Locked out. Source: lolzor.ga/locked-out/. lily lanyard got caught on the knob and my keys swung inside the door as I closed it. This haste he the stupidest pos locked locked out Lock Yourself lolzor

Locked out

lily lanyard got caught on the knob and my
keys swung inside the door as I closed it. This
haste he the stupidest possible way to lock
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Submitted: 03/24/2014
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User avatar #1 - youhei (03/24/2014) [+] (14 replies)
that's what you get for using a lanyard.
#13 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/25/2014) [+] (19 replies)
That's actually impossible, since the keyhole is on your side, you cant actually lock the door untill it's closed.

Meaning OP is a gigantic cock sucking faggot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - weinerdick (03/25/2014) [-]
You turn the thingy on the other side of the knob
It locks the door.
Meaning you're a retard
#24 - whyyounonumbers (03/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Carabiner master race
#4 - rimjobmcgee (03/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Unhook the lanyard, pull it out away from the door as far as you can, then slowly pull it up and it should mash the latch in allowing the door to be opened due to the angle of the lanyard and slope of the door latch
#6 to #4 - thereasonableperso (03/25/2014) [-]
You don't know much about locks do you?
#34 - badboyscout (03/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #23 - mattdoggy (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Locked out story time
>close lady friend leaves town and tells me feed her dog
>i say ok without any instructions or clue how to get in her house
>she's the preachers daughter so their house is near the church and the road
>i show up that night to feed the dog and see the door is locked
>i look around for a key in the dark with my phone without any luck
>eventually i start trying to jimmy and rake the lock
>out of nowhere i see some lights shine on me
>think it might be one of the church members coming to help me
>all of a sudden the lights go red and blue
>seeing as i've done nothing wrong and he hadn't come to check on me i kept trying to break in
>eventually he gets out with what i think is his gun drawn pointed at me
>he gets close and sticks the lockpicking gun thing into the lock and the door opens
>i say "i'm here to feed a dog for the derpingtons"
>realize i said the wrong name
>after a few moments i realize the dog is not home
>i check my latest text to see she had told me they ended up taking their dog with them
>i explain my situation and we lock the door and leave
>he never said a word to me
>one of the weirdest things to ever happen to me really
User avatar #19 - elprupurple (03/25/2014) [-]
In college, I was sitting in the laundry room waiting for my clothes to wash because I hated it when people would move my clothes. To keep myself entertained, I had my keys on a lanyard and I was swinging them around in a large circle. They flew off and slid across the floor and under a locked storage room door. It was 2 in the morning and I was locked out of my room for the night. The next day I had to go find the custodian room and explain what had happened. Someone had already picked my keys up and the entire staff laughed at me when they discovered how the keys had gotten into a locked room. Somehow I still managed to earn a college degree.
#3 - stereojunkie (03/25/2014) [-]
I actually locked myself out not too long ago. Had to kick in my door with a couple of friends.

It's fixed now.
User avatar #21 - useroftheLOLZ (03/25/2014) [-]
Is that a challenge OP?

About four six months ago, I was babysitting my grand parents farm. Now they have two Border-collies. I took them outside, because the had to go. So they end up doing their business, and run back inside. Some ******* how, they ended up shutting the door. And I swear to ******* god they did, there wasn't a ******* breeze in the air, and the door wasn't connected to a spring, one minute I'm outside, pissing around, the next, I'm beating the door because It's ******* shut, and the damn dogs won't stop barking.

I will never forget that day, mostly because I ended up having to ******* climb up their two story house, bare foot, literally, climb up the building, to get access to the only unlocked windows, because the doors and windows were locked, my truck was locked, I didn't have my phone on me, and I was in the middle of nowhere. I tell you what though, after spending four hours outside, twenty minutes climbing, and another ten cleaning up my cuts from trying to scale a house.

The peanut butter sandwich I ate, in celebration, was the tastiest ******* sandwich I have ever had, it did not just taste of victory, but it tasted like an orgy in my mouth, and everyone was invited.

And then I literally collapsed on the ground, from being ******* beat, from climbing a ******* house.
#49 - herpderpstrom (03/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Once, when I was in a hurry I left my apartment with my jacket still open. I slammed the door shut and accidentally got the flapping corner of my jacket caught between the now locked door and the frame. This wouldn't have been a problem if the pocket where I kept my keys and phone hadn't been in the locked in part of the jacket. I then had to leave my stuff there and go to school without jacket, phone or keys.

And one time I locked myself out because I forgot my keys on the kitchen table when I went out. Stupid, right?
#12 - usamajime (03/25/2014) [-]
good god the sounds of my retarded laughter after seeing such stupidity
good god the sounds of my retarded laughter after seeing such stupidity
User avatar #64 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I never got why you would use a lanyard. It always gets hooked on **** and nobody wears them around their neck like they were originally made to be, so why?
#74 - wtfduud (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why does this kind of door exist anymore?
#60 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
The moment OP turned around
The moment OP turned around
#7 - dannyboyrich (03/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have a friend, who locked the door behind him, proceeded to smash his finger in the door, then lock himself out. He had to retrieve his keys from his pocket to unlock the door so he could get his finger out of the door
#2 - infinitereaper (03/25/2014) [-]
>the key isn't in your pocket anymore
>the attachment is there but the key is gone
>the key breaks in the doorknob
User avatar #54 - freepotatoe ONLINE (03/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would you hang it on your door??
User avatar #55 to #54 - nyxeos (03/25/2014) [-]
He said it got caught on the knob. He didn't do it on purpose.
User avatar #47 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the real question is why did he put his lanyard on the door handle?

what purpose was that going to serve aside from allowing the end the key was attached to to swing behind the door?
#66 to #47 - penileburglar (03/25/2014) [-]
The real question is why didn't you actually read the text?
The real question is why didn't you actually read the text?
#9 - lolfacejimmy ONLINE (03/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
if you have a gap under your door and you don't have a ridiculous amount of keys there no problem here
#8 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
Deadbolt master race.
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