When i was a kid my crush gave me a little chocolate egg.
I watched her walk away staring at her cute hair and ass.
I put the thing in my mouth before removing the wrapper.
>Be me
>Mom and her boyfriend are out camping for the weekend
>Buy me groceries for the several days I have alone
>Get poptarts
>In the morning, pop 'em in the toaster
>The toasters ****** , and they didn't tell me
>Never popped back up, still toasting
>They catch on fire
>Panic attack
>Unplug toaster
>As if sent by the gods, full glass of water on the counter
>Douse that ****
>Fire alarms going off
>Get the smoke out, reset alarms
Don't trust me with cooking, folks. I'll almost burn your house down.
i learned something similar as a youngster at a summer camp. get some foil, put a nanner in the middle, then cover it with chocolate and mini marshmallows, wrap it up and slap it on the grill. then BOOM. diabeetus.
I never understood how young adults can be so incompetent about cooking/eating. I freaking learned how to cook when I was a kid because I got tired of waiting for other people to cook for me. What the hell, did someone seriously cook every single meal you ever made until you moved out of the house?
Mom always made sure I had plenty to eat when I was a kid so I wouldn't be stunted.
That isn't to say my nutrition hasn't suffered after I lost my job. Been eating canned **** and hitting up the food banks for 6 months until I was finally able to find employment again. I know what it is to be hungry.
For me no but my family is the ready made dinner and frozen dinner folks. I never learned how to actually cook meals until I started buying my own food because ingredients were never kept in my house.
Because most young adults and students don't actually start to cook until they move away into their own places and/or student accommodation - I'm lucky because I was first told to cook 1 meal a week by my parents when I was 14 so cooking for me isn't a problem. But some of the people I know really are hopeless
One time I put pot stickers on the stove and went to play videogames while the water boiled... I completely forgot about them and pew pew'd at Russians for four hours before I realized that the food had been cooking the entire time.
The water had all boiled away and the stickers were just black smears in the pot.
I gave my friend from the ghetto an Instant Lunch to microwave. Apparently he'd never heard of them before, because he thought it was literally just "instant lunch". He stuck it in the microwave plastic wrapping and all and smoked out the entire house with plastic fumes. He was 23.
I may not be able to cook
Or know anything about money
But every morning on my way to college I drive by my highschool
And laugh a little inside
Because those poor ***** had to get of at 6:00 AM