Life Hack. . Life Hack 314 Drinking a few cups of bleach cm an empty stomach, will 1" the genes that cause low Iqs, and stop them from replicating.. It worked for amanda todd
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Life Hack 314
Drinking a few cups of bleach cm an empty
stomach, will 1" the genes that cause
low Iqs, and stop them from replicating.
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Submitted: 08/13/2014
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User avatar #2 - rokulda ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It worked for amanda todd
#14 - djequalizee (08/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#4 - bemmo (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
... It's not wrong per se.
Assuming they take a drink before finding someone to mate with.
User avatar #45 - purealterego (08/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**purealterego rolled user phanact ** Drink bleach with me pal
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Let's get started
Let's get started
#6 - subtard ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't drink bleach, it'll likely irritate your esophagus so badly that you'll vomit everything in your stomach and more; quite painfully.
Put bleach in some capsules and eat a few of those. That should work better
#12 - Sworley ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#25 - hughjackmanfan ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Doesn't work. Phanact is sill alive and kicking.
or bucking. whatever bronies do in their free time.
#70 - malhaloc ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#11 - jimmytwoshoes (08/14/2014) [+] (9 replies)
it worked well for this girl i m not even sorry
User avatar #76 - theseriousjoker (08/14/2014) [+] (14 replies)
**theseriousjoker rolled user josuke ** you hear that buddy? We found a solution to all your problems
#78 to #77 - theseriousjoker (08/14/2014) [-]
No, im sorry :/   
   
Maybe this will sufice?
No, im sorry :/

Maybe this will sufice?
#5 - include (08/13/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Seems Legit.
#47 - marconde (08/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Brony *tips fedora*  104
Brony *tips fedora* 104
#87 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
FINALLY!
FINALLY!
#119 - thetallbeverage (08/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I drank diluted bleach on accident once, that was a bad night. 						*******					 friend was cleaning a pitcher with bleached water, and he was having a party. Fair assumption in my opinion; the pitcher on his table is going to be a refreshing beverage.    
   
I poured a cup and drank about half of it (I don't smell things before I drink them, childhood habit), before my throat started burning and I spat out yelling "THAT'S NOT WATER". Imagine my horrified girlfriend sitting there on her iphone frantically looking up what to do when someone ingests bleach.    
   
Protips if it ever happens to you: 1. Don't vomit it out because the vomiting can wear out your throat and make it bleed, making it easier for the bleach to get in your bloodstream. 2. Eat a ton of dairy, I'm not a chemist so I can't explain it but dairy products help make you feel better. and 3. Don't drink 						*******					 things from your friends table without smelling it.
I drank diluted bleach on accident once, that was a bad night. ******* friend was cleaning a pitcher with bleached water, and he was having a party. Fair assumption in my opinion; the pitcher on his table is going to be a refreshing beverage.

I poured a cup and drank about half of it (I don't smell things before I drink them, childhood habit), before my throat started burning and I spat out yelling "THAT'S NOT WATER". Imagine my horrified girlfriend sitting there on her iphone frantically looking up what to do when someone ingests bleach.

Protips if it ever happens to you: 1. Don't vomit it out because the vomiting can wear out your throat and make it bleed, making it easier for the bleach to get in your bloodstream. 2. Eat a ton of dairy, I'm not a chemist so I can't explain it but dairy products help make you feel better. and 3. Don't drink ******* things from your friends table without smelling it.
#57 - learmy (08/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Mfw society never learned for Amanda Todd. Why are people making fun of them?!? Its really really annoying because they joke and laugh at her but end of the day that's a human life. It takes a very very disturbed person to do that. Its disgusting. These "people" are nothing that retarded psychopathic scumbags that rely on OUR, the public's weakness and fear of MAKING THEM STOP! People are watching others getting bullied it's to put a stop to it by TAKING ACTION. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! that's what Amanda was trying to say. Stop the bullsh*t.    
Solution: Take your guns, line aside the victims AND PUT AN END TO BULLYING.    
Next time you see someone being bullied, put a stop to it. I'm proud of Amanda, her death breaks my heart. But what we need to do more than anything is ACT.
Mfw society never learned for Amanda Todd. Why are people making fun of them?!? Its really really annoying because they joke and laugh at her but end of the day that's a human life. It takes a very very disturbed person to do that. Its disgusting. These "people" are nothing that retarded psychopathic scumbags that rely on OUR, the public's weakness and fear of MAKING THEM STOP! People are watching others getting bullied it's to put a stop to it by TAKING ACTION. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! that's what Amanda was trying to say. Stop the bullsh*t.
Solution: Take your guns, line aside the victims AND PUT AN END TO BULLYING.
Next time you see someone being bullied, put a stop to it. I'm proud of Amanda, her death breaks my heart. But what we need to do more than anything is ACT.
User avatar #60 to #57 - lordtriggs (08/14/2014) [-]
I pray this is bait
User avatar #93 - sefi (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Some people will actually try this.
User avatar #111 to #93 - pulluspardus (08/14/2014) [-]
Good.
#21 - thecharliesheen (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#91 - Dember ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I can't be the only one who loved this show...


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#9 - anonasuser (08/13/2014) [-]
there's a difference between unintelligent and uneducated
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