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IN COLLEGE MY JOB WAS TO GO AROUND
TO THE DORM BUILDINGS
AND CHANGE LIGHT BULBS
Basically my school _ "
assumed that the .
average undergrad
was incapable of
changing their own
lightbulbs and thus
paid me the princely
sum of . 75/ hour
to bear this burden
in their stead.
All told it was a pretty cool job.
They gave me a staff ID badge that essentially
let me go wherever and do whatever the ****
I wanted on campus.
THERE WERE SOME PRETTY
RAD PERKS
DINING HALL
AM you can
Eventually the kitchen and cleaning staff gave
me a nickname which filled me with an
inexplicable joy.
It was kind of like if I was on an airplane and
the pilot gave me wings and let me fly the
plane and called me "Cap' n."
BUT IT WASN' T ALL FUN
AND GAMES
Part of my job was changing the bulbs in
the dormitory bathrooms.
This meant that I would quite frequently be
working in the ladies room.
It was just awkward in general.
One day there was a report of a light
out in the bathroom of Holland Hall,
the dorm.
I knocked on the door and announced
my presence to make sure nobody was
in there before I got to work.
The light was in the ceiling,
right above one of the
stalls, so in order to
reach it I had to stand
on the toilet bowl.
AS I AM DOING THIS A GIRL
WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM
She had obviously just woken up.
I let her know I was fixing a light and
that I should be out in a minute.
WILL BE
semour “SECONDS
LIKE
So she goes in the stall right next to mine
and she just lays down the rudest dump
I have ever heard in my entire life
IT WAS INSANE
It was like Ragnarok
or a hydrogen bomb explosion
only louder and more destructive.
Like it probably smelled worse too.
Worse than millions of charred irradiated corpses.
THATIS NASTY
The combination of fear, awe and newfound
respect startled me into dropping my
screwdriver.
It rolled underneath the
divider and into the
still very active and
occupied stall next
door.
I' d like to say there was an uncomfortable
silence at this point but my neighbor
showed no sign of relenting her aural assault.
During a brief respite from the bowel barrage
she picked up the screwdriver and reached
under the divider to hand it back to me.
She didn' t say a word.
wtf
u.) At Ion last she flushed
the toilet and left the
bathroom.
SHE DID NOT WASH
HER HANDS
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#3 - coopdawg (07/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Obviously made up. 0/10. Women don't poop.
#10 - JustintheWaysian (07/09/2014) [+] (27 replies)
>state college job
>give details of job
>tell experience of someone ********
>they didn't wash hands
>...

Kind of entertaining and hardly interesting

inb4 "why so salty bro? You're supposed to be XDXDXD SO HILARIOUS OMG FUNNIEST **** I'VE EVERY SEEN LOLOLOLOL XD"
#33 - skysailor (07/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW People don't wash their hands.
#9 - sierramistfourteen (07/09/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Since I moved to mississippi, I am disgusted with the girls here   
I'll be washing my hands in the sink and every girl who finishes after me just touches up in the mirror (touching their face all over) and leaves   
MFW
Since I moved to mississippi, I am disgusted with the girls here
I'll be washing my hands in the sink and every girl who finishes after me just touches up in the mirror (touching their face all over) and leaves
MFW
User avatar #30 - ljxjlos (07/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Combining woman and toilets is the easiest way to get rid of your libido for quite a while.

I tend to go to quite many festivals. I´m a bit of a pussy what hygene is concerned, tho, so I wake up at 5 every morning (or whenever the showers open) to take a shower and go to one of the regularely cleaned toilet-wagons you have no idea how much better a real toilet feels on a festival if you haven´t tried it yet. It´s worth the money
Either way, one morning I woke up to early and the toilets weren´t open yet, but luckily they just cleaned out the portable toilets, so I decided to go on one of those, breaking my rules because well...they where just cleaning and the only person waiting to go there was a 9/10 chick.
Definitely noone to destroy a toilet in one go.

WRONG!

Seriously, the whole toilet was clean and empty beforehand, just a bit wet because they cleaned it completely with a garden hose...

When I tried to go in there I actually threw up in my mouth. I´ve been to a fish market in denmark and got lost, ending up in a small street where they just got rid of rotten leftovers. My grandpa is a hunter and I once had to help him carry away a rotten deer-carcass that was somehow ripped in two halfes. I´ve worked in a kindergarten for mentally handicapped and had to clean up after two kids decided to battle each other with their own poo. I´ve burned a hole in my hand, down to the bone and smelled it....all of those things didn´t smell half as bad as the massacre she left in there. I mean, I´m german, but even to me that holocaust was to gruesome. The ******* pile in there was as big as if she has a gangbang with the bloods and left her fatherless black septuplets lying in there...

...and the whole ******* nightmare was covered by only ONE ******* PIECE of toilet paper. One ******* piece.

Seriously, I can´t look at woman like before since that moment.

I´m a broken man.
User avatar #8 - wotlqq (07/09/2014) [-]
plot twist she is now your gf
#45 - slendermanvagina (07/10/2014) [-]
all of this occurred seconds before reports of a nuclear explosion centered around the megaton college began flooding that media.
#5 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I went out with a girl once who told me that girl's toilets at a university are beyond grim.
#12 to #5 - vorarephilia (07/09/2014) [-]
Worked as a janitor for about a year. While men's rooms have a way of staying at a certain level of uncleanliness compared to women's rooms. but when something goes bad in the women's, it goes baaaaaad.
Worked as a janitor for about a year. While men's rooms have a way of staying at a certain level of uncleanliness compared to women's rooms. but when something goes bad in the women's, it goes baaaaaad.

#47 - romeosdistress (07/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm calling 						********					 on this entire story. Women don't poop.
I'm calling ******** on this entire story. Women don't poop.
#56 to #47 - DiabloStrawhat (07/10/2014) [-]
I dated this one girl from two years, then I heard the sound of pooping coming from her bathroom. Naturally, I concluded that my girlfriend was secretly a man, and I left her.
#63 - RayIII (07/10/2014) [-]
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#35 - stringfingerable (07/09/2014) [-]
"It was like Ragnarok"
User avatar #24 - schmitty (07/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Being in the Army and now working at a bowling alley, I've cleaned LOTS of bathrooms. In my experience, female bathrooms are 100% of the time worse than the male's bathroom. I don't know why, but that's always the case. And everytime I see the female's bathroom and it's worse than the male's I'm surprised, and I don't know why.
#116 - shruika (07/10/2014) [-]
**shruika rolled image** what i do on campus
#64 - fourchinsbrah (07/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #77 - yordles (07/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't wanna sound like a dick but how did this get so much likes? It isn't funny. The artwork is pretty good, but the story is bland and it doesn't end with anything too laughable.
User avatar #93 to #77 - ronyx (07/10/2014) [-]
That is like, your opinion man.
#75 - bensho (07/10/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Holland Hall? gentleman of color, this Presto guy went to Pitt.

Hail to Pitt, **** Penn State
User avatar #70 - theseismictoss (07/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is how a lazy person would read this post.
"In college my job was to go around to the dorm buildings and change light bulbs."
"There were some pretty rad perks."
"But it wasn't all fun and games."
"As i am doing this a girl walks into the bathroom."
"It was insane."
"BBBRRRAAPP."
"She did not wash her hands."
#11 - rockergamer (07/09/2014) [-]
That's disgusting.

Got any more?
User avatar #17 - Mebeshe (07/09/2014) [-]
Women are disgusting. Men need to get the image of perfect, delicate flowers out of their heads.
User avatar #1 - lonized (07/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
, my creepy orange uncle ?
more like the light bulb man because this has to be oc and definitely not repost, right?
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