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#5 - vikingpizza (01/05/2016) [-]
I worked way too hard on this and I'm glad I'm getting to use it some more
#109 to #5 - sedativechunk (01/05/2016) [-]
That's ******* great, you need to post this as regular content.
#34 to #5 - iexs (01/05/2016) [-]
Speaking of Kylo Ren and his autistic **** fits...

does anyone have the kylo ren edit of this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
#108 to #5 - MasterManiac (01/05/2016) [-]
The muffled sound at the end was a nice touch.
User avatar #7 to #5 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I like Kylo Ren, but that made me giggle.
User avatar #28 to #5 - cisdroidcommander (01/05/2016) [-]
please upload this as content, its great
User avatar #37 to #5 - deroderpderp ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Thing is, everyone forgets Vader had a **** fit like this in the comics.
User avatar #46 to #37 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
>vader had one **** fit when he heard the emperor had been manipulating him all along, and even then he maintained his composure a lot better than kylo
>kylo throws a temper tantrum every freaking minute
User avatar #60 to #46 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
he throws 2 temper tantrum in the movie and he's a teenage that feeds on hate, what did you expect?
#76 to #60 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>30 years old
>teenage
literally what?
User avatar #82 to #76 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
how do you know he's 30?
User avatar #83 to #82 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
born a year after the battle of Endor
twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/678330999772610560
User avatar #84 to #83 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
oh, nice
User avatar #85 to #84 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
And the actor is 32 so it makes sense that he's around there too
User avatar #88 to #85 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
e.g.: Rey was born approximately 11 years after the Battle of Endor, so she must be ~19 and Daisy Ridley is 23 years old.

not that much of a difference, but still

(sorry for the split comment, I had to search for some example)
User avatar #89 to #88 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
True, but that's not a big stretch, plus it'd make sense for him to have been conceived right after endor rather than 10 years later.
User avatar #105 to #89 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
"Hey, we won \o/ let's **** "
User avatar #86 to #85 - luismachado (01/05/2016) [-]
actors play characters not always consistent with their age, but you made your point with that previous comment

"born a year after the battle of Endor"
#9 to #4 - xexion (01/05/2016) [-]
>mamá
I may be no rocket surgeon but that little line ain't foolin' me into believing that says dad
#10 to #9 - sirlorge (01/05/2016) [-]
That's the unedited version. Dunno why they didn't just use this one.
#50 to #9 - penelo (01/05/2016) [-]
I always wanted to be a rocket surgeon
#91 to #50 - reeeeeeeeeee (01/05/2016) [-]
"Well, it's not rocket science is it"
"Well, it's not rocket science is it"
#99 to #91 - penelo (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
Too bad I'm dumb as ****
#70 to #9 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
last time i posted this i got -5 pinkies, wtf
User avatar #32 to #9 - itsapirateslife (01/05/2016) [-]
Is rocket surgeon a thing? damn.
#110 to #2 - FightClub (01/06/2016) [-]
swear to god, the guys next to me were like "euughh!"
#22 to #2 - firstflame ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
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**firstflame rolled image**They could at least put a mysterious scar in his face that's why he joined the dark side
User avatar #25 to #22 - sexyhimself (01/05/2016) [-]
He got one at the end of his fight with Rey
#45 to #22 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
so ******* cliche
User avatar #95 to #22 - masdercheef (01/05/2016) [-]
We know why he joined the Dark Side, though. He felt a need to live up to his grandfather's legacy, and Snoke saw that as an opportunity and corrupted him.

His scars are not physical, but emotional.
#31 to #2 - chudy (01/05/2016) [-]
Half of the theater erupted in laughter after seeing his face, and I thought to myself, no wonder he's such an autistic faggot - He definitely looks the part
#19 to #2 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't know why people were shocked, we knew who was playing him and this photo came out months ahead of the movie, and we knew he would be helmetless in the last fight. What really annoyed me was everyone was like "maybe Kylo Ren is Luke", he's way too tall for one thing, but the main problem is that just checking the ******* imdb page or being the least bit informed would have destroyed that theory. Idiots.
User avatar #23 to #19 - cantexplain (01/05/2016) [-]
some people like to be surprised/have lifes, so they don't check every available fact about the movie they are about to see
User avatar #38 to #23 - vorarephilia (01/05/2016) [-]
i personally like watching the whole movie before going to the theatre. Then nothing surprises me.
User avatar #100 to #2 - rumpelstilzchen (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't know why everyone laughs about his face.
I'd rather have a not-so-good looking actor who's actually good at acting (In my opinion he is) than a good looking actor who sucks at acting (like, in my opinion, Anakin from the Prequels was).
And furthermore he's not directly ugly, he's just not a model-type.
User avatar #107 to #100 - shaddyz (01/05/2016) [-]
he wasnt that bad of an actor actually, mute the sound and then you see the acting, bad dialoge is not equal bad actor, blame george for that
User avatar #44 to #2 - mewtastic (01/05/2016) [-]
Well I saw this pic before the movie, and all I could think was: "This looks like Game of Thrones."
User avatar #13 to #2 - thelastelephant (01/05/2016) [-]
Malcolm Reynolds - Huh This is how I felt when he took his helmet off
#11 to #2 - CAPSEDDIE ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
At first I was shocked, then I cringed because when I see him, all I can think of is his role on HBO's Girls where he plays a hipster with lost of self-esteem issues and weird fetishes
#12 to #11 - ismellgood (01/05/2016) [-]
he looks like the guy who stole my gf
User avatar #14 to #12 - gingertea (01/05/2016) [-]
iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
#15 to #14 - ismellgood (01/05/2016) [-]
no like this guy actually stole my girlfriend like she started hanging out with him and going to his house then she cheated on me and left me for him and she was like my first girlfriend, lost my virginity to her, my first love etc etc
User avatar #16 to #15 - gingertea (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you found better
#17 to #16 - ismellgood (01/05/2016) [-]
lol not yet man and ive been in a dry spell for about 6 months but hopefully this school semester ill find someone man thanks haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - gingertea (01/05/2016) [-]
If you're not lying about your username, I'm sure you won't have too much trouble
User avatar #42 to #11 - cocoman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Now THAT's a role he's perfect for.

Some actors simply do not fit their role. Imagine Eddie Murphy as the hero of ep VIII.
User avatar #29 to #11 - sirfistalot (01/05/2016) [-]
look at those man boobs
User avatar #21 to #11 - RisenLichen ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh **** , thats him?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sasoriofsand (01/05/2016) [-]
Mine was with my local comic shop, we had rented out a theatre for the thursday release. There was a bunch of people who were dressed up who came with us yada yada. When the part came up, the owner of my comic shop, his daughter (who was about 7-8) said something along the lines of "put the helmet back on" and the entire theatre was roaring with laughter.

tl;dr little girl wanted him to put the helmet back on
User avatar #8 to #3 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I didn't hear much of a reaction. After the movie, my friends said they hated it, but I like the fact that our villain is an otherwise normal guy.
User avatar #30 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (01/05/2016) [-]
I heard the woman in the row in front say 'i wish he hadn't bothered'
#75 - kuntz (01/05/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
In an alternative universe where Kylo Ren admired his grandmother instead of his grandfather
#94 to #75 - glayn (01/05/2016) [-]
To be fair, he totally pulls that off better than the mask.
#103 to #36 - IamPinhead (01/05/2016) [-]
>can stop a laser blast mid-air
I'm sure other Force users can do that, but deflecting the blast instead of holding it while you have a conversation makes a lot more sense
>can suck thoughts from your mind
Mind powers are Force 101
>takes a laser blast from Chewie's weapon
Chewie shot him from fifty feet away with a projectile weapon and pain makes him stronger
>not afraid to show his face
Like everyone but Stormtroopers and the guy who needed a respirator to live
>often approaches his own enemies
When you're supposed to be a scary Sith lieutenant and your only weapon is a sword, you don't have much of a choice
>fights while bleeding out in freezing cold
He was hit by an energy weapon. He opened the wound when he punched himself. Not likely to be bleeding out until he got his hand cut off, at which point he was no longer shown.
>labeled a crybaby
Because he was having constant tantrums and looked like he was about to cry in every scene where his face was showing
User avatar #39 to #36 - ludislavonac (01/05/2016) [-]
> looses to an ex storm trooper traitor and an untrained force sensitive girl
> has childish/crybaby tamper tantrums
> has a hardon for Darth Vader - wears a ******* mask even though he doesn't really need it because he looks like a pussy
> Ren = pussy, confirmed
#64 to #39 - virtigo (01/05/2016) [-]
He lost to Ray because he was shot by Chewie, and if you didn't notice, that weapon was fairly destructive.
And Finn got his own ass handed to him.
#41 to #39 - trixcision (01/05/2016) [-]
>exactly how does he lose when he first burns his blade into his shoulder before slicing FN-2187's the traitor's back open?
>apparently getting mad and throwing a **** fit never happens to anyone so it must be childish. Implying none other villain has ever gotten mad and destroyed **** cause he was THAT pissed. Note that Kylo never killed anyone when he got angry. But Vader wouldn't know anything about that either would he Captain Ozzel Captain Needa Nearly killing Padmé in ROTS
>Vader is his rolemodel, one of the best Lords of the sith ever to exist in the galaxy and this guy's blood runs through kylo's veins. Of course he wants to step into his footsteps and finish what Vader started. That's a pretty good reason to be having a hardon. Wears the mask to look more intimidating which let's be honest works pretty well. He knows he will not look nearly as intimidating without it.
>Ren = New best villain confirmed
User avatar #43 to #39 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
He lost that lightsaber battle due to tanking a bowcaster shot, You seen that **** flip a stormtrooper and turn his spine into mush earlier in the movie so that's quite a feat in itself.
Also he was still pretty messed up even if he doesn't show it from Impaling the everliving **** out of his dad no homo and therefore wasn't fighting to his full potential.
User avatar #47 to #43 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
warcaster flipped stormtroopers close range. chewbacca no scoped kylo across the map.

and he was still a trained sith versus a girl who has never fought with a lightsaber, and a failure of a stormtrooper.


then again, i think the girl whatsomacallit should share some of the blame..she is a freaking mary sueish character (even tho i hate using that word...)
#77 to #47 - amen (01/05/2016) [-]
chewbacca no scoped kylo across the map
User avatar #48 to #47 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
He isn't fully trained yet as pointed out by snoke when he says it's time to complete his training also remember Ren wanted to try and recruit Rey and therefore on top of everything else was going easy on her.
There's also the fact that Rey is obviously pretty powerful with the force and an already trained fighter with a two handed staff so I'm sure at least some of those skills would transfer across.
#90 to #48 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Funny thing. Sith's training is "complete" when he kills his master and takes his place.
User avatar #49 to #48 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah he isnt fully trained. but even padawan anakin managed to fight better than he did againts much better opponents (dooku for instance) he literally got his ***** kicked by untrained girl and a stormtrooper.

and a staff is actually different from a sword..the skills dont transfer..also there is no indication she was even that skilled with the staff considering we never saw her use it and there is no indication she has combat experience what so ever. not to mention lightsabers are said to be even more intricate weapons than a sword, and it takes years of practice to even safely wield one.

and anakin was also powerful in the force. so powerful in fact, that had it not been for that incident with lava in mustafar, he could have become even more powerful than sidious. but again, untrained potential =/= training.
#55 to #49 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't like using other lore in the Star Wars universe for the movies, but really strong force users can 'commune' and use force abilities to increase their reflexes, reaction, speed etc.

I don't know if that is what they were going for, but at the end when Kylo was doing his "I can teach you" it seemed like she closed her eyes and let the force itself take a stronger hold in her. That coupled with how wounded he already was and most likely very mentally ****** up after killing his father, I was satisfied with how it ended. A lot of other **** annoyed the hell out of me in the movie though.

Take Naga Shadow for example, made a star go supernova using only the force.
User avatar #56 to #55 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
and force users like kylo (who already should have the potential to surpass snoke, otherwise snoke would never have bothered taking him as a student as per the rule of two) who actually have training should still be above it. after all they are able to increase their reflexes and reactionspeed far beyond that of a untrained one.

and naga also had more training. also im not exactly sure if he actually is able to do star level stuff....
#62 to #56 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Considering the fact that they are related, their potential would be the same. Kylo is bloody inexperienced though. Granted, more than Rey by a considerable amount, and yet he is still a novice with great potential himself and he was wounded physically, and perhaps mentally. Also no, the training doesn't just make you a superhuman all the time, it takes skill and concentration and it lasts for a short while - thus it is a combat ability that only strong force users can use in combat.

The rule of two. Meaning that there will only be one master and one apprentice, where the apprentice is supposed to always try and overcome the master, to grow stronger, and in doing so, makes sure the master stays strong(er). **** that there's only two sith in the entire galaxy at any given time, **** is so ******* stupid and utterly ridiculous.

Yes, of course he had more training - It's bloody naga Shadow. Point was that with just force alone he made a star go supernova once, during the great hypserspace war when he was 'defeated' and headed back to Korriban.
User avatar #65 to #62 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
wait...are we treating the mary is lukes/hans daughter thing seriously now? or was there some sort of informercial that i missed?? and kylo was still a jedi padawan with actual training enough to do such things as stop a blaster in mid air and extract information from peoples minds. not to mention lead a rebellion againts the jedis and kill them all. and yes, a jedi and a sith can use the force to bolster their movement,reaction speed and such all the times. its how they are able to react to blaster fire and such.

and the rule of two also states that the student must have the potential to become stronger than the master. thus ensuring that the sith will always be the strongest possible and continue growing stronger. compared to the old sith empire, where siths killed each other, making them weaker and weaker as potentially strong sith were more likely to be killed off by a gang attack of older siths.


and yes indeed. thats why its stupid to say a force sensitive with no training, is as good as a force sensitive with A LOT of training.,
#73 to #65 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I never said she was as good? Luke had a child of his own with someone else, obviously. Her reaction to touching his saber and that awakening her properly: 2+2 = 4. Put it together.

Are you daft.

I said given the situation and the fact that he didn't want to kill her but make her his apprentice, and that she used the force at the end made it a good result/conclusion of it.
Yes, they are able to react well - but they are not superhuman all the time, they need to use the force to jump higher, run faster and the like, and it is not limitless. That he is able to do something he was taught and trained to do is obvious - don't know why you're bringing that up. He didn't lead **** , he took orders, no one there respected him worth ******** , just threatened by what he could do.

There are different rule of two's, there are one ridiculous one where it's meant to be just two grand siths and no more. Then there is the one where there are several, but restricted to groups of two - one master, one apprentice. Sometimes the apprentice is sent to another master for a mission (making them 3 for one mission), sometimes two masters and their apprentices team up. But always just one master, one apprentice as you said, to avoid them killing each other all the time to grow stronger - and ultimately just making the sith empire weaker.

Making a star go supernova =/= being able to channel force to heighten your battle capabilities for a little bit. Come on now man. I'm out, you have a major ******* hard on for Kylo and for some reason hating on Rey, can't deal with people like this.
User avatar #74 to #73 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
still.just a theory. that does a lot of jumps. and in that case the whole comparison between the two is still null. so stop being daft.

kylo was a leader of his own order of knights, kylo is one of the higher ranking officers of the order, only one being at his level is the blond dude. and jedis and sith still have the innate force bolstering. otherwise, yet again THEY WOULDNT BE ABLE TO REACT TO THE FREAKING BLASTER FIRE.


the first one you talk of is the rule of two as set forth by bane revan and such. which is what the current sith are dealing, the one you speak of after that is the original one, which was destroyed because it was ineffective. stop being daft

....what? the whole conversation i have been talkign about how both of them are shoddily constructed....how freaking stupid are you anon???
User avatar #59 to #56 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
Dude snoke and Ren aren't sith.
User avatar #61 to #59 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
snoke is supposedly a sith master. hence why he has a sith pupil. whose name is john cena kylo ren.
#63 to #61 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
Well Snoke may be a sith lord but Kylo is part of the Knights of Ren which is more of a group thing rather than the rule of two, In the flashback when Rey touches the light saber you can see there is a whole group of dark user's standing around Kylo.
User avatar #66 to #63 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
BUT only one wields a lightsaber. aka, only one sith pupil. to a sith master (supposed)
User avatar #67 to #66 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see, we're probably both horribly wrong. My wild ass prediction is Rey and Kylo will do a 180 by the end of the trilogy and Rey will be evil mcwevil and Kylo will become the good ole Ben that we know and love.
User avatar #68 to #67 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
thats actually a refreshing idea... more of i think it will go down with kylo versus rey and luke versus snoke...or luke will most likely die...
User avatar #69 to #68 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
You're probably right but I think there's a chance they're going to try and top the I am your father by doing something radical or at least part of me hopes they do...

Maybe spintropper will turn out to have been Finn's father all along.
I can't remember did spintrooper die?
User avatar #71 to #69 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
pretty sure he got a blaster shot to the chest... and considering the whole thing so far has been a retelling of the original trilogy..im not sure. honestly i would love it if they tried to take more chances...and your idea is refreshing and interesting. im just sure they wont go that way however....it strays too far from the rules of conduit in movies.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah probably not. It would be pretty ******* cool though.
R.I.P TR-8R He died for our sins
User avatar #78 to #55 - timmywankenobi (01/05/2016) [-]
She used force battle meditation a very hard to learn skill that until this film could only be taught by Jedi masters to skilled Padawans after years of training.

Rey is a ******* Mary sue deal with it.
User avatar #97 to #78 - thegamegestapo (01/05/2016) [-]
It's not actually without precedent. In the EU novel "Champions of the Force", Jacen Solo used a lightsaber to fight off some dark side creatures under the control of the spirit of Exar Kun under the instruction of force ghost Luke he got better . Jacen was a child at the time.

Unfortunately JJ wiped that from canon so it's legitimacy is shaky at best.
User avatar #57 to #49 - ileikplanes (01/05/2016) [-]
Sure she's untrained but she's incredibly force sensitive if she was able to resist Ren's mind rape thing which would lead me to believe that was one of the major roles in how he was beaten alongside the whole Patricide thing and the wookie noscope. Aside from obviously the plot protection she has.

And sure a staff is different from a sword but I'd imagine someone with weapons training would be better at wielding a lightsaber than someone with none and I'm pretty sure she uses it when fighting the thugs off when Finn TRAITOR! first sees her. Could be wrong on that one though, Haven't seen it in a while.
#58 to #57 - angelious (01/05/2016) [-]
again. untrained potential =/= trained fighter. even anakin had the force sensitivity and potential to be stronger than sidious. but that doesnt mean little annie without any training was able to do anything other than yell yippii.

and that was something of a struggle. or a brawl. againts untrained thugs. again. im willing to admit that her mary sue radiation is more to be blamed than kylos sissyness. but him being beaten by mary still doesnt do any good to his already failing rep as a villain.
User avatar #106 to #47 - Philmark (01/05/2016) [-]
Rey is super Mary Sue-ish

Thats pretty much the only thing i didnt like about the film; everything comes waay to easy for her - mind trick? - lemme just try it out for the first time with no training.

She never generally seemed incompetent, or over her head, which is somewhat contrary to Luke, who initally was a complete moron, and was lucky to have Solo around. He later picked up the slack, and kicked major butt.

Rey just slipped into the heroine role, a little bit toooo eeeassy
User avatar #87 to #39 - fukkendragonite (01/05/2016) [-]
>looses to an traitor
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**crislaboy rolled image**I just realized something about this comic... those are the wrong stormtrooper helmets. The one in the comic is from the galactic empire when it should be the first order.
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#24 - creamgravy ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I guess you should call him
Crylo Ren
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#93 to #92 - creamgravy ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I guess this is just gonna be a sans dump thread now.
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#6 - rollingpicture (01/05/2016) [-]
When he gets it
User avatar #96 - cnlsanders (01/05/2016) [-]
Those are imperial stormtroopers not first order storm troopers
User avatar #102 to #96 - willindor (01/05/2016) [-]
Good thing they brought them back, those guys are way more loyal
#101 - veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
Dating? Nobody gon' date this uglyass ********** .
User avatar #98 - purdon (01/05/2016) [-]
He looks like a Revan ripoff with his mask on and hood up.
#80 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
anyone else think he will construct a Darth Vader costume for episode 8? He lost his helmet after star killer base was destroyed, I doubt he got it back. and now he has a reason to cover his face since ray wounded his face.
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