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Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was already on my way over as I saw it happening; mom was talking to some other female friend.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

It's a rather silly question, but it's easily one of the most common I'm asked by people who haven't spoken to me about being a lifeguard. Lots of people, doing lots of dumb things. It's usually just dragging them out of the water though. Typically people who can't swim.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

There are very clear and rather obvious signs to actual drowning. You flailing and splashing the water asking for help isn't drowning. This is usually done by a kid who wants to get the lifeguard in the pool. I'm personally adamant about not going in the water when patrons are at the pool. Kids like to play and involve anyone. The lifeguard is a target for that, just like anyone else.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

At least 3 times per season I will break up fights between patrons. More often than not they are just verbal arguments, not a fist fight. I have only broken up 2 physical fights. The cops that came 5 minutes later handled the rest.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

Another dumb question I get too often. To expand upon this, lifeguards must be certified. The certifications are rather universal and handled by Red Cross, or a place certified by Red Cross to do them. Part of the skills you need to prove is to swim 300 meters without stopping. Another is deep-water retrieval. How that is handled varies.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

It's a common sense rule, but I get asked it nonetheless. The smart people will mix it with juice or punch and sneak it in that way inside a plastic container so you can't smell it. If you get drunk and are obviously drunk, you get asked to leave.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

If you bring glass and drop it, it shatters and goes everywhere. The pool is always one of the places it goes. If it goes in the pool, you cannot see it, period. The real risk comes in when someone walking in the pool steps on the broken glass. I've had a situation where someone broke into the pool overnight for a swim/fun possibly others too, and I guess they broke a cup and some shards of glass were in the water that they didn't clean up (everything on the outside of the pool was fine). 2 hours into the day a teen sliced his foot open on broken glass and needed a bunch of stitches. Pool was closed for the day to boot.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

I explained it in the pic itself, but I'll expand a bit. A boy (8-10 years old) asked if he could do a flip off the edge of the pool, into the water. I told him rather bluntly and plainly "No."; no room for confusion. While my back was turned handling pool maintenance the boy ran (oh you b**ch) to the edge of the pool, attempted a flip, and the back-side of his head slapped off the side and split open. He bled quite a lot and needed stitches. This happened in early June, and I didn't see the boy again until the middle of August. The pool was closed for the day to boot, and I had to spend half an hour writing incident reports.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

The large orange/red tube (with Guard written on it in white) thing you see lifeguards carry around is actually just called a "Lifeguard tube". These are the most powerful tool a lifeguard has at their disposal when it comes to saving lives. They can hold anything above water that isn't freaking out with ease.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

Most accidents and injuries do happen from running. That's why those old people who can barely shuffle themselves around never get in trouble. But your brat children who bust in through the gate like they all just snorted 5 pounds of cocaine each, then proceed to run around and fall on the concrete, and then wonder what went wrong in life.


Lifeguard Job Comp. A woman who was not paying attention to her 2 year old let it walk straight into the large pool. It sunk like a stone to the floor. I was al

Unless we get word from a superior, you can do whatever you want in the rain just like you can when it's sunny. BUT. If there is thunder or lightning at any time, you leave. I've had people swim in total downpours, but there wasn't a bit of thunder or lightning so they could stay. I just sat under and umbrella and watched.

Swimming in the rain is actually quite fun, if you've never tried it I recommend it. It feels like the rain is warm water from a shower head, but everywhere. Just make sure you take a real shower after you go back inside, to avoid getting sick and to wash off the smell of chlorine.

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User avatar #1 - kaiyuni [OP](06/21/2015) [+] (31 replies)
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Since it's summer, I thought I'd share some things people may or may not know about lifeguards. As far as standard patrons are concerned, none of them know these things for some reason.

If you have a specific question you want to ask, reply to this sticky and I'll answer it as best I can for you; promise.

Admin please love me it's OC, I made it myself.
User avatar #99 - kaiyuni [OP](06/22/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Do you guys want a comp of stories? Rather than just generic info that may or may not have a story attached.
#22 - acksl (06/21/2015) [-]
Swimming in the rain is dope as ****
User avatar #89 to #22 - Zyklone (06/22/2015) [-]
try scuba diving in the rain
#97 to #89 - bigbuttjackson (06/22/2015) [-]
Person 1: Okay guys it's time to dive.
Person 2: But it's raining!
Person 3: Yeah but we're going UNDER the water so we won't feel it.
Person 1: Yeah Person 2, are you stupid?
Person 2's fw
User avatar #133 to #97 - Zyklone (06/22/2015) [-]
Or, you've been under for an hour and it started raining.
#36 to #22 - shadowgandalf (06/21/2015) [-]
I've tried swimming at the beach, during a blizzard. Now THAT is cash. Sad thing is, you can only do so for a few min :/
User avatar #51 to #22 - mattnn (06/21/2015) [-]
Its ******* great, also it tends to be a lot fewer guests when it rains, so you get to enjoy it pretty much in peace
#39 - Moosoulja ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
First time at a pool when i was 7, didn't know how to swim. Walking across the pool and get pushed in by random kid, panicking and flailing eventually find the side and start to try to grab the ledge from under the water and pull myself up. wonder why no one helped. coughing up water and laid there for a bit, as i walk to where i was going a lifeguard sitting on the top of his faggoty chair says to me "don't do that"
User avatar #127 to #39 - mattnn (06/22/2015) [-]
******* top kek, that sounds like one of us alright

sorry for the trauma mate, but we dont distinguish between the different kids doing bad **** , we just yell at them all, no care for who really did it.
#62 - matralith (06/21/2015) [-]
Best lifeguard
User avatar #72 to #62 - letting (06/21/2015) [-]
Man, he looks like the most stereotypical sorta-creepy uncle ever. His laugh is perfect.
User avatar #26 - theshinypen (06/21/2015) [-]
I was told by a boyscout about the glass thing. He said worse case scenario you breathe glass shards in when gasping for air
User avatar #108 to #26 - kaiyuni [OP](06/22/2015) [-]
Possible but unlikely. Glass sinks to the floor. You're far more likely to step on it, not breathe it in.

But yes, this can happen. I've never seen a case of it, ever.
#49 to #26 - berengar (06/21/2015) [-]
That is one of the most terrifying things I have ever heard.
#40 to #26 - TheHutchie (06/21/2015) [-]
That is absolutely terrifying.
#18 - nsfwviewerfav (06/21/2015) [-]
Current life guard here. I can confirm all this true.
Been a life guard for a year and 3 months now.

User avatar #31 to #18 - smokesalot (06/21/2015) [-]
Question: Is it difficult being so vigilant for your shift? It seems you cannot take your eye off the water and you always have too look out for any red flags. Follow up question, how long are your shifts?
#33 to #31 - nsfwviewerfav (06/21/2015) [-]
my shift is about 6 hours long sometimes I pull doubles which would be 14 hours plus 2 30 minute breaks. yeah it gets hard sometimes. when it is very busy and the pool is crowed it seems you stay more vigilant and aware of whats going on around you. but if there is like 6 people in the pool your mind tends to wonder. I find myself watching my water but not paying attention to it every once in awhile. Once you have been a life guard for so long even when your not paying attention red flags will always find there way to get your attention.
User avatar #65 to #18 - infinitereaper (06/21/2015) [-]
is it true that the deathguard are your sworn nemesis?
#19 to #18 - nsfwviewerfav (06/21/2015) [-]
story time

>be lifeguard
>first day on the job
>they put me in a low populated spot to get me started
> ***************** .jpeg
>2 hours into my shift watching my water like a boss
>Kid comes floating down the river face down
>not moving or showing sign of life at all
> ******** .pdf
>jump in the water like a badass life guard
>put my rescue tube behind his shoulders and roll him over
>He freaks out
>cock fag faked it to mess with me
>kicked him out of the place
>never seen him again
#20 to #19 - nsfwviewerfav (06/21/2015) [-]
1 more story
>be in a basketball pool
>water is only 3ft 6 inches
>see baby niglet on side of the pool
>couldnt be more than 2 foot tall
>no life jacket no niglet mom around.
>he stands on the edge of the pool
>he'snotdoinnothin
>Get the feeling he's gonna jump in
>goddamnitgonnagetwettoday
>Wait for him to jump in so i can rescue him because nothing happening that day
yeah so what. i was bored **** off
>kid drops swimmies to his ankles
>uses basket ball pool as toilet
>blow whistle and yell at him
>niglet mom comes outa nowhere and takes him away
>close pool
User avatar #50 to #20 - mattnn (06/21/2015) [-]
***** annoying, tho I dont think we would have closen the pool. Only when people **** in it we will take such meassures. the chlorine kills whatever pretty easily. Just imagine how many ******* piss in the pool that you dont know about.
#53 to #50 - nsfwviewerfav (06/21/2015) [-]
Yeah we usually only close the pool when people poop. But it was the fact he pissed in the pool infront of every one and i didn't want to promote pissing in the pool as nothing. Chlorine does kill it but if i was a guest in the pool i wouldnt want that if you know what i mean
User avatar #55 to #53 - mattnn (06/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean. As long they believe something is being done, they will be happy. Would probably done the same thinking about it. Pissy customers are the worst, snappy and bitchy as **** blaming your for all kind of ****
User avatar #37 to #19 - capnfappy (06/21/2015) [-]
Wow, that's basically on par with people making crank calls to the Emergency Services.
#74 - unoriginalaccount (06/21/2015) [-]
I never want to go to a public pool. Mostly because of all the little **** head kids. I ******* hate kids. They're like little drunk people, dumb and obnoxious.
Sorry for being salty but kids are my trigger
User avatar #95 to #74 - Zaxplab (06/22/2015) [-]
It's all fun and games until some cross-eyed fat little kid has diarrhea in the pool.
#17 - hotchcus (06/21/2015) [-]
I was a lifeguard when i was 16 and the amount of dumbass kids that showed up at my pool was unheavenly
#16 - Nutshell (06/21/2015) [-]
#83 - kingderps (06/22/2015) [-]
No you can't swim in the rain because the water in the pool can't understand why water is coming from and you reverse drown upwards.
User avatar #3 - ubercookieboy (06/21/2015) [-]
Have you ever dealt with someone who inhaled a load of water but coughed it up after, but refused medical attention?
User avatar #117 to #3 - mrsixinch (06/22/2015) [-]
Refer them to hospital for additional checks for secondary drowning risk and write it down in the incident report!
User avatar #11 to #3 - kaiyuni [OP](06/21/2015) [-]
That is one ******* specific question, like **** .

Um... actually, yes. The thing is though, if the people inhale a bunch of water, can still breathe, and even coughed it up; they're fine. The human body will handle the rest of it for them, and the lungs won't tolerate an excess of water inside. If they're breathing and conscious; having coughed up water they're basically fine.

I asked if they wanted anything anyway though; they declined saying they were alright. And they were right, they were back the next day and totally fine. Never had a problem.

The situation was they dove into the pool (deep end of course) and basically took a load of water. They fumbled out of the pool and the rest just happened naturally, I didn't even have to do anything.
User avatar #54 to #11 - mattnn (06/21/2015) [-]
Not completely true, if it is a child, they often wont manage to get the water of the lungs themselves and can die of secondary drowning. It is very vital for the parents to know that they have to keep an extra eye on their kid if it is suspected that chil had gotten water in their lungs somehow. It is rare, but still pretty serious, so we got pretty clear guidelines where I work about informing people about it
User avatar #14 to #11 - ubercookieboy (06/21/2015) [-]
Yeah but inhaling liquid could cause issue damage in the lungs, which causes liquid to leak in there after.

Secondary drowning
User avatar #21 to #14 - kaiyuni [OP](06/21/2015) [-]
That's not what secondary drowning is. Secondary drowning is when there is water still in the lungs and said water is preventing oxygenation of blood.

Your lungs will not tolerate an excess of water in the lungs, you'll likely cough it out until it's pretty much all out. Not that I've ever tried it, but I heard standing upside down and letting gravity do it's work can remove anything harmful in the lungs rather easily.
User avatar #38 - elsenortamatoe ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
Swimming in hail is great. they float on the top of the water, and it is like swimming through little cold cranberries
#81 - ratytang (06/22/2015) [-]
YOU CANT SWIM IN THE RAIN, YOU WILL GET WET
User avatar #93 - meganinja (06/22/2015) [-]
Is it true that you put ice cream on your nose?
User avatar #109 to #93 - kaiyuni [OP](06/22/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #106 - ButtonFly (06/22/2015) [-]
My little sister had to save a kid from drowning yesterday.
Apparently there was a father who was taking diving sticks, throwing them in the deep end of the pool and telling his five year old son to retrieve them. She told the father numerous times that if he had to stop or at least throw the sticks in the shallow end where his son will have an easier time with them. He ignored her and claimed that he was a lifeguard once so he knew what he was doing.
The kid, however, was not getting very much air. The kid went under and my sister noticed that the bubbles were no longer rising to the surface.
She dove into the pool, grabbed the kid who had lost consciousness and pulled him to the surface. He had a pulse but he wasn't breathing. She performed CPR and successfully got the kid to regain consciousness.
The ambulance was called and the father thanked her for saving his son.
#136 to #106 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
What a dumbass.
#75 - anon (06/21/2015) [-]
Once when I was at a public pool a guy was able to hold his breathe long as hell. I was like five and didn't understand how so I asked him. He convinced me that he was able to just breathe oxygen through water and then told me to try. Me being a kid, I trusted him and proceeded to get a **** ton of water in my lungs. The guy was a dick now that I think about it in hindsight. I hope he's dead.
User avatar #68 - doombunni (06/21/2015) [-]
I worked as a guard at a water park. I always yanked kids off the ride/out of the pool if they were splashing around and yelling that they were drowning. Not only was it annoying, but it was distracting as well and I could have possibly missed either someone who was actually drowning or a training doll we had to keep an eye out for all day. Lead guards would put on normal bathing suits and float around with the doll between their knees throughout the day. They'd drop it in the water, and if you didn't save it within 30 seconds, you were taken off the schedule and put through training all over again
User avatar #64 - nommonsterbaa (06/21/2015) [-]
Seeing this after starting my summer job as a lifeguard a month ago makes me extremely happy. Honestly the biggest issue is adults doing stupid **** that they should really know better than to do.
User avatar #119 - mrsixinch (06/22/2015) [-]
The stupidest **** I ever had to deal with as a lifeguard was this kid vomiting at poolside. Upon asking the mother for medical conditions, she said gluten intolerance, to which I asked "why was your son eating ******* bread just now?"
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