Living the dream. . Remember fondly working in a hotel for a time. fused to play this game where f a guest was being truly beastly to us (i' talking Skeletor mi Living the dream Remember fondly working in a hotel for time fused to play this game where f guest was being truly beastly us (i' talking Skeletor mi
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Remember fondly working in a hotel for a time. fused to play
this game where f a guest was being truly beastly to us (i'
talking Skeletor mil here), Iwould ask them ifthey needed any
help carrying their bag. Ifthey said yes (the most foul people
always did), Iwould come out from behind the desk hobbling on a
cane that was left by a guest years ago and pick up their suitcase.
When they would begin to protest Iwould just say "Sir, this is my
job, ? This is all thaw." Then I' d really put on a show
struggling with the luggage, occasionally letting the particularly
things get dropped.
Reach the person' s room completely sweaty and out of breath.
WHY YES TIPS, THANK YOU SIR.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - perform
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(03/13/2014) [-]
And you'd get reported for breaking their things.
User avatar #4 to #1 - Shiny
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Nobody reports the disabled.
User avatar #5 to #4 - perform
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Not since the accident.
User avatar #45 to #5 - tranquilizer
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(03/14/2014) [-]
What is this thing
I've seen it lately
Someone care to explain?
User avatar #69 to #45 - perform
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(03/14/2014) [-]
It's this trending thing where when someone says you can't do something, you respond with something like "Not since the accident." or "Not with that attitude." it works really well actually.
User avatar #51 to #45 - givememoarpony
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(03/14/2014) [-]
the noodle incident. it is too awful to be talked about.
User avatar #49 to #45 - jasonlaiyh
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(03/14/2014) [-]
It's from last year's tumblr content. You just say "Not since the accident" and it sounds legit.
User avatar #52 to #49 - tranquilizer
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Anyone got a link for this content?
#53 to #52 - jasonlaiyh
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Not exactly sure where it started, but this was the one that's referenced mostly.
User avatar #54 to #53 - tranquilizer
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Maybe some day my Internet level will be high enough to understand that reference
User avatar #55 to #54 - jasonlaiyh
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Well, this is what you wanted. This was the picture that started the "not since the accident" thing on FJ ( if I'm not mistaken, it started after this was posted)
User avatar #60 to #55 - kotetsulovesfj
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(03/14/2014) [-]
The profile pic looks like registeel though, and I've seen him used in conjunction with this. Is it related in some way? Is it the incident?
User avatar #56 to #55 - tranquilizer
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, but it still makes no sense to me
Just saying that maybe some day when the internet has affected my brain enough, I get it.
#46 to #45 - jonball
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#10 to #4 - stunner
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your profile pic looks like gay porn
it is isn't it?
User avatar #14 to #10 - Shiny
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(03/14/2014) [-]
lol yes
User avatar #28 to #14 - jamiemsm
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(03/14/2014) [-]
have you changed your profile pic or is that some weird gay porn that i dont understand ?
User avatar #34 to #28 - Shiny
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(03/14/2014) [-]
The latter. Hah.
#7 - imaschizo
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#16 to #7 - nagafever
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**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Tryce cyrus ** i think he got his arm back at the end
User avatar #30 to #7 - vikingfaen
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(03/14/2014) [-]
This movie is so ******* great.
User avatar #68 to #30 - mezzjuc
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(03/14/2014) [-]
What is it called?
User avatar #73 to #68 - vikingfaen
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Hot Tub Time Machine, one of my favorite movies, no contest.
#58 to #7 - deadrifler
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User avatar #11 - logicstrike
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I can't be the only person who thinks this is mean. Because impersonating the disabled for a practical joke is kind of cruel, but also he's ruining someone's holiday. Even if someone is an arsehole they deserve a relaxing holiday, maybe they where being an arsehole because they where stressed the **** out, and the dickhead in the post started they're holiday of by making them feel terrible and possibly they're my stuff.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Leonidus
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(03/14/2014) [-]
or... maybe they are just a self entitled asshole all the time and deserve to feel bad.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Keoul
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I don't know man, guilt tripping them into becoming a better person is still them becoming a better person.
#13 to #11 - imagebandetector
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Being "stressed out" is not a good excuse for being a thundercunt to staff just trying to do their job, or anyone in general. I found his little prank a good way for him to get back at those people without yelling back and/or inflicting physical harm towards them, either of which would easily get you fired.
User avatar #62 to #13 - trutteliwauw
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(03/14/2014) [-]
>thundercunt
User avatar #70 to #13 - logicstrike
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(03/14/2014) [-]
"dropping the things that look delicate" criminal damage is not really better than an argument. You are also right there is no excuse for being mean, like if somone was mean to you, you shouldn't than impersonate a cripple to play a cruel joke on that person.
#44 to #13 - anon id: f5680b21
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I reckon it's unbelievably unreasonable to act as judge jury and executioner. If it's your job to help people, do it. No matter how much of an arsehole you think he is.
#8 - gedab
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(03/14/2014) [-]
This man deserves all the cookies
User avatar #47 to #8 - reekballs
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(03/14/2014) [-]
MUST.. FIGHT.. URGE TO CLICK..
User avatar #22 - vicgkob
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Common Facebook ... why can't she like it 14 times!?
User avatar #24 to #22 - osimonmagus
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Common FJ
Repost Content,
Repost Comment
And no one doing a damn thing about anything but jerking themselves off feeling high and mighty.
#18 - raunchyftw
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(03/14/2014) [-]
YFW recieving the tip
YFW recieving the tip
#21 to #18 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
in general, shuffling annoys me as it's such a lazy form of dancing, but big ups to this chick for doing it in heels. 11/10 would take to a rave and inject marijuanas with
User avatar #27 to #21 - osimonmagus
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(03/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHAH
PLEASE
MASTER
TELL ME
WHAT DANCING IS YOUR PERSONAL FAVORITE?
WHAT IS LAZY?
TAP DANCING?
THAT OTHER TAP DANCING CALLED CLOGGING WHICH IS THE EXACT SAME THING
AHAHAHADLFAJDS;LFAJDSLKFJA;LDSJFAL;DSJF;AKLDSJF;LKASJDFK;LADS



******* elitist wannabe prick
#31 to #27 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Think you may need to slow down there buddy. Shuffling, in general, is lazy as ****. It doesn't require skill in most cases, and only requires nice flat shoes and linoleum, concrete, tile, etc., floor.

I gave this girl commendation for the fact the could do it in heels.

Stop acting like a mongoloid in future, ya prick.
User avatar #61 to #31 - osimonmagus
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Shuffling is more exercise than you get in a week, buddy.
#63 to #61 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I can already tell I've offended you, so I assume you must be a shuffler. I doubt it's more exercise than I get in a week, but there's really no way for me to prove to you how often I go to the gym a week 5 times or how many miles I run a day 6 or the length between my house and work 9 kilometers which I bike too and from 4 times a week.

User avatar #64 to #63 - osimonmagus
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(03/14/2014) [-]
I don't dance at all. It's just retarded that people arguing about dancing and I was providing material which could be contested out of pure satire.


Move along.
#65 to #64 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
How about I shuffle along instead? No one was arguing about dancing either, but shuffling is lazy dancing, not in the sense that it's not demanding physically, but in the sense that it's easily done and there's not much too it.

Anyway, I'm done.
User avatar #23 to #21 - bonlino
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(03/14/2014) [-]
you have no idea how much trouble it is for me to shuffle, bearing in mind im only <8 stone. so i think of it as a 'different' way to dance, since to be good at shuffling is rather taxing.
#32 to #23 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
The secret to shuffling man, and I promise you this, is flat floor's (concrete, linoleum, tile, etc.) and flat shoes with little to no grip on the bottom (vans, any flat shoes from Primark, River Island, Topman.

This girl here, tbh, just has some skill. Plus, shuffling look's gay as **** with most dance styles anyway.

Keep dancing *****.
User avatar #35 to #32 - bonlino
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(03/14/2014) [-]
but when you watch party rock anthem, when they all do it in tandem it looks pretty damn cool.
#36 to #35 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Was never a huge fan tbh. What sort of dance music you into, because I've been doing a lot of Gatecrashers and Warehouse Project's lately, so I'm on a stretch of House/Tech/Trance/TrapStep at the moment.
User avatar #37 to #36 - bonlino
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im more of a house/techno/DnB/any inbetween. basically alot of electric noises and heavy emphasis with drums i like. one of my favourites was 'hot right now' by dj fresh (minus the singing. the drums on that were amazing imho)
#38 to #37 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
******* agreed man. I didn't mind the singing either tbh. You doing any festivals and that over summer?
User avatar #39 to #38 - bonlino
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no idea. i MIGHT be doing V fest, no idea though. im not up with most events going on.
#41 to #39 - shareacokewith
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V's good, but it's more of a stoner gathering than a music fest in my experience.
User avatar #42 to #41 - bonlino
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never noticed. im dont do any sort of drugs (minus medicinal ones)
#43 to #42 - shareacokewith
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(03/14/2014) [-]
Fair enough, I don't ever do festivals or big nights without them.
User avatar #29 - imagnetsux
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(03/14/2014) [-]
guest catches on

you break something valuable

you or your boss gets sued
#40 to #29 - fixxxer
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You can't get SUED for breakage, worst case you'd have to replace it, and even in a world where you could get sued for it, read the fine print next time you check into a hotel k?
User avatar #48 to #40 - anonymoose
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What if you're in America and one of the broken pieces looks like a gun?
#59 to #48 - fixxxer
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You'd probably have the cops called on you, have all 17 of them open fire, then have all of them question if it in fact WAS a gun, have all the papers and news casters report you were carrying a Glock and possibly an AK-47 based on unconfirmed reports and random eye witness accounts, then the cops will be praised as heroes a week later for stopping a possible hostage situation at the local Hilton.
User avatar #71 to #40 - imagnetsux
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poor choice of words on my part, but if it cost thousands of dollars, you might as well be getting sued. as for fine print, that's exactly what I do. I read it to make sure no unforgivable clause like that is there. I have never checked into a hotel that said they weren't responsible for a porter breaking my things.
User avatar #72 to #71 - imagnetsux
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that is, if they do break something they are responsible for replacing it
User avatar #17 - soldiertwo
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i don't know if i'm too ******* tired to understand this but... i can't see why its amazing.
someone care to explain it a bit more... cooked down?
#19 to #17 - crackbabymatt
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(03/14/2014) [-]
He acted very crippled, then the person that was being a dick would give a big tip.
User avatar #20 to #19 - soldiertwo
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ah okay, thanks man
#9 - kingarturi
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#26 - politicsrfun
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#50 to #26 - azraelthemage
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I was there.
#67 to #50 - velocidex
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#33 to #26 - boomerpyro
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your face is a doubt!
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