Life is too short to not kill people.. . Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win- win situation ts like being dead wit
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Life is too short to not kill people.

Sleeping is nice because
youre not actually dead and
youre not awake so its a win-
win situation
ts like being dead without the
commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
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Submitted: 03/03/2014
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#8 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (27 replies)
I like being asleep and dreaming because it's the only time I'm ever truly happy   
I'm in perfect health, I live in another world, and everyday is an adventure   
   
Every morning I wake up and think    
"Oh"   
"right"
I like being asleep and dreaming because it's the only time I'm ever truly happy
I'm in perfect health, I live in another world, and everyday is an adventure

Every morning I wake up and think
"Oh"
"right"
#12 - messerschmidto (03/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And when I'm lying in my bed,
I think about Life and I think about Death,
And neither one
Particularly
Appeals to me
User avatar #16 - brandolf (03/04/2014) [-]
why won't death just have me? I guess I've been deathzoned.
#27 - legomant (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, I hate sleep. I always feel like it's time wasted, and if I wasn't required to sleep, I most certainly wouldn't. It's not like I'm plagued with nightmares or anything, more that I just don't remember dreams, so it's 8 hours of nothing that I'd rather use doing other **** .
#44 - ButtonFly (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But you can't do this.
But you can't do this.
#9 - Utkezabanje (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"omg did you just" "IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE" "there's 2 types of people on this site"
#32 to #9 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes everyone hates those kind of comments.

But there isn't anything of sorts in this content and you are just being a ******* fag.
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#26 to #10 - xcoreyx (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah that was over a month ago and this is the internet so **** off
#1 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"wanna be friends?"
#5 to #2 - DrollHumor (03/03/2014) [-]
True form?   
Explain!
True form?
Explain!
User avatar #48 - lazypaul (03/04/2014) [-]
An every night stand.

I know I didn't make that up but OP cut it out of the original
#4 - mankey ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
You'd mess with his woman?
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind that
#74 - braintennant (03/06/2014) [-]
That was minblowing in its own right. Now we wait for a total science clown to **** it all up with some boring explanation about how sleep and death is different. KILL YOURSELF!!!
#65 - givememoarpony (03/04/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Anon Gets banned ** oh my sides, im dying
#63 - whamaclabam (03/04/2014) [-]
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#41 - GoldenLotus (03/04/2014) [-]
"An every night stand"   
   
^ The last reply to it
"An every night stand"

^ The last reply to it
#40 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
"Death with benefits". Sounds like something Wright would say in court.
"Death with benefits". Sounds like something Wright would say in court.
#13 - Ken M (03/04/2014) [-]
Dead is nice because it's like sleeping, but you don't have to wake up
User avatar #7 - castanicwolf (03/04/2014) [-]
i hate sleeping, i feel like its using time i could be using living instead of lying there motionless
User avatar #6 - wcpapier ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i think of sleeping as the closest to teleporting/timetravel i will ever experience, because when i am asleep in bed i wake up hours later like it is in mere seconds.
and in a car it is the same except i am in another location ( i dont drive ofc)
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