Lick licky. . Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic leak; at this little nape cence put at his egg an his with me crying he helpless "wan “rah cut : um Lick licky Chameleon hatching humans are fucking pathetic leak; at this little nape cence put his egg an with me crying he helpless "wan “rah cut : um
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Chameleon hatching
humans are fucking pathetic leak; at this little nape cence put at his egg an
his with me crying he helpless "wan “rah cut : umbilical card” bullshit he
came put and he already an the hunt fer reptilian pussy fear he games.
and were the '% species’? smh
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - inept
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''Reptilian pussy'' lol
User avatar #13 to #5 - monswine
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this isn't even remotely a iguana, this is a chameleon.
#14 to #13 - inept
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But it's a ******* reptile.
#24 to #14 - goldenbooster
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No it's not, the iguana has a reptile dysfunction.
User avatar #16 to #14 - monswine
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so? "Reptile" is such a ******** distinction. It's like "fish." Everything from turtles, snakes, lizards, monitor lizards, dinosaurs, pterosaurs, plesiosaurs, birds, and mammal-like reptiles have fallen under that moniker.
#17 to #16 - inept
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and?
User avatar #18 to #17 - monswine
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Oh I thought you were helping out with the discussion above you, my bad.
#19 to #18 - inept
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User avatar #23 to #5 - bigdominican
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i just realized this right now, but those two lizards are not even of the same species
#25 to #23 - inept
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oh no
User avatar #26 to #25 - bigdominican
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(02/02/2014) [-]
oh my, this is not good, not good at all
#27 to #26 - inept
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who are we to forbid their love?
User avatar #28 to #27 - bigdominican
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that touched my heart.... and my penis
User avatar #7 - angelious
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iguanas didnt develop the internet did they
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrwalkerfour
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(02/01/2014) [-]
neither did you
User avatar #9 to #8 - angelious
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yes but i developed this comment.

still smarter than anything any iguana has ever written


most likely
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrwalkerfour
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reptiles have survived this earth longer than we have been around, by quite a stretch
User avatar #11 to #10 - angelious
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well since we are actually going to argue about wich species is superior.reptitles or human beings im just going to throw in a low blow right from the start.


where are the wonders built by reptitles? where are the ruins of their long lost kingdoms? where are their cities that reach for the sky? where are the great tales and songs of iguanas that bring tears to your eyes or smile to your lips?

merely existing longer doesnt make you better than someone who has actually done something with their existance....
User avatar #29 to #11 - jokexplain
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mh. seems like humans are winning at a competition whose standards
they set themselves.
how surprising.
#37 to #29 - mowgaycraft
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Well when lizards are developed enough to set the standards then they'll be something of worth.

At the moment they're essentially still alive because we deem it fit, there's nothing stopping humans from going all out genocidal against them really. And I'm pretty sure some biological warfare would make short work of them.
User avatar #38 to #29 - mowgaycraft
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Also ethics.

But really...looking back, how flimsy has ethics been in regards to the human species?
User avatar #56 to #38 - thefates
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What about vegans and vegetarians? Their ethics demand that they go against their entire food chain and eat only certain things rather than be the true omnivores that we were developed to be.
User avatar #96 to #56 - mowgaycraft
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And the response they get from those who don't want to is just a simple 'no'.

And since when has the human race ever chosen to stick to the natural progression of things?
User avatar #98 to #96 - thefates
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Wut. I was just saying a group of people who normally adhere to their chosen ethics.
User avatar #99 to #98 - mowgaycraft
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I had no idea what I was saying there.

It seemed like you were asking a question regarding vegans and their ethics.

I'm so lost here.
#94 to #11 - pkrbarmovie
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I think you destroyed the **** out of this argument.

Good job.
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User avatar #100 to #10 - oosime
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youre comparing a class with a species
#49 - mrleopardgecko
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evolution's finest
evolution's finest
#115 to #49 - anon id: f7dfc952
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your biggest fan gave you the first thumb. #never4get
#1 - kaliban
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"wah wah cut my umbilical cord"    
   
 Still don't have any laughing gifs, this one will have to do
"wah wah cut my umbilical cord"

Still don't have any laughing gifs, this one will have to do
#20 to #1 - tmgrskat
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Comment Picture
User avatar #32 to #20 - adu
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That's... not laughing.
User avatar #40 to #32 - mrpotatofudge
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then what is it
#33 to #32 - tmgrskat
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Sure it is.
Sure it is.
#34 to #33 - adu
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#39 to #1 - klina
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#66 to #1 - durkadurka
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#70 to #1 - birdlaw **User deleted account**
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Now you have a plethora
Now you have a plethora
#77 to #1 - zyconx
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(02/02/2014) [-]
samic the heggog

original care actor do not steelix nig nog spaghetti o's
#82 to #77 - samic
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Yo.
User avatar #83 to #82 - zyconx
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samic is love

samic is live

gotta go
#67 to #1 - cactusphalus
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i like this one...
i like this one...
#6 to #1 - ezombio
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#60 - andrewld
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i dont even know if anyone will get this..
#68 to #60 - unfortunately
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rather related
User avatar #79 to #68 - notaking
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FYI it's "Karma" not "coma"
#87 to #79 - unfortunately
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf9MOVWDGC8

For context, watch Season 7 Episode 1 "Rebirth."

It is indeed coma.
#91 to #87 - notaking
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Also the tittle of the video you posted was "Bender and his Karma"...
Also the tittle of the video you posted was "Bender and his Karma"...
#89 to #87 - notaking
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JmcA9LIIXWw

For context, watch the original music video "Karma Chameleon".

It is indeed Karma.
#101 to #89 - anon id: 9ae795a3
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The episode is a parody of the song, he actually says "coma leela" because leela was in a coma. But you're right, in the song, it is karma
#85 to #79 - anon id: 9ae795a3
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In that episode it was switched to coma
#65 to #60 - notaking
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****You come and goooooooooooooo****
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon ****You come and goooooooooooooo****
User avatar #12 - jokersaysamuseme
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So, that's their true colour?
#48 - lizardwater
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I entered the world kicking and screaming, and that's exaclty how I'll leave it.
#50 to #48 - anon id: fe1457bf
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Unless you get shot in the head or crushed by a car, you will not really have the time to scream and kick.
User avatar #95 - BubsyB
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That's why we're better, They have to be ready for action upon birth so that they can survive, humans don't give a ****. We get to lie down for the first few months and suckle on tities.
#61 - Muave
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alright, this has been bugging me for too long. what exactly does "smh" stand for?
alright, this has been bugging me for too long. what exactly does "smh" stand for?
User avatar #71 to #61 - demandsgayversion
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Standard Market Handle
#62 to #61 - andrewld
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you dont know? im shaking my head at you
#64 to #62 - Muave
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well, now I can sleep at night, thank you condescending stranger!
#4 - slightlyillegal
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Bear in mind that those are the words of wisdom from the great and oh so wise DekuTree.

Could you imagine if that's how the Deku Tree talked to link in Ocarina of Time? That game would've shifted into a much different mood right off the bat.

"Yo, Link. No bitchin, just get in my mouth. I got parasites. Kill em then get some forever young Kokiri poon. "