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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - jasonseagull
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(02/19/2014) [-]
*forgets about message and pays child's allowance with it*
#93 to #6 - deezknuts
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#7 to #6 - applescryatnight
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(02/19/2014) [-]
at least they learned the value of staying in school.
#46 to #7 - propanex
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#11 - theannoyingFJguy
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#10 - anaklusmos
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(02/19/2014) [-]
1. Suck dick for 10 dollars
2.??????
3.???????
4. Profit?
User avatar #15 to #10 - agrofenlas
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Become whore
Suck dick
???
Profit
#27 to #15 - flufflepuff
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(02/19/2014) [-]
i think the sucking of dick comes first, and then after repeating the process, and only after repeating the process does one "become whore"
User avatar #115 to #27 - agrofenlas
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Well, its better then what others came up with.
User avatar #101 to #10 - marstan
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Well i thought it was funny
#114 to #101 - anaklusmos
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#79 to #10 - reekballs
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#43 to #10 - anaklusmos
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(02/19/2014) [-]
apparently I'm not funny.
#48 to #43 - theporkwhisperer
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Its okay, everybody has their off days. I have times when I get red thumbs too. It happens to everybody.
#83 to #48 - anon id: 9b8eb235
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(02/19/2014) [-]
If you don't try, you don't fail!
Therefore I hardly ever write comments.
No comments, no red thumbs.
#84 to #83 - anon id: 9b8eb235
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Also, I often forget to login.
User avatar #107 to #84 - cosmicapprentice
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Damn, forgot to login again!
User avatar #116 to #107 - dyalibya
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Oh those green thumbs wasted on those 2 comments , it must be eating you up

you really shouldn't care about thumbs all that much
User avatar #118 to #116 - cosmicapprentice
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(02/22/2014) [-]
That anon wasn't me actually, just wanted to make believe other people that it was me when it wasn't me.
#119 to #118 - dyalibya
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I considered that for a second , but then I went "nobody would ever tell lies on the internet
User avatar #120 to #119 - cosmicapprentice
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I do so, just when I'm bored I'm like a little imp who likes mischievous lies on the internet. But when I rarely do forget to log in I just log in and continue the conversation normally.
User avatar #117 to #43 - dyalibya
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Random =/= Funny
#121 to #117 - anaklusmos
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How was that random? The joke was that you can make a profit from sucking dick. It was a play on how the joke always ends with profit at the end. I guess it wasn't funny though.
#14 to #10 - theporkwhisperer
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#25 - baitdoesnttalkback
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#28 to #25 - riayl
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Here's what you were probably looking for.
Here's what you were probably looking for.
#30 to #28 - baitdoesnttalkback
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(02/19/2014) [-]
you dont know my lyfe. what i been through
#123 to #28 - nimithecat
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#45 - fooyaka
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#73 to #45 - anon id: f845b0e6
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is that gordon ramsay?
#67 to #45 - Churd
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#54 to #45 - yuukoku
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I really hope that's not what I think it is on his hands...
#78 to #54 - shamelesslolicon
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User avatar #1 - magicmace
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Just saying, if you pay for something using that they'll see that writing and think you sucked dick for that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - leebobo
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(02/19/2014) [-]
you could have all sorts of fun with that.....
#4 to #2 - icykyub
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I mean it'd be a good way to pick up some guys when you see their ereaction...
nohomo
User avatar #5 to #4 - leebobo
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i was thinking more along the lines of a collection plate in church. Or slipping it in a "friends" wallet and "accidently" asking him for change in front of his GF.
User avatar #26 to #1 - lech
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Wouldn't be too far off 'cause I do it for free
#29 to #26 - meatboy
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Oh hello there
#8 to #1 - playapplepie [OP]
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(02/19/2014) [-]
This would be the face of that cashier.
#9 - chevelleguy
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who's wondering where you can get your dick sucked for 10 bucks?
User avatar #20 to #9 - VincentKing
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(02/19/2014) [-]
thailand, china, all those places
User avatar #44 to #9 - oaaaa
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(02/19/2014) [-]
thailand. even for free if u dont look like ****. if u look like the neckbeards here u have to pay about 5$
User avatar #50 to #44 - rokkarokkaali
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How much does it cost to mail myself a hooker from thailand so I can get $5 blowjobs.
User avatar #55 to #9 - Durp
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Wait, is $10 cheap?
User avatar #85 to #55 - newforomador
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(02/20/2014) [-]
For a blowjob, yes. I'm pretty sure that a bj from a prostitute usually goes for around $50.
User avatar #88 to #85 - Durp
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Holy **** $50? Well you learn something new everyday.
User avatar #89 to #88 - newforomador
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Like I said, I'm only pretty sure. I've never actually seen the prices first hand, but $50 is what I've heard.
User avatar #13 to #9 - iforgetwhattosay
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(02/19/2014) [-]
where there is heavy drug use there are 10 dollar blowjobs. so pretty much any city has an area where you can get it.
User avatar #16 to #9 - melontwilight
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Perhaps they paid in multiple bills.
User avatar #12 to #9 - wertgf
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Virtually every **** hole strip club there is.


They may have used more than one bill tbf.
User avatar #37 to #12 - settlwlvs
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(02/19/2014) [-]
...did you just shorten "to be frank?"
User avatar #38 to #37 - wertgf
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(02/19/2014) [-]
tbh, yes
User avatar #39 to #38 - settlwlvs
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I've never seen anybody do that before. You can do that? Show me how to do that. I want to do that too.
User avatar #100 to #12 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Seriously? I thought they were strippers, not prostitutes.
#17 to #9 - ScottP
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#22 - sotalokki
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"Stay in schal" ?
#23 to #22 - baitdoesnttalkback
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she had dick in mouth. i doubt she really worried about her penmanship
User avatar #49 to #23 - coreythebadass
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(02/19/2014) [-]
OMG HOW WOULD U KNOW IF IT WAS A GURL OR A BOI UR SO RACISTS AND A HOMOPHOBIC OMG I AHTE PEEPLE SUM TIEMS. RAAHAHAHHAHAHARTSHDIASUFGHF
#81 to #22 - kaboomz
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(02/19/2014) [-]
stay in schlong

inb4 **********
User avatar #35 to #22 - sauditwo
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(02/19/2014) [-]
poor kid dropped out when he was in 3rd grade
didn't learn all those long words
#24 to #22 - ddylann
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(02/19/2014) [-]
"I sucked duck"?
User avatar #32 - mrnoodlez
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(02/19/2014) [-]
You can suck dick for money? My life has changed.
User avatar #71 to #32 - tranquilizer
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Therefore, OP is a billionaire
User avatar #47 to #32 - monsieurhonkhonk
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(02/19/2014) [-]
man
I've sure been doing it wrong
#34 - munyman
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(02/19/2014) [-]
"Hey Dad can I borrow 10 bucks?

....what?"
User avatar #51 to #34 - calawesome
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(02/19/2014) [-]
'ask your mother...'