Life Saver. . This could save a mans life... This story pasted by a guy en Hedda really amazed me. Basically he was in his ens day and mend his ex girlfriends p
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Life Saver

This could save a mans life...
This story pasted by a guy en Hedda really amazed me.
Basically he was in his ens day and mend his
ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of a laugh he
decided pee en it. To his utter shock and surprise, the
results came up with 2 lines as per the image mew.
This as we all knew basically means he is pregnant
right? Well obiviously he is not pregnant but he thought it
was really funny anyway, He took to Reddit where he
posted the picture. In the comments sameone said "it
this is true, yen shame check yourself for testicular
cancer" and that he needed to get to his GP as seen as
passible- It was may this chain of events happened as
when his GP checked him over, it turned out that he had
testicular cancer. He was fortunate enough to catch it in
the early stages. Se what is going on here? well the
pregnancy test is actually for samething called
Human HUG - This is produced in
the placenta of a woman and is thus a good test
pregnancy. it turns eat that HOE is also produced hymen
who suffer from testicular cancer.
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Submitted: 03/02/2014
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User avatar #2 - greatgatsby (03/02/2014) [+] (49 replies)
Amazing, a test that can detect two things that can ruin a man's life...
#1 - roosterking (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
well he must have really feminine hands then
User avatar #4 - komandantmirkoo (03/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
so babies=cancer? seems about right.
User avatar #6 - techjoker (03/02/2014) [-]
Well let's not forget that he might actually be pregnant
#13 - shmitty (03/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
So basically the early stages of growth in the womb is technically cancer?
#9 - junkadunk (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Please be careful, even if the test is negative you could still have testicular cancer, You should get yourself checked every 6 months or so. Be responsible FJ
#51 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Moral of the story: Never again hesitate to pee on anything and everything because not only does it mark your territory but it could potentially save your life as well. Or more importantly, save your balls.    
   
Thanks OP
Moral of the story: Never again hesitate to pee on anything and everything because not only does it mark your territory but it could potentially save your life as well. Or more importantly, save your balls.

Thanks OP
#71 - apollyonyagami (03/03/2014) [-]
this sentence describe my life so well.
User avatar #8 - itrinx ONLINE (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Admit it, you just want me to pee on a birth control test and believe i have cancer. Internet saying i have cancer. Basic.
#48 - puzekatt (03/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
or was it just testicular cancer?
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#78 - zombiepipboy (03/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Favorited for when i find a lump on my balls
Favorited for when i find a lump on my balls
#65 - roflswag **User deleted account** (03/03/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Like this? Just took one, I don't have testicular cancer though. If you drink incredibly heavily, that can also produce false positives for males.

The night before I pissed on this; I drank a bottle of jack, 8 mickey's malt liquors, 5 miller black crowns, a bottle of Jameson, and half a bottle of watermelon shnapps (which made me puke my brains out.)
User avatar #70 to #67 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
When I left the Navy my liver was ****** from years of healthy drinking. My last blood test showed a full recovery though, so guess who has a wine headache tonight?

My date after I clubbed her over the head with a wine bottle, raped her, then killed and ate her- not in that order.
User avatar #35 - gunthar (03/03/2014) [-]
Thank you for reposting it so more men can see this.
User avatar #53 - mrgoodlove (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't see the problem, it says he's not not pregnant
User avatar #58 to #57 - trollypollyz ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
"pregnant with cancer"
#107 - oax (03/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - mrturferpop (03/03/2014) [-]
Looks like there's two uses, if I'm ever suspicious or worried I can use one of these.
User avatar #7 - coneheadohone (03/02/2014) [-]
nice nails bro
User avatar #3 - klina (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How legit is this on a scale of one to ten? I should check myself for test. cancer but I'm too lazy to schedule an appointment with my doctor, then I'd need to get a referral appointment with an urologist and ****** just gonna take too long.
#5 to #3 - lethaldose (03/02/2014) [-]
www.hoax-slayer.com/male-pregnancy-test-testicular-cancer.shtml

due to this, sensitivity and specificity of the test will be pretty poor .... :

"According to the American Cancer Society, the problem is that only a small minority of men with testicular cancer will have high enough levels of the hormone to be detected by a home pregnancy test. Therefore, a man could still have testicular cancer even if a pregnancy test provided a negative result. And, some non-cancerous conditions can also give positive results for Beta-HCG."

if you realy want to scale legitimnes of the story, my personal guess is 3/10, but the legitimnes of the test is not higher than 1*10^-5/10...
User avatar #86 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
from suffereing from painfull calcium build up in my ball bag, I have developed small sized "balls" ranging from the size of a pea to just about the size of a marble, my doctor says it's not cancer, as I have had them from a very young age, and they won't do anything about it, now that im in my twenties. so If I ever get scared, I now know to piss on a prego stick.
User avatar #45 - ellwood ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
moral of the story: Pregnancy tests double as an effective test for testicular cancer. got'cha
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