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Submitted: 10/24/2013
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#175 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
You're all like "I never touch them anyway" and making it to be REALLY sexual.
But think. Not touching the opposite sex means never hugging your mother or sisters again. Never to hold your daughter in your arms. inb4 "but we wont have daughters because we can't **** " Sperm injection or whatever its called.

Thats pretty not good.
#174 - vitunhenkka (10/25/2013) [-]
they didn't say anything about game consoles
#173 - snakefire ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
#170 - sketchulator (10/25/2013) [-]
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#167 - aczzoh ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
"again"
#165 - sippay (10/25/2013) [-]
Have sex with entire body condoms without touching the girl.
If you want kids invitro fertilization.

you wouldn't know any of the above if you don't use the internet

Internet > touching
#163 - warofdawn (10/25/2013) [-]
hmm so where do hermaphrodites fit in or people with sex changes cause i seen some very hot hermys and sex changed men that i wouldn't mind them working my cock and balls
#162 - perdurabo (10/25/2013) [-]
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#154 - improbable (10/25/2013) [-]
not touching people of the opposite sex makes me gay

i still ********** to people of the opposite sex
User avatar #152 - funnypie (10/25/2013) [-]
Honesty this is a win win for me so ha!
#155 to #152 - roflcopterskklol (10/25/2013) [-]
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Is that because you are gay?
User avatar #168 to #155 - atoma (10/25/2013) [-]
Nah, he hates computers, he's funnyjunk's slave.
User avatar #171 to #168 - funnypie (10/25/2013) [-]
Why would I be a websites slave?
#151 - darkblazter ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
"i have a big problem here"
"i have a big problem here"
#147 - amuzen (10/25/2013) [-]
I would choose the second and invest like 50 bucks in those cheap ass plastic gloves.
User avatar #146 - gimlithedwarf (10/25/2013) [-]
No one said anything about touching a keyboard and mouse
User avatar #145 - mrgoodlove (10/25/2013) [-]
Just the thought of being in an actual situation like that makes me cringe.
#144 - someoneforamoment (10/25/2013) [-]
If you cover yourself in latex and wear a condom, are you still touching?
#159 to #144 - bluzzerstream (10/25/2013) [-]
Cause that would be alot easier than just buying gloves for your computer
Cause that would be alot easier than just buying gloves for your computer
#164 to #159 - someoneforamoment (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm certain you spend more time on the computer than having sex, and wearing gloves for a few hours gets annoying.
User avatar #176 to #164 - bluzzerstream (10/25/2013) [-]
If you want to play that game then put plastic around your keyboard/mouse
#177 to #176 - someoneforamoment (10/25/2013) [-]
But then the feel wouldn't be right, and my hit ration would go down. This is a $400 keyboard with the keys perfectly sculpted and have just the right texture. putting slippery plastic over it will ruin it.
User avatar #178 to #177 - bluzzerstream (10/25/2013) [-]
Well, tell me how right it felt after you've had sex covored in latex!
#143 - decayingapple (10/25/2013) [-]
Technically on the microscopic level, you're not touching anything. The force you feel is actually the electromagnetic repulsion from the charges. So press either one and you nothing will ever change.

I still won't be touching anyone either way.
#149 to #143 - froglordy (10/25/2013) [-]
**froglordy rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Devil's three-way ** giraffes are so ******* weird.
User avatar #139 - swaggrrr (10/25/2013) [-]
What if you picked 'never touch a computer again', and then one day you're walking through some room with a ton of junk and your leg brushes against some random ass old piece of **** computer.

Then you'd be ****** because you wouldn't be able to touch computers or anyone of the opposite sex.
User avatar #138 - payseht ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
And then everyone becomes a cyborg and you're ****** ... I mean you're not ****** ... I mean... you know what I mean
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