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Life explained. Wanted to share. Not mine. God created the dag and said: Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. Fo

Wanted to share. Not mine

God created the dag and said:
Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years.‘
The dog said: 'That' s a long time to be barking. How about
only ten years and I' ll give you back the other ten?'
Sty God agreed,
Then God created the monkey and said:
Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
I' ll give you a life span,'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?'
And Gad agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support:
the farmer' s family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years.‘
The cow said: 'Thais kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I' ll give back
the other forty?'
And Gad agreed again,
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life, For this, I' ll
give you twenty years,'
But the human said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
tokay/ said God, ‘you asked for it.'
So that is why for- our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next Forty years we slave in
the sun to support our fa mint. For the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren” And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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User avatar #7 - lucianolp (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh **** guys! Christianity! Let's not enjoy the cool cute story and bitch about other peoples ideas!
#21 - sirham (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I love it when the entire comment section is pictures about an "incoming 			*********		", and then there's not a single person in the comments complaining about the post.   
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I love it when the entire comment section is pictures about an "incoming ********* ", and then there's not a single person in the comments complaining about the post.
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#38 - thisguyionceknew (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wow life isn't that simple you uneducated **** nugget

There's layers upon layers of complexities you wouldn't even understand

Stop acting like an armchair philosopher and just ******* enjoy life
#40 to #38 - sirfiiddlesticks (12/02/2013) [-]
Layers, you say?
#2 - drakaththeundead (12/01/2013) [-]
Its coming!!
#16 - knitey (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Can't we just enjoy a fun little story sometimes instead of going ******* ?

I'm not a believer myself, but I can still enjoy stories like these. It's not like when you watch The Hobbit, you stand up and say "that's not scientifically correct".

inb4redthumbs
#10 - justakewldewd (12/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'm not religious, but on a story-telling level I found this very well-thought out with a good kicker at the end. Ten points to the creator.
#22 - notwhothefkisanon (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sooo. first theres a farmer, but then humans are created?
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#49 - klavi (12/02/2013) [-]
All the comments are like "All the posts are like: "Aw **** man, incoming ********* " but then no one is arguing"

Getting pretty meta
#6 - fuckingkeelin (12/02/2013) [-]
I liked it
I liked it
User avatar #9 - kuraithevision (12/02/2013) [-]
So does this mean the people that die at 20 got lucky?
#19 - drfaust (12/02/2013) [-]
All of the comments are like "Oh **** here comes the flame war" even though there's not a single person who's said anything about religion (minus the trolls)
#4 - redteamgriff (12/02/2013) [-]
OP when the flame war starts
#42 - monsterderp (12/02/2013) [-]
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#20 - taurusguy ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
So what you are saying is, the longer you live the bigger asshole you are? Taking everybody's leftover years. When someone lives to be 100 someone else who should be living to 50 lives to 30?
#50 - fefe (12/02/2013) [-]
Stupid Pagans.

Do you guys ever run out of **** or is there an abyss of it inside of you.
#47 - Penn (12/02/2013) [-]
All the comments are "Beware. Prepare for ********* ."

Where's the ********* ?!
User avatar #44 - djjeroenski (12/02/2013) [-]
this explains a lot
#41 - fefe (12/02/2013) [-]
Anyone have that long story about how you had to live every life that ever existed and then you'd become God? Also I think there was a picture of planets besides a cracked egg at the end (if it helps). Would be much appreciated.
#37 - negette (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Implying god even exists   
   
It's 2013 guys, why are we still posting stuff like this?
Implying god even exists

It's 2013 guys, why are we still posting stuff like this?
#46 to #37 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/02/2013) [-]
Spotted the troll
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