Lolwat?. Tumblor. friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping it Putting ‘friendly reminder' in front Lolwat? Tumblor friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping it Putting ‘friendly reminder' front
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - hashtronaut
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(08/28/2014) [-]
>without their permission

If you talk to plants, you're probably higher than you need to be.
User avatar #6 to #1 - thechosentroll
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Wait, how do you gauge how high you need to be?
User avatar #7 to #6 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
by how often you talk to plants. keep up.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thechosentroll
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I walked right into that one.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hashtronaut
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I really just didn't have any other answer lol. it's pretty much 3 options:
i have no more, i need to smoke more, or i've smoked too much
#35 to #1 - artadork
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the first one was mocking how tumblr users usually say "Friendly reminder that looking at women without their permission is considered rape " and stuff like that
User avatar #67 to #1 - baaltomekk
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(08/29/2014) [-]
or a woman.
#71 to #67 - hashtronaut
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#27 to #1 - norkas
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Apparently talking to plants helps them grow better.
#68 to #27 - katothepotato
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User avatar #114 to #68 - norkas
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The Mythbusters actually did an episode on it. They created 2 soundtracks, one of cruel insults, one of sweet talk. They had 3 greenhouses, 2 with soundtracks playing to the peas inside and one that was silent. They discovered that the 2 greenhouses with sound granted a superior yield than the silent one.

It doesn't matter what sound you play, sound stimulates plant growth. It is currently unknown why.

NOW YOU KNOW And Knowing Is Half the Battle
#13 to #1 - regginog
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Related
#15 to #13 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
10guy always bugged me, because he's clearly drunk not high.

well, maybe he smoked that night too but thats DEFINITELY drunkface

i nominate snoop for the new 10guy
User avatar #45 to #15 - popnotes
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(08/29/2014) [-]
You're dumb but I like snoop so I won't thumb either way
User avatar #47 to #45 - hashtronaut
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i'm dumb because I think a drunk person isn't a fitting image for the stoned meme?

lol k
User avatar #91 to #47 - badgerbaiting
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(08/29/2014) [-]
You're dumb for getting hung up on something so small. I thought stoners were meant to be laid back.
User avatar #92 to #91 - hashtronaut
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i wasn't hung up, i just made a comment that i think he isn't a fitting image for the meme and fj went balls to the walls on me about it lol, I even gave the one he posted a green thumb before I said so. never expected this to turn into a big thing haha
User avatar #58 to #47 - gunslayer
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Maybe you haven't been really stoned if you think that a drunk and high person don't look alike.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
yeah that's probably it. that, or you faggots just can't see that he's drunk
User avatar #40 to #15 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
-6, really? well **** you too fj.. it's true
User avatar #52 to #40 - rapsuskiller
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I believe you're mistaken. That's the highest high face someone can have (it also looks like it was taken in the middle of a hot day/night), and maybe he drank some beers but that's about it.
I didn't thumb up or down because I just don't bother doing it unless it's something I really like/dislike
User avatar #53 to #52 - hashtronaut
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Nah. that's drunk face.
User avatar #54 to #53 - rapsuskiller
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Dude, I've seen quite a few ********* people and it really isn't the norm to see them with half-closed eyes, swollen eyelids and their hands in a potato chip bag. That looks more like the definition of a high person.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hashtronaut
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he has none of those things though fgt
User avatar #56 to #55 - rapsuskiller
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I disagree I agree with you in that Snoop should be the new 10guy, tho
User avatar #57 to #56 - hashtronaut
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Funny thing about saying I disagree, it doesn't make me wrong. it's not even a big deal to me, but... that guy was certainly drunk. js.
User avatar #60 to #57 - rapsuskiller
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I didn't say it makes you wrong. It's just a polite and not awkward way to end the discusion, since both or neither of us could be right, and we have no way to find out.
User avatar #61 to #60 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I'm right.

there, now you found out.
User avatar #62 to #61 - rapsuskiller
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Alright, if that makes you happy.
User avatar #63 to #62 - hashtronaut
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if you wanted to make me happy you'd order me a hooker and a pizza.
User avatar #64 to #63 - rapsuskiller
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Hahahaha well, I'm broke so sorry but that can't be done
User avatar #65 to #64 - hashtronaut
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what if you just order the pizza, and when it gets here i pay with the D? i live in such a rural area i cant even get pizza delivered..
User avatar #11 - chuffberry
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(08/29/2014) [-]
i told my houseplant he was free to go and explore the world at his leisure. he thought about it for a long time, and decided to stay on his shelf. i respect his choice as a mature plant.
#102 to #11 - anon id: 4757dafe
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forcing your perspective on gender on a helpless plant
cisgender scum check your privelege
#48 to #11 - GEARBOY
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(08/29/2014) [-]
"Silence doesn't mean acceptance"
#2 - atrocitustheking
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(08/28/2014) [-]
I just assumed they were mocking PETA and other animal rights groups who bitch about domestication.
I just assumed they were mocking PETA and other animal rights groups who bitch about domestication.
User avatar #105 to #2 - darrensankari
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who are "they"
User avatar #78 to #2 - hydraetis
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I did too.
User avatar #83 to #78 - wimwam
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Yeah I'm pretty sure it's satirical and whoever commented and many of the FJers ITT missed that point
#16 - applescryatnight
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(08/29/2014) [-]
someone should send them a picture of a salad and say "for every retarded post you make, i will eat one of your brothers. choose your words wisely"
User avatar #50 - teevee
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(08/29/2014) [-]
HEY GUYS
guys
guys guess what
what if
stick with me now
what if... this post...
is satirical.
User avatar #76 to #50 - infernis
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Poe's law.
#79 to #50 - shigiddy
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YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN COMMIE MOUTH WITH THAT TALK!!!
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN COMMIE MOUTH WITH THAT TALK!!!
User avatar #51 to #50 - teevee
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(08/29/2014) [-]
and you're all ******* butthurt
#24 - hashtagopinion
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(08/29/2014) [-]
#PlantHostage
#ThatsMyTrigger
#YoureRapingMe
#30 - Fallingleaf
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Mfw the effects of modern plantism.
#72 - Marker
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(08/29/2014) [-]
See this, vegans? These plants died just so you could have a meal! You should be ashamed!
#14 - arreatface
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(08/29/2014) [-]
just...
#66 - sirbrentcoe
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(08/29/2014) [-]
friendly reminder that to type something on a keyboard requires striking the keys, which is considered abuse. you should be ashamed of yourself
friendly reminder that to type something on a keyboard requires striking the keys, which is considered abuse. you should be ashamed of yourself
User avatar #73 to #66 - Marker
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(08/29/2014) [-]
my last computer's keyboard lost all feeling when I spilled soup on it.....
User avatar #74 to #73 - sirbrentcoe
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i hate it when that happens. it's why I only drink out of those bottles with flip-up nipply parts, my kids see a glass of water and just have to knock it over.