Llamas are fun. Tinder Conversation: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1406/Tinder-Conversations-6.. My family and I are from Lima the capital of Peru , and eventually we decided to go visit Cuzco one year. Its that one major city where foreign tourists go to g
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Submitted: 07/21/2014
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#1 - greenpyro (07/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My family and I are from Lima the capital of Peru , and eventually we decided to go visit Cuzco one year. Its that one major city where foreign tourists go to get swindled, puke from sudden altitude sickness, and get robbed by children...Oh its also the city with a vast amount of history and where you'd go to visit the famous Macchu Picchu ruins/mountain. Theres plenty of llamas there roaming around, and the locals usually have some to shear or what not. Let me tell you that llamas are ugly bastards and they need to be treated with respect, they won't stand for your **** and are quite stubborn. A local was the tour guide for our group, and he had a llama on a rope/leash that walked with us as he was showing us around. There was an portly American family in our group with a daughter around 11ish. She had been whining and complaining the entire time about having to walk and wanted to ride the llama. At this point she was just being ignored, so the little she-planet waddled up to the llama and starting poking it constantly. It must have gotten to the point that the llama couldn't stand being poked by the little fat sausages also known as her fingers . The llama stopped, turned around, gave the girl probably the dirtiest look i've seen an animal make, and spit the biggest nastiest ball of green slime onto her face and her. The llama had been grazing a bit so it essentially had chewed up and fired it's ammo. Little girl is crying hysterically as her parents try to wipe the slime off her face. The only one in the whole group that would not take her **** was the damn llama...she was lucky cuz the bastard could have easily have kicked and actually hurt her.
#5 - sonofagun (07/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Arizona's mentioned swell with heatstroke and rattlesnake venom
User avatar #8 - derpsenderp (07/22/2014) [-]
That is so funny and original, thumbs to you OP for being hilarious.
#2 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
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