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User avatar #5 - flemsdfer ONLINE (04/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Cold temps will kill your batteries, not improve them. Store them at room temp like you'd always do.
#20 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (04/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i fry my bacon for about 20 sec on each side on low heat, soft bacon best bacon
#9 - stegosaurusrah (04/12/2014) [-]
about #130   
when i was a kid my parents wrote a letter to this toy company because we'd ordered some 			****		 from a catalog and something was missing. a few weeks later we recieve a box FULL OF THOSE TOYS!!! it was even a fairly large box. best day ever
about #130
when i was a kid my parents wrote a letter to this toy company because we'd ordered some **** from a catalog and something was missing. a few weeks later we recieve a box FULL OF THOSE TOYS!!! it was even a fairly large box. best day ever
#37 - creepyeevee (04/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Do you have any questions"
"Yes, is there anything on my application that concerns you?"
"No... Should there be?"
User avatar #43 to #42 - creepyeevee (04/13/2014) [-]
If you say so, but I was pretty much taught that employers can be very quick to judge,and not hire you over the smallest thing, (i.e. proper clothes, eye contact, how firm your handshake is) I probably am being paranoid, since those are normally small things. But hey, at least i'd be pretty good at interviews.
User avatar #16 - moribus (04/13/2014) [-]
But who will absorb **** out of your phone?
#15 - carbohydrates ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Perfect bacon? Perfection is relative to personal taste.
Thick-cut hickory smoked bacon, cooked in a cast iron pan; that's my preference.
Although, thin turkey bacon, in a non-stick pan... Fry it, then caramelize it with your favorite bbq sauce.
Pop it on some toast, with onion slices. Makes a damn good sandwich.
Can put a fried egg in the sandwich as well. Breakfast: done.
I think the next thing I'll try is dicing the bacon, and cooking it in my wok, should be interesting... Make it teriyaki flavored perhaps?
Easy yakisoba/teriyaki sauce: 2tbs Hoisin sauce, 1tbs Oyster sauce, 1tsp Soy sauce, dash of Fish sauce and sesame oil. Mix well before adding (duh).
User avatar #10 - PenguinsOfMars (04/13/2014) [-]
Read the first one... Perfect bacon isn't made in the oven its fried on the stove. If the post is that wrong about this first one the rest can't be right.
#3 - Orc (04/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
**Orc rolled image** just my personal opinion on these since you guys asked

1. Bacon isn't tasty to me anyway, but "perfectly" is your opinion
2. I'm pretty sure it can fry your phone before then. I may be wrong, though.
3. That's a dick thing to do. That's his job, and some of them get paid on commission.
4. I don't use batteries enough to think, "I better put these in a freezer." So, I can't comment.
5. It would take you nearly as long to type "youtubeskip" in and let it load as it would to just watch the advertisement.
6. I highly doubt that truly works. It's like the "hold your breath until you stop hiccupping" thing. It only worked half the time.
7. But then you can't be a lazy **** and sit at home
8. Or put it in the bank and get some ******* interest, you dumb **** .
9. that's a good one.
10. But how will you keep updated?
11. That's cool.
12. Some places don't have a store card.
13. Is that true? I don't have a lot of zits, but when I get them, I get 2-4 at a time. It'd be nice to know.
14. Most of Wikipedia's content is irrelevant.
15. How can you put shoes on once you have 3 pairs of socks if you couldn't get them on without them?
16. I've never tried it. It sounds retarded, but it also sounds like something that might work.
17. That's kind of common sense, but sometimes you have to.
18. I highly doubt that. They're not about losing money.
19. Pandora is ****** . I don't care what you say.
20. TFW no gf
21. Alcohol is nasty anyway to be honest. If you ask anyone about it, they always say, "You have to get used to the taste." That means no one liked it at first. Why keep doing it? ******* idiots.
User avatar #36 - robotekk ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
For all you morons who disagree with the telemarketer thing: if they willingly accepted a job that obviously annoys people, they deserve neither pity nor mercy. "Oh but dey haz teh eats somehows its just der job dun blame dem fer it" argument sounds like what a nazi supporter would say.
User avatar #35 - teratorn (04/13/2014) [-]
#147 is very cruel and rude,those people doesnt want to call you either. They do it for money to pay their bills and take care of their family. You can just say no thanks at the start,its win-win for both sides.
#34 - angelusprimus ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Because, god forbids, you read few more words and learn a bit.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick we are really headed for the Idiocracy...
#33 - epicscorpion ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]

Don't be a dick if **** didn't actually happen to you.
User avatar #31 - vikingesnumerouno (04/13/2014) [-]
now I dont care to point out all of them but know that #132 is wrong.
it doesnt matter as long as you breathe in rhytm and inhale or exhale once every two steps or once every three steps, also take short and shallow breaths.

You get more oxygen if you breathe from the belly and not the chest.
User avatar #22 - drzix (04/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I find the best way to cure hiccups is to inhale as much as possible and hold it for 12 seconds. Has never let me down before
#21 - montybalboa (04/13/2014) [-]
The best way to cure hiccups is to fill your lungs with air, it pushes the diaphragm out.

You need to breathe in as deeply as possible, swallow the air in your mouth, then breathe in deeply again, repeat until you cant hold anymore air, then hold that position for as long as possible.

100% of the time, works every time.
#1 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't do the telemarketer one, they're just trying to do their jobs. Just tell them you aren't interested and hang up.
#6 - rabbitturd (04/12/2014) [-]
uggggggh..... TLDR!!!!!!
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