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#3 - captainbalu (11/25/2014) [-]
Mine is a pimpsuit cause i wanna look pimpin when the earth is twerkin
Mine is a pimpsuit cause i wanna look pimpin when the earth is twerkin
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#38 to #3 - resty (11/26/2014) [-]
Far Cry 4 (Funny Moments) #2 - "SO MANY TIGERS" scrubs is unreal
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#8 to #3 - mattymc (11/26/2014) [-]
be careful what you wish for
be careful what you wish for
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User avatar #4 - yunoknow (11/26/2014) [-]
Pfft. Everyone knows you gotta wear a dress. Women and children get saved first.
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#5 to #4 - drewjitsu (11/26/2014) [-]
Not in America, because that would be misogynist to assume they can't save themselves.
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User avatar #17 to #5 - commontroll (11/26/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not knowing that Europe is so full of SJWs that you don't even notice them.
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#28 to #17 - drewjitsu (11/26/2014) [-]
I don't know much about society in Europe nor whether they to the SJWs at every turn.
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User avatar #6 to #4 - mattaych (11/26/2014) [-]
Why wear a dress? Isn't everybody on funnyjunk a 12 year old anyways?
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#9 to #4 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
you need not worry, you are already a ******* child.
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#35 to #25 - broswagonist (11/26/2014) [-]
Why are Japan anons so great
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#7 - angelusprimus (11/26/2014) [-]
This isn't me.
But this is exactly how my riot gear looks like.
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#29 to #7 - isabitofaplonker (11/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter what riot gear you choose, it all gets covered in rotten eggs and molotovs anyway.
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User avatar #46 to #29 - jacksipian (11/26/2014) [-]
just get a windshield wiper on the visor, it'll be fine
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#11 to #7 - kanekoa (11/26/2014) [-]
This would be mine. If damascus actually sold this set to someone other than law enforcement >.> www.damascusgear.com/products/#!/Imperial%E2%84%A2-Riot-Control-Kit/p/36654349/category=1057162
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#19 to #11 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
think outside the box!
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#16 to #11 - leonhardt (11/26/2014) [-]
Get on my level
tfw born far too early to ever wear a mech suit into battle
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User avatar #15 to #11 - jetpackin (11/26/2014) [-]
Iron man's suit would make some damn fine riot armor.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - angelusprimus (11/26/2014) [-]
I wonder if its called Imperial because if you painted parts of it white it would look like an early Stormtrooper prototype.
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#18 to #7 - zednought (11/26/2014) [-]
Actual me. Some armor and a weapon I made for halloween/apocalypses n stuff.
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#34 to #18 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
Remind me to never get close to you. That would be terrifying to see.
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User avatar #45 to #18 - hazardpay ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
You might get shot and looted
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#47 to #45 - zednought (11/26/2014) [-]
So might you. I'll look way cooler getting shot though.
So might you. I'll look way cooler getting shot though.
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User avatar #26 to #18 - roguehazzard (11/26/2014) [-]
Nice. How was the helmet/mask made?
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User avatar #49 to #27 - roguehazzard (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh right, hah I've seen your videos before, wicked stuff
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User avatar #36 to #27 - parkingmeter (11/26/2014) [-]
oh wow i didn't know you browsed funnyjunk,
keep up the good work man
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User avatar #31 - sugoi (11/26/2014) [-]
I think it'll be better to be dressed up as a doctor.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - newprinny ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
So that everyone can ask for help? Hell no, dood. You have to look just important enough to save, but not important enough to be questioned.
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User avatar #48 to #32 - sugoi (11/26/2014) [-]
You get saved and then you change clothes.
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#12 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
how to hide from an earthquake
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User avatar #24 to #12 - cliffordlover (11/26/2014) [-]
I actually love comments like these. I don't like Your Tiny Horsies, but it always cracks me up to see people like this.
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#10 - martinfreeman (11/26/2014) [-]
My Funnyjunk kit is just you OP because in case of a faggot attack, I want you to distract joshlol from my important nut sack. luv u, m8
My Funnyjunk kit is just you OP
because in case of a faggot attack, I
want you to distract joshlol
from my important nut sack.

luv u, m8
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#33 to #10 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
Very nice gif indeed.
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User avatar #30 to #10 - joshlol (11/26/2014) [-]
lol that gif
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#21 - killthemjuice (11/26/2014) [-]
what if you get kidnapped because they think you are rich and want that money
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#41 - pendeja (11/26/2014) [-]
"Who's the gimp frantically trying to put on a tuxedo?"
"Dunno Bob, let's go rescue those women and children."
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User avatar #37 - thenippyone (11/26/2014) [-]
I don't see the point. an earthquake doesn't last that long, you'd barely have time to get changed, and when you're done changing (instead of getting to a safe spot) it's all over you got 2 possibilities. 1 everything is mostly ok and you can come out on your own. and 2 you're buried under ruble and who the heck can see your tuxedo anyway
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User avatar #39 to #37 - cfeuer (11/26/2014) [-]
or his building still has a couple walls up, hes ground level anyway. water and gas pipes are shattered. power is out. roads or undrivable.

still, dont know that id give a rats ass about him wearing a suit or wearing torn around-the-house clothes. my attention is going to my family and myself.
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User avatar #20 - demigodofmadness (11/26/2014) [-]
An even better idea, Walking Dead spoilers --> Convince people they need to protect you because you can fix the problem
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#23 to #20 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
That's retarded.
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#2 - dnallor (11/25/2014) [-]
indeed a good idea
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#14 - scarcrow (11/26/2014) [-]
Best idea i ever heard for an earthquake
Best idea i ever heard for an earthquake
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#44 - gosox (11/26/2014) [-]
women and children first, carry a wig and a dress man
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#42 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** not happening
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#1 - hashtronaut (11/25/2014) [-]
Well who didn't see this coming
 
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