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#24 - kingdaniel ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I made this.... Oh god..
User avatar #32 to #24 - alfonshister (02/08/2015) [-]
Can you put him behind a computer like in many other pics?
im sure many are gonna prefer it that way!
#34 to #32 - kingdaniel ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
inb4 you're never gonna use it.
#35 to #34 - alfonshister (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh no

who on earth would do that?
#141 to #24 - victorsin (02/09/2015) [-]
All I saw was Ao Oni.
User avatar #25 to #24 - DarkLogic (02/08/2015) [-]
you're perfect
#27 to #25 - exterreno (02/08/2015) [-]
No he's not
User avatar #33 to #27 - kingdaniel ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little bitch?
#55 to #24 - pollepolle (02/08/2015) [-]
now with  			******		  animation
now with ****** animation
#77 to #55 - dasbrot ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #125 to #77 - obnoxygen (02/08/2015) [-]
I need sauce
User avatar #138 to #125 - dasbrot ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Hell.
User avatar #131 to #125 - PadreRasta (02/09/2015) [-]
I think it's some Chuck E. Cheese animatronics. Not sure about exact source.
User avatar #72 to #55 - ragnarfag (02/08/2015) [-]
*creepy
User avatar #62 to #55 - kingdaniel ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Omg
#37 - noschool (02/08/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#45 to #37 - vvthegreats (02/08/2015) [-]
It's funny because cooking is chemistry.
User avatar #6 - theworstlurker (02/08/2015) [-]
Cooking is hard. I put cereal into the bowl, pour in the milk, and it goes up in flames.
User avatar #74 to #6 - lijok (02/08/2015) [-]
You have 52 thumbs on this comment.
And you're at 0.
People here really have mixed opinions on things
User avatar #36 to #6 - steppenwolfvg (02/08/2015) [-]
Try pouring milk before cereal.
#38 to #36 - antizan ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You should be arrested
#39 to #38 - steppenwolfvg (02/08/2015) [-]
I Used incognito mode
#133 to #38 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
What's the big deal?
User avatar #49 to #36 - captainrattrap (02/08/2015) [-]
Burn burn burn!!!
User avatar #71 to #6 - krizz (02/08/2015) [-]
OH NO HE SAID SOMETHING SOMEONE HAS SAID BEFORE

IT COULDNEVER BE FUNNY THIS WAY
#9 to #6 - include (02/08/2015) [-]
Have the gif
Have the gif
#79 to #9 - lordmoldywart (02/08/2015) [-]
Or take the better gif, with Homer's frown at the end.
Or take the better gif, with Homer's frown at the end.
#140 to #79 - randaxkull (02/09/2015) [-]
Or have the non-Simpsons jpg version.
User avatar #104 to #79 - ibowtobacon (02/08/2015) [-]
you forgot to include the episode and season, seewhatididthere?
User avatar #94 to #79 - spyisspy (02/08/2015) [-]
simpsonsepisodeexplain
User avatar #10 to #9 - theworstlurker (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #2 - ubercookieboy (02/08/2015) [-]
I put milk in a pan full of boiling water and poured egg whites into my cereal bowl.

Good old hangovers...
#3 to #2 - ThekidsTEN (02/08/2015) [-]
if that cures it, good job. My last one I woke up next to the gf at her place, my car got hit by something, and my dick burned. fun night
User avatar #16 to #2 - anonefgthree (02/08/2015) [-]
Once when I was like 10 I added milk to my bowl of mac and cheese
User avatar #29 to #2 - alcatronz (02/08/2015) [-]
Eat the whole egg, you pussy
#5 to #2 - megathen (02/08/2015) [-]
I forgot to add water to microwave noodles.
#12 to #5 - chris chris (02/08/2015) [-]
i constantly forget to add ice and coke to my whiskey
#21 to #12 - lotengo ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
When i was a kid my crush gave me a little chocolate egg.
I watched her walk away staring at her cute hair and ass.
I put the thing in my mouth before removing the wrapper.
#19 to #12 - angryninja (02/08/2015) [-]
now that is adult
#69 - sayonarazetsubou (02/08/2015) [-]
>Be me
>Mom and her boyfriend are out camping for the weekend
>Buy me groceries for the several days I have alone
>Get poptarts
>In the morning, pop 'em in the toaster
>The toasters ****** , and they didn't tell me
>Never popped back up, still toasting
>They catch on fire
>Panic attack
>Unplug toaster
>As if sent by the gods, full glass of water on the counter
>Douse that ****
>Fire alarms going off
>Get the smoke out, reset alarms

Don't trust me with cooking, folks. I'll almost burn your house down.
User avatar #88 to #69 - darthblam (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's not really your fault that **** was broken.

At least you had enough sense to unplug the toaster before throwing water on it..
User avatar #93 to #88 - sayonarazetsubou (02/08/2015) [-]
I was actually surprised I managed to do that in my state of panic.
#8 - boomerpyro (02/08/2015) [-]
if you peel the banana and cover it in a vanilla/sugar batter then you have a good dessert, i learned this in the boy scouts
if you peel the banana and cover it in a vanilla/sugar batter then you have a good dessert, i learned this in the boy scouts
#13 to #8 - motherfuckingkenji (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh god the countless hours wasted on /f/ are coming back to haunt me; I can hear that dubstep.
Oh god the countless hours wasted on /f/ are coming back to haunt me; I can hear that dubstep.
User avatar #54 to #8 - muffincannibal (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh they boyscouts do love little bananas
#11 to #8 - mymommasallama (02/08/2015) [-]
i learned something similar as a youngster at a summer camp. get some foil, put a nanner in the middle, then cover it with chocolate and mini marshmallows,  wrap it up and slap it on the grill. then BOOM. diabeetus.
i learned something similar as a youngster at a summer camp. get some foil, put a nanner in the middle, then cover it with chocolate and mini marshmallows, wrap it up and slap it on the grill. then BOOM. diabeetus.
#127 to #11 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
I also recommend slicing the banana down the middle for extra efficiency. And adding peanut butter.

Nostalgia in a nanner.
#1 - beastkenten (02/08/2015) [-]
This is a very..different drawing style for faces.
#17 - glabellanutella (02/08/2015) [-]
A lot of banana related posts on FunnyJunk today.
#22 to #17 - butwhynot (02/08/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk understands the importance of potassium. This pleases me.
#73 to #17 - cactaur (02/08/2015) [-]
and if I was clever/witty, I would take advantage of every single one of them.
#53 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
these are a thing though.

except without the peel
#128 - josieabby (02/08/2015) [-]
I cook pretty well unless I'm trying to impress someone.   
Then it goes more like this.
I cook pretty well unless I'm trying to impress someone.
Then it goes more like this.
#7 - include (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes
#18 - captnnorway (02/08/2015) [-]
but grilled bananas are a thing
User avatar #46 to #18 - benjaminbutton (02/08/2015) [-]
Looks more like a plantain, they tend to be diced and cooked in a pan. My roommate does it all the time.
User avatar #23 to #18 - mutzaki (02/08/2015) [-]
Frying pan, not cut in half, placed curved upwards.
User avatar #47 - casval (02/08/2015) [-]
I never understood how young adults can be so incompetent about cooking/eating. I freaking learned how to cook when I was a kid because I got tired of waiting for other people to cook for me. What the hell, did someone seriously cook every single meal you ever made until you moved out of the house?
User avatar #50 to #47 - gmarrox (02/08/2015) [-]
Nobody cooked for me I grew up eating canned food because we never kept any other ingredients besides bread in the house.
User avatar #51 to #50 - casval (02/08/2015) [-]
Weird. I grew up eating fresh fruits and vegetables, legumes, a variety of grains, healthy cereal, milk, and pizza.

Are you like, a welfare kid or something?
User avatar #64 to #51 - kevinator (02/08/2015) [-]
and that is speaking rich people food.
User avatar #66 to #64 - casval (02/08/2015) [-]
Mom always made sure I had plenty to eat when I was a kid so I wouldn't be stunted.

That isn't to say my nutrition hasn't suffered after I lost my job. Been eating canned **** and hitting up the food banks for 6 months until I was finally able to find employment again. I know what it is to be hungry.
User avatar #67 to #66 - kevinator (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't think there isn't a day where I don't eat atleast one canned meal :/ Healthy food is WAY too expensive.
User avatar #52 to #51 - gmarrox (02/08/2015) [-]
I was, yes.
User avatar #81 to #47 - gabonicagracy (02/08/2015) [-]
For me no but my family is the ready made dinner and frozen dinner folks. I never learned how to actually cook meals until I started buying my own food because ingredients were never kept in my house.
#56 to #47 - thearcher (02/08/2015) [-]
Because most young adults and students don't actually start to cook until they move away into their own places and/or student accommodation - I'm lucky because I was first told to cook 1 meal a week by my parents when I was 14 so cooking for me isn't a problem. But some of the people I know really are hopeless
User avatar #57 to #56 - lucky ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
No, I'm lucky.
#58 to #57 - thearcher (02/08/2015) [-]
I....Genuinely wasn't expecting that....
#59 to #58 - lucky ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
How about this
How about this
User avatar #78 to #57 - hopporto (02/08/2015) [-]
how many times do you get mentioned in a day?
User avatar #90 to #78 - lucky ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
A lot
#48 - whally (02/08/2015) [-]
Pancakes, as it turns out, are not made with pancake mix.
#61 to #48 - theycallmesatan (02/08/2015) [-]
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**theycallmesatan rolled image** mcburd is this how you cook
User avatar #68 to #61 - ragingposer (02/08/2015) [-]
Thumbed for semi relevance.
#113 to #68 - theycallmesatan (02/08/2015) [-]
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#76 - snoopicus (02/08/2015) [-]
Sometimes I feel like I'm one of the only people here who not only know how to cook, but enjoy it.
User avatar #85 to #76 - heartlessrobot (02/08/2015) [-]
I can cook basic **** .
Stir fry, soup, toast, burgers, etc.
#44 - dashgamer (02/08/2015) [-]
One time I put pot stickers on the stove and went to play videogames while the water boiled... I completely forgot about them and pew pew'd at Russians for four hours before I realized that the food had been cooking the entire time.
The water had all boiled away and the stickers were just black smears in the pot.
#14 - I Am Monkey (02/08/2015) [-]
I gave my friend from the ghetto an Instant Lunch to microwave. Apparently he'd never heard of them before, because he thought it was literally just "instant lunch". He stuck it in the microwave plastic wrapping and all and smoked out the entire house with plastic fumes. He was 23.
I gave my friend from the ghetto an Instant Lunch to microwave. Apparently he'd never heard of them before, because he thought it was literally just "instant lunch". He stuck it in the microwave plastic wrapping and all and smoked out the entire house with plastic fumes. He was 23.
User avatar #124 - greasypanda (02/08/2015) [-]
Only if you have autism.
User avatar #115 - ribocoon (02/08/2015) [-]
I may not be able to cook
Or know anything about money
But every morning on my way to college I drive by my highschool
And laugh a little inside
Because those poor ***** had to get of at 6:00 AM
#111 - imsugoi (02/08/2015) [-]
"Life"
"Life"
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