okay
User avatar #29 to #20 - Sethorein
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less competition for me...
User avatar #71 to #20 - cumbersome
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First relationships are almost never good. Mine ended after like 6 weeks when the guy suddenly stopped talking to me at all. It was really weird. But just try again dude, it's a great way to learn stuff about yourself
User avatar #72 to #71 - syndromes
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All relationships are almost never good. Either they're **** from the beginning or they end up being ****. 90% of the times.
User avatar #95 to #20 - samsaysbai
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Don't give up man! First relationships are always hit or miss. I've been cheated on twice but you always realize you deserve better. Just remember for every ****** girl that hurts a good guy theres a ****** guy thats hurts a good girl. But if you keep shuffling a deck you're bound to find a perfect pair.
User avatar #26 to #20 - Shramin
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You gave up on relationship after one failure?
Do you get anything done or did you quit school the first time you got a wrong answer?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Shiny
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Getting rejected a good grade isn't exactly the same thing.
User avatar #52 to #27 - Shramin
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Quitting after one try is bad for almost everything.
User avatar #53 to #52 - Shiny
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It doesn't help that future attempts have left me feeling worthless.
User avatar #55 to #53 - Shramin
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I can understand that, but giving up is not going to make you feel better.

That being said, nobody is telling you to rush to find a new partner, do it at your own pace, just don't say no because of your first and last attempt.
#35 - anon id: 1588b771
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I know this feel...

I was in a long distance relationship once and it was a disaster in the end. She basically semi-cheated on me with some guy online, always "roleplaying" with him, he sent her a super short skirt to wear after only knowing her for about 2 weeks which she accepted and wore, sending each other sexual stuff and once she even told me she kind of loved him and wanted to go see him in Germany and have sex before she came to see me. I raged more than ever before when I found out and she ended up saying she deleted him from everything but really I have no idea if she did or if she kept talking to him.

#36 to #35 - anon id: 1588b771
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I forgave her somehow after all of that and we kept on going in our relationship. She became really close to this guy she knew online who to me seemed like a really good and nice guy, and I didn't have a problem with them talking, but again it got to a stage wear she loved him and she told me in a situation where they were alone together and I wasn't there and he made a move, she would probably cheat on me. Then she pretty much blamed this on me because she was "weak-willed" and I was supposed to make her feel stronger and more comfortable and I wasn't doing that. Anyway, apparently he turned out to be a cunt and got a different girlfriend so nothing there ever happened as far as I know.


#38 to #36 - anon id: 1588b771
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We broke up a few months after that, partially because I never felt like I could ever trust a word she said and it resulted in a situation like what's above in the content. It was pretty ******* awful, I'm usually a strong and stoic guy but this just tore me apart as a person. We still talk a lot but sometimes it's weird because she almost seems like she wants to get back together and I'm really not sure if I could do all that again.

tl;dr, don't do long distance relationships, more often than not they'll crush you as a person.
#61 to #38 - adu
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I had a long distance relationship of 2y7mo, ended pretty painfully though. She was my first, and we loved each other more than anything else in the world, and we meant everything to each other. Over time though, I let myself become distanced, didn't spend as much time with her as I should have. Over several months of putting her on the backburner, something that I still regret doing to this day, she reconnected with an ex, and told me how she felt. She wanted to move on from me. He was local, and before long, they were doing the things that I had dreamed of doing with her for over two years. It hurt me... a lot. It didn't break me, at least not forever, but it left its scars, but I got over it. I wasn't able to distract myself from it, but over time things got less painful.    
   
What really helped was when I found my next (local) girlfriend about 4 months later, and we hit it off immediately, and started dating 13 days after we met. We haven't been going for too long yet, less than two months, but... for the first time since august of 2013, I can definitely say I'm happy.   
   
I have to say though... having someone nearby... someone you can cuddle with... someone you can kiss and hold, go on dates witch, watch movies, play video games, goof off with... It's nice. It's really nice. And my ex, whom I feel absolutely no bitterness towards... I'm glad she has that for herself now, even if it isn't me.
I had a long distance relationship of 2y7mo, ended pretty painfully though. She was my first, and we loved each other more than anything else in the world, and we meant everything to each other. Over time though, I let myself become distanced, didn't spend as much time with her as I should have. Over several months of putting her on the backburner, something that I still regret doing to this day, she reconnected with an ex, and told me how she felt. She wanted to move on from me. He was local, and before long, they were doing the things that I had dreamed of doing with her for over two years. It hurt me... a lot. It didn't break me, at least not forever, but it left its scars, but I got over it. I wasn't able to distract myself from it, but over time things got less painful.

What really helped was when I found my next (local) girlfriend about 4 months later, and we hit it off immediately, and started dating 13 days after we met. We haven't been going for too long yet, less than two months, but... for the first time since august of 2013, I can definitely say I'm happy.

I have to say though... having someone nearby... someone you can cuddle with... someone you can kiss and hold, go on dates witch, watch movies, play video games, goof off with... It's nice. It's really nice. And my ex, whom I feel absolutely no bitterness towards... I'm glad she has that for herself now, even if it isn't me.
#74 to #61 - mrsexmuffins
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That's a really huge thing you did there man, being able to not dislike her for doing what was probably the best for both of you. I really respect that in a dude. It's takes a strong dude to be happy for their ex when they're doing things you couldn't with them. i just wanted to give mytwocents about this.
That's a really huge thing you did there man, being able to not dislike her for doing what was probably the best for both of you. I really respect that in a dude. It's takes a strong dude to be happy for their ex when they're doing things you couldn't with them. i just wanted to give mytwocents about this.
User avatar #108 to #74 - adu
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Thanks, that means a lot to me mrsexmuffins. ^^
#63 to #38 - anon id: 5364c9b7
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that was the most pathetic beta ass **** i ever read in my life....
#47 to #38 - anon id: bbf0a0ab
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I just got of a very similar situation to the one you described, and yeah it really hurt so much knowing that I could never truly trust a word I was being told by the person I loved.
I hope things are better for you now, but believe me I know that pain all too well
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User avatar #78 to #35 - kankerhond
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I know that feeling man, something similar happened to me about a year ago.

You'll feel better eventually, and be happy when you do get a girlfriend who lives close to you.
#8 - auesis
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Yep. Can confirm.   
   
Ugh, I want to move to Norway already.
Yep. Can confirm.

Ugh, I want to move to Norway already.
User avatar #11 to #8 - naitsabesh
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Trust me, you don't.

Source: i live in norway.
#13 to #11 - auesis
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I'd move to North Korea if I had to. Wales sucks.
I'd move to North Korea if I had to. Wales sucks.
User avatar #14 to #13 - shadowstepone
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say hi to admin for me if you do
#153 to #11 - northard
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Do you live in Oslo? If so, I fully understand that.
User avatar #154 to #153 - naitsabesh
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Nop, even worse. I live in klepp a desolate wasteland with the worst imaginable dialect. Half of the population driver a tractor to the store and such...
#155 to #154 - northard
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I find Klepp to be pretty decent and peaceful.

Source: I live in Sandnes.
User avatar #156 to #155 - naitsabesh
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Sandnes is a million times better tho'
How weird is it to find people so close on the web?