Live tweets of a breakup. . According to New York City Kyle Ayers, he was hanging our on his Brooklyn rooftop when a couple arrived on said roof and began break
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Live tweets of a breakup

According to New York City Kyle
Ayers, he was hanging our on his Brooklyn rooftop
when a couple arrived on said roof and began
breaking up.
Kyle did what any sane human would do, given the
circumstances. He their breakup.
KM! Iranian
A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I
was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live
tweet the breakup.
7: 55 PM _ in NOMADIC!
souvenirs _ :1 *
There' s an entire subplot deviled to "Girl" wanting to
move in with "Guy."
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I' m not lookin for mannage, just what' s right
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Don' t let me live with them men!" girl
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There' s some wonderful meta commentary.
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NOT ON THE ROOF" -guy
And some common communication flaws.
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You never let me talk!" moth "outbreak's
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There' s some good incoherence.
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stop" -girl
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And some real selfdestruction.
Everyone told me New york wasn' t for me." -guy
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girl
There' s a great "text from my coshocker" subplot.
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And the standard "l just sometimes want m hang our
win my merits" issue. laminar to anyone In a
relationship.
when -
I Just sometimes want to him out with my
friends and my not you friend guy
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tunnel understand girl #
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There' s a precise wally of lies...
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DR so those were the only dines I lied to you.
Right? We can agree on that?" -my
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And this common frustration.
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Say something else about my ******* wardrobe"
on right. Back to the cohabitation subplot.
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Do you see yourself living with me within a
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I cant think in terms of like, this and **** ;
Rachel." -guy
At this point, Rachel probably called "Guy" immature
because:
You think his immature? Calling people
immature is immature!" -guy '
And we can only assume than ammo by the mid-
November New York chills. Rachel was shivering
because:
Kyla AFB I Vow»!
stop shivering.” guy
answers _ 11 i
More incoherence. Classic Rachel.
My roommates are always like 'wheres your
boyfriend?‘ And I' m like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl
boomer
Meanwhile this dude is like crazy.
Kill: Avila -
This guy is four cite deep sight now.
Born panics are demanding answers now.
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Just tell me what you want but dour make it
something ******* my -guy "
no one
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away“
Are we going to live together?" -girl
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But Guy is a seasoned expert an bearing around me
bush.
Yeah but what is, like, living together? like
what' s an apartment mean? You know what I' m
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Seriously?" -both, slot *
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More answers demanded!
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Do you love me?" girl (OH BOY HERE WE Go,
PEOPLE) *
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More bushes beat around!
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Look Pm not a guy who' s into labels, Rachel.
You knew that getting in." -tray
Answer a ******* question."
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The couple' s astute powers of observation lead them
to node: their .
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I don' t think we need to talk about this up here
with some random guy aver theme." -guy (uh oh.
I' m that guy we here)
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we were so near.
He' s just sitting on bis ******* phone he doesn' t
care (talking about me). Answer my question." -
girl Aahahahahahaha) "
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I' m not talking about love on a roof in
Brooklyn." -guy -
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lac}/ sis
Head in hands. Awaits answer about love. -girl
oh, yeah'. Almost forgot about the pesky vealing
coworkers
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Guy' s phone just blew up with reins. He
immediately silenced it. mares exchanged.
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I can' t do this. You' re a waste of my time." -girl
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All the heartbreak has Guy feeling a lime peckish.
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Are we getting pizza or what? I don' t mean to
change the subject but are we?" -guy
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Why don' t you get pizza with ‘someone from
work tans?” -girl (holy **** good burn right
there) "
no points m Rachel.
Kw Allers
Stop" -guy
29 PM - in Nauzsu:!
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Seriously this is embarrassing, I' m done" -girl
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As she walks away, our beloved Rachel is incoherant
one final time.
It means ******* whatever **** I' m tired.' -girl
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new Allin . run-
cry: -orris
Rachel disappears around the corner into the
stairwell. Guy takes a putt of his cigarette and
turns to the manhattan skyline.
can PM 7 is minis
Kyle Ania .
Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and
starts rennin. #
Probably that coworker, none)
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lacks like everything is done here. Thanks for
following along : .
my PM ' is my his
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#7 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/03/2013) [-]
Lost it.
User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The girl clearly made the right choice, he was never going to get serious with her. I understand wanting to be trusted but if he knows that that she knows he's lied in the past I don't know why he just wouldn't show her his phone to easily defuse the situation.
#5 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh look. Something I saw on the front page like a week ago. Good job.
#8 to #6 - tobloi ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up because you worded what I couldn't word before thank you.
User avatar #11 - kanatana (12/03/2013) [-]
Look
If you had one shot, one opportunity
To tweet everything you ever wanted
One conversation
Would you capture it
or just let it slip?
#10 - lrennl (12/03/2013) [-]
#teamrachel
User avatar #9 - kanduhuskedetder (12/03/2013) [-]
"Like, what's an apartment mean?"

hahaha, oh ****
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