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User avatar #1 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Neither of those mugs would be offensive if they would drop the "RS" from the end.
User avatar #28 to #1 - mechgeek (01/12/2016) [-]
Uhhhhhhhhhm excuse me? Are you saying that there is tea specifically for white people? How dare you say I can't drink white people tea, this is offensive and honestly I feel so triggered right now.
- A black person on tumblr: probably
User avatar #31 to #28 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
No, white people tea is just a cup of hot water after some white dude teabagged it
User avatar #29 to #28 - KillinTime (01/12/2016) [-]
A white chick speaking on behalf of black people*
#36 to #29 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Pretty much this. As a black person we think white people are ******* hilarious. Y'all get up to some crazy **** . Homegirl probably just wanted some white chick to do this. I'm laughin'.
#18 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
you can't call ******* black people anymore, it's offensive.
#2 to #1 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
And now i bring you "An Exercise in the Post-Modern Logic":

OH SO NOW HONKEYS AND HONORABLE BLACK PERSONS HAVE TO SEGREGATE TEA YEAH? IS THAT HOW YOU SEE US? TOO IGNORANT TO DRINK THE WHITE MAN'S TEA? YES MASSA I'LL GO GET MY SPECIAL BLACK TEA. I DON'T DESERVE MASSA'S WHITE FOLK TEA. YOU'RE OPPRESSING THE LOT HONKEY CRACKA
User avatar #3 to #2 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
I just assumed black people would be very good at making tea.

Why else would they call him "Mr. T"?
User avatar #20 to #3 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
no they're not, but they make good tea leaf picking
#4 to #3 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Because he liked to play golf.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
And Ice-T?
User avatar #38 to #5 - dannyzapdos ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Ice-T is good for stopping people that do sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous
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#6 to #5 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
He preferred to play chuiwan instead, which the Inuit peoples inherited from the Chinese thousands of years ago before they crossed the Bering Stait. The Inuit version was typically played on "ICE" lakes with a hole in them where they would hearty eggs with frozen sticks into the hole to bless the hole for bountiful fishing. Ice-T is obviously a reference to this due to the amount of time he spent in the Arctic regions of the Americas and Siberia with the Inuits learning their ways.
#9 to #6 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
MC Sweet T?
#10 to #9 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
MC is a contraction of "Master of Ceremony". And "Sweet T" is a bastardization of "sweety", which is a nick name she earned one year when there was no clear winner to the Americanas Afrikaans Cup and instead of having the organization keep the winning pot she donated it to local impoverished children and their parents with a small sweet for each child (usually a butterscotch). Hence why they call her MC Sweet T. Master of Ceremony "Sweety"
#11 to #10 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Christian Rapper, T Green?
#12 to #11 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence.
#13 to #12 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
This black Ti-85?
#14 to #13 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 to #15 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
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