Live tweets of a breakup. . According to New York City Kyle Ayers, he was hanging our on his Brooklyn rooftop when a couple arrived on said roof and began break Live tweets of a breakup According to New York City Kyle Ayers he was hanging our on his Brooklyn rooftop when couple arrived said roof and began break
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Live tweets of a breakup

According to New York City Kyle
Ayers, he was hanging our on his Brooklyn rooftop
when a couple arrived on said roof and began
breaking up.
Kyle did what any sane human would do, given the
circumstances. He their breakup.
KM! Iranian
A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I
was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live
tweet the breakup.
7: 55 PM _ in NOMADIC!
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There' s an entire subplot deviled to "Girl" wanting to
move in with "Guy."
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I cant think in terms of like, this and shit;
Rachel." -guy
At this point, Rachel probably called "Guy" immature
You think his immature? Calling people
immature is immature!" -guy '
And we can only assume than ammo by the mid-
November New York chills. Rachel was shivering
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More incoherence. Classic Rachel.
My roommates are always like 'wheres your
boyfriend?‘ And I' m like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl
Meanwhile this dude is like crazy.
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This guy is four cite deep sight now.
Born panics are demanding answers now.
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Do you love me?" girl (OH BOY HERE WE Go,
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More bushes beat around!
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Answer a fucking question."
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immediately silenced it. mares exchanged.
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I can' t do this. You' re a waste of my time." -girl
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Are we getting pizza or what? I don' t mean to
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Why don' t you get pizza with ‘someone from
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As she walks away, our beloved Rachel is incoherant
one final time.
It means fucking whatever fuck I' m tired.' -girl
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cry: -orris
Rachel disappears around the corner into the
stairwell. Guy takes a putt of his cigarette and
turns to the manhattan skyline.
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Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and
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Probably that coworker, none)
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lacks like everything is done here. Thanks for
following along : .
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#7 - ImmortalBaconEater
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Lost it.
#2 - gilleeyjon
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#3 - buzzbopp
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User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/03/2013) [-]
The girl clearly made the right choice, he was never going to get serious with her. I understand wanting to be trusted but if he knows that that she knows he's lied in the past I don't know why he just wouldn't show her his phone to easily defuse the situation.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kanduhuskedetder
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Well, plot-twist: It wasn't actually a co-worker!
User avatar #14 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Well no ****, but he claimed it was.
User avatar #16 to #14 - kanduhuskedetder
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But yes, I agree. If I was him, and it really was a co-worker text, I would've shown it to her.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kanduhuskedetder
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But then you do know why he wouldn't show it. That is all. It sounded like you didn't understand the situation.
User avatar #17 to #15 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I meant IF he actually was telling the truth then he should have had no problem showing her.
User avatar #18 to #17 - kanduhuskedetder
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I know, bro. Easy now.
#5 - anon
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Oh look. Something I saw on the front page like a week ago. Good job.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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Oh look, somebody that has no life and spends all their time on funnyjunk to notice that. good job
#8 to #6 - tobloi
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I thumbed you up because you worded what I couldn't word before thank you.
User avatar #11 - kanatana
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If you had one shot, one opportunity
To tweet everything you ever wanted
One conversation
Would you capture it
or just let it slip?
#10 - lrennl
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User avatar #9 - kanduhuskedetder
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"Like, what's an apartment mean?"

hahaha, oh ****
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