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candymankill (09/19/2015) [-] Yea it's extremely rare to see someone under 18 because most comedy clubs main product is alcohol so in those places you have to be 18. But I have seen a couple where they have a family night.
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candymankill (09/19/2015) [-] Yea I tried that at my comedy clubs and they wouldn't go for it so some states may allow it.
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anonymoussarcasm (09/19/2015) [-] That was one of the most original jokes I have heard that was great.
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dalemonlord (09/19/2015) [-] Well if like a 50 year old guy said it it would just be weird and out of context.
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anonymoussarcasm (09/19/2015) [-] Maybe that's why it was a little girl said it and not a 50 year old man?
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dalemonlord (09/19/2015) [-] But when you think of a comedian you don't go "oh yeah. 10+ year old just like usual."
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dalemonlord (09/19/2015) [-] Yes, and i never said i didn't. I don't see why this was blown out of proportion. I made a comment and people took it the wrong way.
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johnrocks (09/19/2015) [-] another of her jokes:
"I told my dad: I wish Kurt Cobain had waited 18 years to kill himself so that I could see him on stage, and he asked 'why not just wish him not to kill himself?' and i'm like, 'and give up the foo fighters? yeah right dad'"
not sure if she writes her jokes herself, but she's pretty funny
"I told my dad: I wish Kurt Cobain had waited 18 years to kill himself so that I could see him on stage, and he asked 'why not just wish him not to kill himself?' and i'm like, 'and give up the foo fighters? yeah right dad'"
not sure if she writes her jokes herself, but she's pretty funny
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containlettersonly (09/19/2015) [-] Would u preferred I said lol so funnies? It's a reaction pic not a dick, don't take it so hard.
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thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
We'd prefer if you did not complain. Thank you and use your internet properly.
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thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
Actually, you just got rekt, so yeah, too bad for you.
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thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
Yes, you did. Denying your own death only furthers the process.
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thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
Uh oh, looks like I took his brain out. Wait..no..don't think he had one to start.
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thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh, here's another one. Why do they call him defski?
"Because he picked th--"
NO, because he's def to his own stupidity.
"Because he picked th--"
NO, because he's def to his own stupidity.
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anon (09/19/2015) [-]
This, last time i checked, is an image board. He used an image to express how the picture made him feel, of course it is low effort, would you want him to write a entire essay on how the picture made him feel? You're just salty because people liked his picture. Its not thumb whoring, he didnt outright ask for thumbs, i doubt he really gave a **** when he posted it. Now get your head out of your ass, id recommend deleting your posts before people realize how retarded you are.
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anon (09/19/2015) [-]
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I swear I've never read it.
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] Y-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT YOGHURT LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL!
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] It was an accident. You never spilled something before?
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] N-NOT ON A LITTLE GIRL'S MOUTH , N-NO I HAVEN'T FOR SURE!
W-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOUR??
W-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOUR??
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] Mango. But im not picky. Hell, ill even eat mayo
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] I-I have some riiiight here , follow me to my plane!
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] ARE YOU CRAZY?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??
I COULD HAVE BEEN A RAPIST AND A PEDOPHILE!!!
I'm both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I COULD HAVE BEEN A RAPIST AND A PEDOPHILE!!!
I'm both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] You smart , KNO THAT!
Now how 'bout i make you some egg whites and hold you down baby ?
Now how 'bout i make you some egg whites and hold you down baby ?
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darksideofthebeast (09/19/2015) [-] you smart, you loyal, you smart, you loyal, you grateful.
how do I say more than 4 things?
how do I say more than 4 things?
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darksideofthebeast (09/19/2015) [-] I love that part cause it's literally a 10,000$ wad.
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sonicsyndicate (09/19/2015) [-] rip the glorious bastard
btw do you know how i could fix my computer not showing previews as i scroll through my folders
btw do you know how i could fix my computer not showing previews as i scroll through my folders
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iqequalzero (09/19/2015) [-] What happened Disease? Accident?
Nothing more cruel than a visual artist losing their sight
Nothing more cruel than a visual artist losing their sight
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] He wrote about it at the end of his c81 submission. His declining health and eyesight affecting his work
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] None of the other loli artists are going blind. Though i wish quzilax would. **** that guy
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dorfdorfdorf (09/19/2015) [-] diddling kiddies = no legal
diddling drawings = go for it
diddling drawings = go for it
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-] Its most certainly not something you would see in an anime aimed at children
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tarabostes ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-] But how will Tortoise become the shaman king if he can't even find 1 dragon ball?
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marcsman (09/19/2015) [-]
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look up "little girl" in the search bar there are like 8 or 9 volumes out.
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sonicsyndicate (09/19/2015) [-] its ice cream on the beach you pervert
its called rustle look up rustle loli
its called rustle look up rustle loli
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elenalkarnur (09/19/2015) [-] Oh look, she's on her way to becoming a grown female comedian who makes jokes about sex.
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enlightednatzie (09/19/2015) [-] Yeah because male comedians sure dont joke about sex all the time.
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elenalkarnur (09/19/2015) [-] It's not about sex jokes being off the table. It's about sex jokes constituting most or all of your act.
Sex jokes for female comedians are like race jokes for black comedians.
So instead I'll name you a black comedian who, AFAIK, hasn't done a single race joke, let alone relies heavily or predominantly on it in his acts: Kevin Hart.
Sex jokes for female comedians are like race jokes for black comedians.
So instead I'll name you a black comedian who, AFAIK, hasn't done a single race joke, let alone relies heavily or predominantly on it in his acts: Kevin Hart.
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iqequalzero (09/19/2015) [-] Well you see, the thing is, the way my bank account is set up...
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talonhalfstar (09/19/2015) [-] Well, Kevin Hart doesn't do jokes in the traditional way, in the stand ups i've seen. He tells stories that are funny, and goes from there.
But yeah he doesn't rely on racial jokes a lot, if at all.
But yeah he doesn't rely on racial jokes a lot, if at all.
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elenalkarnur (09/19/2015) [-] Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg
Not 100% sure about these:
Christopher Titus, Jerry Seinfeld, Lewish Black (he swears and says **** but IIRC he doesn't do sex jokes as such), Mike Birbiglia...
Not 100% sure about these:
Christopher Titus, Jerry Seinfeld, Lewish Black (he swears and says **** but IIRC he doesn't do sex jokes as such), Mike Birbiglia...
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auryn (09/19/2015) [-] Age of consent is 12 here, don't got dem problems.
How you like your freedom now.
How you like your freedom now.
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auryn (09/19/2015) [-]
Sorry, currently already covered in bitches.
I'll let you know when a space opens up.
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I'll let you know when a space opens up.
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onyxleigion (09/19/2015) [-]
You do understand the ookla makes their test priority, meaning that even if other people are using it you'll still get the same result, don't you?
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klowserpok (09/19/2015) [-] Theres a difference with MBps and Mbps.
Capital B is for Bytes, which are 8 bits (small b)
Capital B is for Bytes, which are 8 bits (small b)
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onyxleigion (09/19/2015) [-]
I like how you refuse to actually say where you live. Show's that you're full of **** .
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onyxleigion (09/19/2015) [-]
You still refused to answer the question, and even went out of your way to type something even longer
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auryn (09/19/2015) [-]
What do you mean where's the fun in being a pompous asshole?
What's not fun about that?
(But in this particular case it was mostly the fun of exposing your presumptuous allegation to be incorrect, and that it could've easily been prevented by a whiff common sense, making it a fairly well deserved rebuke, don't you think?)
What's not fun about that?
(But in this particular case it was mostly the fun of exposing your presumptuous allegation to be incorrect, and that it could've easily been prevented by a whiff common sense, making it a fairly well deserved rebuke, don't you think?)
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onyxleigion (09/19/2015) [-]
No. When someone is going out of their way NOT to say something, it's a very reasonable assumption that they don't have that same information easily accessible elsewhere.
My god, you are arrogant.
My god, you are arrogant.
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sugoi (09/19/2015) [-] 
It's so awkward listening though, is the audience empty? Personally I didn't laugh much but jeez...
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durkadurka (09/19/2015) [-] I honestly enjoyed this more than the majority of female comedians I've heard.
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megayoming (09/19/2015) [-] I'm going to be honest I don't care one way or another If she wants it and he wants it then its done.
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sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-] I didn't thumb you because I agree. I thumbed you because of RvB gif.
