Life is too short to not kill people.. . Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win- win situation ts like being dead wit
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Life is too short to not kill people.

Sleeping is nice because
youre not actually dead and
youre not awake so its a win-
win situation
ts like being dead without the
commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
...
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Submitted: 03/03/2014
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#8 - infinitereaper (03/04/2014) [+] (27 replies)
I like being asleep and dreaming because it's the only time I'm ever truly happy   
I'm in perfect health, I live in another world, and everyday is an adventure   
   
Every morning I wake up and think    
"Oh"   
"right"
I like being asleep and dreaming because it's the only time I'm ever truly happy
I'm in perfect health, I live in another world, and everyday is an adventure

Every morning I wake up and think
"Oh"
"right"
#12 - messerschmidto ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
And when I'm lying in my bed,
I think about Life and I think about Death,
And neither one
Particularly
Appeals to me
User avatar #16 - brandolf ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
why won't death just have me? I guess I've been deathzoned.
#27 - legomant ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, I hate sleep. I always feel like it's time wasted, and if I wasn't required to sleep, I most certainly wouldn't. It's not like I'm plagued with nightmares or anything, more that I just don't remember dreams, so it's 8 hours of nothing that I'd rather use doing other **** .
#44 - ButtonFly (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But you can't do this.
But you can't do this.
#9 - Utkezabanje (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"omg did you just" "IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE" "there's 2 types of people on this site"
#32 to #9 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes everyone hates those kind of comments.

But there isn't anything of sorts in this content and you are just being a ******* fag.
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#10 - tyronewatermelon has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#26 to #10 - xcoreyx (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah that was over a month ago and this is the internet so **** off
#1 - burdenedsoul (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"wanna be friends?"
#5 to #2 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
True form?   
Explain!
True form?
Explain!
User avatar #48 - lazypaul (03/04/2014) [-]
An every night stand.

I know I didn't make that up but OP cut it out of the original
#4 - mankey (03/03/2014) [-]
You'd mess with his woman?
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind that
#74 - braintennant (03/06/2014) [-]
That was minblowing in its own right. Now we wait for a total science clown to **** it all up with some boring explanation about how sleep and death is different. KILL YOURSELF!!!
#65 - givememoarpony (03/04/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Anon Gets banned ** oh my sides, im dying
#40 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
"Death with benefits". Sounds like something Wright would say in court.
"Death with benefits". Sounds like something Wright would say in court.
#39 - sedativechunk (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #849171 at Friendly ** mfw I meet the girl of my dreams, have a good job, have a perfect life with everything I want, and then wake up to another 						******					 day of reality with three feet of snow outside the window, go and work for 						****					 pay, get pissed off at college everyday, and then finish wasting away my excuse for a life playing LoL being forever stuck in bronze league until I get pissed off at losing, surf the FJ, the 						****					 section, and then go to bed to repeat the process over
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #849171 at Friendly ** mfw I meet the girl of my dreams, have a good job, have a perfect life with everything I want, and then wake up to another ****** day of reality with three feet of snow outside the window, go and work for **** pay, get pissed off at college everyday, and then finish wasting away my excuse for a life playing LoL being forever stuck in bronze league until I get pissed off at losing, surf the FJ, the **** section, and then go to bed to repeat the process over
User avatar #33 - ohhh (03/04/2014) [-]
Then me and death have a very abusive relationship.
User avatar #24 - BeaverBalls (03/04/2014) [-]
When I sleep I dont have anything to worry about. All my flaws and worries no longer matter when im asleep. All that is on my mind when im asleep is silent darkness, so peaceful.
#13 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
Dead is nice because it's like sleeping, but you don't have to wake up
User avatar #7 - castanicwolf (03/04/2014) [-]
i hate sleeping, i feel like its using time i could be using living instead of lying there motionless
User avatar #6 - wcpapier ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i think of sleeping as the closest to teleporting/timetravel i will ever experience, because when i am asleep in bed i wake up hours later like it is in mere seconds.
and in a car it is the same except i am in another location ( i dont drive ofc)
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