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User avatar #8 - sanctusdominus (01/05/2016) [-]
the **** is a coke nail used for?
User avatar #62 to #8 - mikeypooh (01/06/2016) [-]
they scoop up some cocaine from whatever they hold their cocaine in and sniff it from their nail
User avatar #32 to #8 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Cocaine.
#55 to #8 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Pepsi
User avatar #9 to #8 - thedistrict [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
"coke nails" are so the user can scoop a small amount onto their nail and sniff it from their finger
User avatar #18 to #9 - ubermasterfaggot (01/06/2016) [-]
I know someone who uses it to pick their own nose...

What the **** .
User avatar #26 to #18 - tigersalliemander (01/06/2016) [-]
Do you know anyone who uses it to pick someone elses nose?
User avatar #36 to #26 - immatakeaduty (01/06/2016) [-]
my dad always says

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

i'd like to think he's a wise man.
User avatar #61 to #36 - kriml (01/06/2016) [-]
>you can't pick your friend's nose
not without a gun
#44 to #36 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
the first time i heard that was from billy&mandy
Harold picks his nose
#57 to #9 - echsa (01/06/2016) [-]
my chemistry teacher has one too of nasty colour, smell and impressive length
#63 to #57 - veryfahnyjokes (01/06/2016) [-]
how often do you smell your techers' nails?
User avatar #64 to #63 - echsa (01/06/2016) [-]
every thursday, he stinks to the other side of the classroom, you really wish you could burn your taste buds with some acid if you'd smell this stuff
#42 to #8 - veryfahnyjokes (01/06/2016) [-]
Well it's called a "coke nail" so obviously scratching balls
#11 to #8 - thearcher (01/05/2016) [-]
Opening bottles of coke with - duh
#31 to #11 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Damn, that'd be ******* painful.
User avatar #1 - valverde (01/05/2016) [-]
Damn. I didnt knewn that
User avatar #53 to #1 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
ye you can **** off now m8
#54 to #53 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Fuk off trashcan
User avatar #68 to #53 - therockofshame ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
wow nice spam nerd
User avatar #49 to #1 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
what are you trying to do
User avatar #69 to #49 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
ugoboom **** off pls
User avatar #70 to #69 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
ugoboom piss off pls
User avatar #71 to #70 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
are you well?
do you have brain damage?
#72 to #71 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
do you?
User avatar #73 to #72 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm so very sorry to have damaged your internet points
User avatar #74 to #73 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
well if there is anything you would like to say in response to my commenting abilities and how I can improve my commenting experience in the future to make you feel supurb and swole than pls do
otherwise **** off pls
User avatar #50 to #1 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
why would you do that?
User avatar #51 to #1 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
why would you thumb down the champion of autism during the backroom raid?
User avatar #52 to #1 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
having a ruff day there buddy?
#5 to #1 - jaythreetee (01/05/2016) [-]
Do you got to post on every single content?
User avatar #6 to #5 - valverde (01/05/2016) [-]
no
User avatar #27 to #1 - johrny (01/06/2016) [-]
I love how he pisses everyone of by doing absolutly nothing....
#2 to #1 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
"knewn"
#3 to #2 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
i knewn this!
User avatar #4 to #3 - vashadan ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
*I've
User avatar #17 - slikmonkey (01/06/2016) [-]
Coke nails are more commonly done on the pinkey though
User avatar #12 - loopymoomoo (01/06/2016) [-]
In case people can't figure it out
some people won't trim one nail so they can still scratch themselves.
User avatar #16 to #12 - ronyx (01/06/2016) [-]
when you scratch your anus you get specks of **** under the nails.
#33 to #16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Then you just gotta lick it out.
User avatar #58 to #33 - kjoni (01/06/2016) [-]
brilliant.
User avatar #23 - ponyfcker (01/06/2016) [-]
cocaine is actually a pretty fun drug. I like it. However its expensive even though the ****** stuff is $60/g
#48 to #23 - joppo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
fun drug, wtf? sound like you tryed it once or twice.
maybe never
User avatar #66 to #48 - ponyfcker (01/06/2016) [-]
5 times to be exact.
User avatar #47 to #23 - trollmobile (01/06/2016) [-]
it makes sense.
you'd have to be on drugs to name yourself something like "ponyfcker"
User avatar #67 to #47 - ponyfcker (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah I made this account in 2012 or 2013. I wasn't the brightest of kids and I let anon choose my name.
#59 to #47 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
You're a bitch
User avatar #60 to #59 - trollmobile (01/06/2016) [-]
at least i don't **** ponies.
-12
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User avatar #19 to #14 - supercookieduster (01/06/2016) [-]
lol dude she, u know.. got old
-5
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User avatar #21 to #20 - supercookieduster (01/06/2016) [-]
**** my bad, thought you were serious. idk why
User avatar #28 to #21 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
What did he say?
#39 to #28 - skarba ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
User avatar #10 - synchro ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
whoa

<insert neo pic here>
#35 to #10 - sexyhimself (01/06/2016) [-]
I got you covered, fam.
User avatar #29 - mondominiman (01/06/2016) [-]
I had a buddy in high school that would stab people with it
User avatar #38 to #29 - skarba ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Pretty sure he broke his nail on a few occasions.
Nails aren't that strong to stab people with and it feels strange in general when the nail bends.
#40 to #38 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
YAH NAILS ARE SHAPE LIKE SLAP BAND EXEPT HTEY CANT ALL WRAP UP LIKE THEY WAN TO ONLY THE END
#41 to #40 - skarba ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
User avatar #45 - willindor ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I heard a couple of days ago that it was the holiday special that ****** her up, you guys know if there's any truth in that?
User avatar #46 to #45 - mrsixinch ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
That would **** anyone up tbh
#56 - huntertde (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't have anything against her, but she is full-on insane.

Like, "naked in the middle of a crowded highway, screaming conspiracies and spitting into open windows" crazy. Star Wars fame, money, and nerds everywhere jacking it to your candids will fry any brain.

Her Twitter is just as crazy. It's amazing. I follow it, and I'm never disappointed. I think this tweet it fake, though. WAY too coherent and typo-free. Not her style. Highly recommend following her.
#43 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd use it to scratch my butthole
User avatar #24 - donatelo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
alternatively...i used to let certain fingernails grow for guitar picking, so thats a possibility.
#37 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
When i used to do blow i would wake up at 8 in the morning and dump a whole pile of it out on my coffee table and just stick a rolled up 20 in there and snort 5 times as hard as i could, in total about 1 to 1.5 grams was done within 10 mins, then i would start drinking and smoking some weed, this would give you the greatest high for around 5 hours, no need to re-up, one large dose at the beginning and then just ride it out. Coke is stupid and overrated though
User avatar #34 - elcreepo (01/06/2016) [-]
She's inhaled more of the white stuff than a wholly mammoth over the course of her life, so I find it hard to believe she didn't use a coke nail once in awhile for a quick fix

I can't believe she's a Jenny Craig success story. Seriously, I thought only weight watchers and maybe atkins worked as "special" diets
#30 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Casuals.

Its always the pinkie nail.
User avatar #15 - ablock (01/06/2016) [-]
io9
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