Long Distance Relationship issues.... I hope I didn't make as many grammar/spelling mistakes as last time... I always notice them after posting, so forgive me,
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Long Distance Relationship issues...

Long Distance Relationship issues.... I hope I didn't make as many grammar/spelling mistakes as last time... I always notice them after posting, so forgive me,

I hope I didn't make as many grammar/spelling mistakes as last time... I always notice them after posting, so forgive me, for English is my second language.

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User avatar #117 - avengerofthenight (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey gusys, I just wanted to say thank you to you all. I would've never expected to get more than 1000 thumbs with my OC :o THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Also I really, really hope everyone here got that this comic is only a joke.
#2 - kingsombra (01/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
For some reason my girlfriend is never more than an armlength away   
   
 So lonely
For some reason my girlfriend is never more than an armlength away

So lonely
#1 - leebobo (01/25/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>be me   
>be in long distance relationship   
>can confirm
>be me
>be in long distance relationship
>can confirm
#12 - gayboard (01/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
She could be getting ****** in the ass by her other BF while she types "I love you." to you.
#15 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#16 - jaketasticness (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I see dickbutt has made its way into the equation
#87 - datgermanguy (01/26/2014) [-]
My last girlfriend cheated on me with some other guy, then cheated on him with. After that, he and I became good friends.
So I got rid of a slut and gained a friend. Not bad.
User avatar #20 - Shiny ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (25 replies)
I gave up on relationships a while ago after my first one ended with the other person telling me it was out of pity
User avatar #26 to #20 - Shramin (01/26/2014) [-]
You gave up on relationship after one failure?
Do you get anything done or did you quit school the first time you got a wrong answer?
#35 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I know this feel...

I was in a long distance relationship once and it was a disaster in the end. She basically semi-cheated on me with some guy online, always "roleplaying" with him, he sent her a super short skirt to wear after only knowing her for about 2 weeks which she accepted and wore, sending each other sexual stuff and once she even told me she kind of loved him and wanted to go see him in Germany and have sex before she came to see me. I raged more than ever before when I found out and she ended up saying she deleted him from everything but really I have no idea if she did or if she kept talking to him.

#61 to #38 - adu ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
I had a long distance relationship of 2y7mo, ended pretty painfully though. She was my first, and we loved each other more than anything else in the world, and we meant everything to each other. Over time though, I let myself become distanced, didn't spend as much time with her as I should have. Over several months of putting her on the backburner, something that I still regret doing to this day, she reconnected with an ex, and told me how she felt. She wanted to move on from me. He was local, and before long, they were doing the things that I had dreamed of doing with her for over two years. It hurt me... a lot. It didn't break me, at least not forever, but it left its scars, but I got over it. I wasn't able to distract myself from it, but over time things got less painful.    
   
What really helped was when I found my next (local) girlfriend about 4 months later, and we hit it off immediately, and started dating 13 days after we met. We haven't been going for too long yet, less than two months, but... for the first time since august of 2013, I can definitely say I'm happy.   
   
I have to say though... having someone nearby... someone you can cuddle with... someone you can kiss and hold, go on dates witch, watch movies, play video games, goof off with... It's nice. It's really nice. And my ex, whom I feel absolutely no bitterness towards... I'm glad she has that for herself now, even if it isn't me.
I had a long distance relationship of 2y7mo, ended pretty painfully though. She was my first, and we loved each other more than anything else in the world, and we meant everything to each other. Over time though, I let myself become distanced, didn't spend as much time with her as I should have. Over several months of putting her on the backburner, something that I still regret doing to this day, she reconnected with an ex, and told me how she felt. She wanted to move on from me. He was local, and before long, they were doing the things that I had dreamed of doing with her for over two years. It hurt me... a lot. It didn't break me, at least not forever, but it left its scars, but I got over it. I wasn't able to distract myself from it, but over time things got less painful.

What really helped was when I found my next (local) girlfriend about 4 months later, and we hit it off immediately, and started dating 13 days after we met. We haven't been going for too long yet, less than two months, but... for the first time since august of 2013, I can definitely say I'm happy.

I have to say though... having someone nearby... someone you can cuddle with... someone you can kiss and hold, go on dates witch, watch movies, play video games, goof off with... It's nice. It's really nice. And my ex, whom I feel absolutely no bitterness towards... I'm glad she has that for herself now, even if it isn't me.
#8 - auesis ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Yep. Can confirm.   
   
Ugh, I want to move to Norway already.
Yep. Can confirm.

Ugh, I want to move to Norway already.
User avatar #9 - nightmareschild (01/26/2014) [-]
Yandere
User avatar #64 - bodox (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!
it will only annoy you
every other comment is some beta pity party about how they are either so heart broken over a internet "relationship" or how their gf cheated on them then blamed them
or how they never had a gf in their lifes and they are 21-26
#45 - envinite (01/26/2014) [-]
Good thing I don't have a relationship.

I'm paranoid and skeptical as **** that I might put a hidden mini camera all over her house, even the the vagina cam.
Even though if she is my next door

I will just stick with playing games.
#7 - marikthegunslinger (01/26/2014) [-]
My problem with long distance relationships is as follows.
Distance between her and me:
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Length of my d**k
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#109 - thegamefaceman (01/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Right, my ******* turn. So I had this girlfriend who I met at work (Yeah, always bad). Anyway, I was new to the place and everyone said she was nuts and treated her boyfriends like they were on short leashes. I should've listened, but those tits. This girl, this ******* girl. Sex was great, everything was perfect. I was always close to my friends that I moved away from and was soon to visit them. I'd message them on facebook planning stuff to do. I would usually always end stuff with "Sweet dreams xx" or something like that. So I went to do groceries one day and my girlfriend mysteriously wanted to stay at home. I got back and she was in tears. BIGGEST guilt trip of my life as she said she read all of my messages. I got through that part saying it's obviously just sign off (which it was, all very innocent).

A couple of days later, I got a friend request from a pretty attractive girl. She had many mutual friends so I thought 'Why not'.

She started chatting to me instantly, hitting on me and what not which was a definite red flag. But the thing that got me was the grammar. My girlfriend would always end sentences with a double full stop. This girl did it too. And that was the day I dumped that bitch because she was a snoop. Oh, and she was cheating the entire time. Never trust someone that constantly asks if you're seeing other people. Chances are, they're probably doing it.

TL;DR - People are cunts, liars and cheats. But there are a few good ones out there that are worth wading through the **** for.
User avatar #104 - jakekel (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It seems everyone on funnyjunk has been in a long distance relationship.
Including myself. we met on facebook, talked everyday for months. fell in love, I'd never cared about someone this way before, she lived on the other side of the country. Decided it was time to meet up, 9 hour train journey to spend a week at her parents house with her. She spends a week with me at my parents house. Long story short, after that along with some other factors I decided it would be best if we didn't see each other anymore. It wasn't worth the heartbreak, we were great in person but soon after I'd gone back she became very paranoid/clingy e.g. if I didn't reply to a text within a 2 minute window she'd get really pissed off / worried / thinking I was ignoring her / banging every girl in town. I really don't think I will find someone like her again.
Distance can change people, I still miss her.
User avatar #82 - Jtrocksman (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Try being unpopular 19 year old somehow landing 8/10 insanely popular 21 year old that goes out and parties and doesn't have to pay because other guys buy her drinks. All while coming out of a 3 year relationship where she left me for another guy so i have HUGE trust issues. But people are just like suck it up.
User avatar #83 to #82 - avengerofthenight (01/26/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, there is not really much you can do.
You only have two options: Bath and self pity or get over it. I just don't like when people expect you to just forget about everything that happened in an instant. Everybody needs time and has their own way to deal with things like that. But to constantly pity yourself and not letting go of the past for the sake of the present can get terribly annoying.
#59 - mondprinzessin (01/26/2014) [-]
&quot;toxic&quot;
"toxic"
#19 - poorlyred (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If only some people weren't ******** about it

Eh, it just bothers me how much it bums her out since there's no physical touch and she needs to be hugged

Preferably by me, but if someone else can do it, then whatever, just as long as she's alright
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