Little Girl
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sanitarysan (11/30/2015) [-] i was confused to because i thought rob was talking in panel 3
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Mehwhatevs (11/29/2015) [-]
Young men want the sexy-tiems
Fathers wish for their young girls to remain pure and innocent.
These two things do not comply
Fathers wish for their young girls to remain pure and innocent.
These two things do not comply
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Mehwhatevs (11/30/2015) [-]
Haha yeah, I forgot to mention that this is probably why they said it to him in particular.
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komandantmirkoo ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] my parents friend was a huge womanizer when he was younger.
he's now in his late 40's. his daughter is around 19. and **** me sideways if she isn't the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in person.
it's a father's worst nightmare.
he's now in his late 40's. his daughter is around 19. and **** me sideways if she isn't the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in person.
it's a father's worst nightmare.
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thehistorylover (11/30/2015) [-]
There's a Hank Hill version of this ... somewhere ... I wonder where?
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angelusprimus ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] I think his worst nightmare is that she is the one being ****** sideways.
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komandantmirkoo ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] but seriously though.
if i had to compare her to a celebrity, i'd say megan fox. a lot of people made that comparison.
if i had to compare her to a celebrity, i'd say megan fox. a lot of people made that comparison.
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cloakndagger ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] Do...Do you not know this website? You must not, because if you did, you wouldn't say something so unintelligent. I personally LOVE this community for it's fat shaming. Not only for it's fat shaming, but it's moral standards. Nobody here ***** with people who try to lose weight instead of wallowing in their own disgusting blubber. People will be cool and supportive when people come on here and share with the community that they're trying to lose weight. It's beautiful. Lazy ***** get punished, and the glorious ************* that try to take charge of their lives get rewarded.
As for the differences between skinny people and fatties? I can give you an entire list of differences based on health alone. Get the **** out of here with that **** .
As for the differences between skinny people and fatties? I can give you an entire list of differences based on health alone. Get the **** out of here with that **** .
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esmebuffay (11/30/2015) [-] It seems my daughter will be as pure as the driven snow. I'm to terrified of social interaction to have ever done anything criminal or depraved. Worst case scenario, she masturbates to hardcore pornography on a semi-daily basis, which is tame by today's standards let alone in the fantastical future world where one can have children with one's self.
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Gandalfthewhite (11/30/2015) [-] Most likely she'll turn out as the opposite to you then. Kids with conservative (not necessarily politically i mean in terms of socially in this case) parents usually end up wild af to escape the boredom
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mindyourownbusines (11/30/2015) [-]
Maybe you just can't remember all the crazy things you do, Ms. Amnesia.
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ciacheczko (11/30/2015) [-] My teenager years were far from safe and innocent. So were my partner's. But we both hope our kids will be as bad as we were, because then at least they won't be even worse. I mean - we're both alive, happy, healthy, so as long as our kids' "crazy youth" ends up with the same result, it's all good, no?
Parental protection is very important, but if your kids won't have their own lives, they won't learn to live.
Parental protection is very important, but if your kids won't have their own lives, they won't learn to live.
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ventusvsroxas (11/30/2015) [-] saying "partner" instead of "husband" or "wife" is just their way of not mentioning their gender. Some people just don't like sharing that kind of info online, and it doesn't imply that they and their partner aren't married.
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ciacheczko (11/30/2015) [-] Wow. I have no ida what kind of child were you, but your parents ****** up big time.
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thepizzadevourer (11/30/2015) [-] And if you're not a lady-killer in your youth, you'll never have this problem.
Mostly because you'll never have any kids.
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Mostly because you'll never have any kids.
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mistercookie ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] Right, because only people who are ladykillers in their youth get children. If you don't lose your virginity by 18 you will live the rest of your life alone.
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] **itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**If a gay guy has a daughter, what does that mean then?
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**If a gay guy has a daughter, what does that mean then?
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chenn (11/30/2015) [-] My "youth" or at least teenage years (as I'm too young to be able to observe these times with nostalgia) were closely guarded by my parents, I could hardly go anywhere and whenever I went out with my friends, I had to tell my parents with whom, their phone numbers, when would I come back, where would I go and how would I get there. I still live with them until I finish high school but hopefully I'll move away for uni. Ideally a few countries away.
No ******* wonder that when I finally got a boyfriend (after years of being ignored by guys because I never went anywhere) we meet in secret and I have to tell my parents I'm going out with friends. Also no ******* wonder I don't want to have kids.
No ******* wonder that when I finally got a boyfriend (after years of being ignored by guys because I never went anywhere) we meet in secret and I have to tell my parents I'm going out with friends. Also no ******* wonder I don't want to have kids.
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anon (11/30/2015) [-]
'' I had to tell my parents with whom, their phone numbers, when would I come back, where would I go and how would I get there''
so basically just regular parents?
because that's normal, its kinda ******* normal for parents to know were the **** you are and what the **** you are doing, every single one of my friends we are talking like 12 friends have had parents like that. perhaps when you are older because you are just a teen you will realize and appreciate what they do and stop being a whiny little **** about it.
''after years of being ignored by guys because I never went anywhere''
you were not ignored by guys because you never went anywhere, because you ******* did, you could go places with your friends didn't you? even with your parents rules nobody said you could not meet guys then.
tl;dr, stop being a whiny little bitch, your parents ******* care, and the only reason it took you so long to get boyfriend is because you are ******* lazy.
so basically just regular parents?
because that's normal, its kinda ******* normal for parents to know were the **** you are and what the **** you are doing, every single one of my friends we are talking like 12 friends have had parents like that. perhaps when you are older because you are just a teen you will realize and appreciate what they do and stop being a whiny little **** about it.
''after years of being ignored by guys because I never went anywhere''
you were not ignored by guys because you never went anywhere, because you ******* did, you could go places with your friends didn't you? even with your parents rules nobody said you could not meet guys then.
tl;dr, stop being a whiny little bitch, your parents ******* care, and the only reason it took you so long to get boyfriend is because you are ******* lazy.
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chenn (11/30/2015) [-] "Regular parents"? Most of my friends have less strict parents. I don't know what kind of company do you keep when even people on a selective school have less strict parents than your friends.
Let me rephrase that, then. My parents allow me to go out only with friends that they approve of, which is exactly 3. I'm sure they meant well, but I'm also sure that being out with friends is better than listening to the two yell at each other and feeling like their unhappiness is my fault the entire time.
Yeah, say that to the guys who made fun of me cause "I never go anywhere". How funny. Ha ha ha.
Tl;dr don't call people whiny bitches when you know like 10% of the story. Also log in and say it like a man, faggot.
Let me rephrase that, then. My parents allow me to go out only with friends that they approve of, which is exactly 3. I'm sure they meant well, but I'm also sure that being out with friends is better than listening to the two yell at each other and feeling like their unhappiness is my fault the entire time.
Yeah, say that to the guys who made fun of me cause "I never go anywhere". How funny. Ha ha ha.
Tl;dr don't call people whiny bitches when you know like 10% of the story. Also log in and say it like a man, faggot.
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krobeles (11/30/2015) [-] Eeh. I feel I've been a pretty upstanding guy.
Worst thing I've done to women has been sleeping with another chick while I was in an open relationship, which still hurt the feels of my girlfriend at the time.
Other than that, whenever I've used a girl purely for sex, I've flat out told her that that was what I was doing beforehand.
Hell, at one point, the girl seemed even more disgusted by the prospect of a relationship with me than I was at the prospect of a relationship with her...
Thats the crowning achievement of feminism if ever there was one...
Worst thing I've done to women has been sleeping with another chick while I was in an open relationship, which still hurt the feels of my girlfriend at the time.
Other than that, whenever I've used a girl purely for sex, I've flat out told her that that was what I was doing beforehand.
Hell, at one point, the girl seemed even more disgusted by the prospect of a relationship with me than I was at the prospect of a relationship with her...
Thats the crowning achievement of feminism if ever there was one...
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cloakndagger ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-] Well, I'm boned. I've stabbed a dude. I'm probably gonna have a daughter that's gonna be that one crazy slut that gets kicked out of school for shanking the bitch that smiled at her boyfriend.
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minorian (11/30/2015) [-] If I ever get a girl, she'd be courted by a human-sized bag of Doritos at most then.
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philopsychological (11/30/2015) [-] Good to see hes now at the level of at least joking about his past...
