Lick licky. . Chameleon hatching humans are pathetic leak; at this little nape cence put at his egg an his with me crying he helpless "wan “rah cut : umbilical
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Lick licky

Chameleon hatching
humans are ******* pathetic leak; at this little nape cence put at his egg an
his with me crying he helpless "wan “rah cut : umbilical card” ******** he
came put and he already an the hunt fer reptilian pussy fear he games.
and were the '% species’? smh
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Submitted: 02/01/2014
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#5 - inept (02/01/2014) [+] (12 replies)
''Reptilian pussy'' lol
#7 - angelious (02/01/2014) [+] (14 replies)
iguanas didnt develop the internet did they
#49 - mrleopardgecko (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
evolution's finest
evolution's finest
#1 - kaliban (02/01/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"wah wah cut my umbilical cord"    
   
 Still don't have any laughing gifs, this one will have to do
"wah wah cut my umbilical cord"

Still don't have any laughing gifs, this one will have to do
#60 - andrewld (02/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
i dont even know if anyone will get this..
User avatar #12 - jokersaysamuseme (02/01/2014) [-]
So, that's their true colour?
#48 - lizardwater (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I entered the world kicking and screaming, and that's exaclty how I'll leave it.
User avatar #95 - BubsyB (02/02/2014) [-]
That's why we're better, They have to be ready for action upon birth so that they can survive, humans don't give a **** . We get to lie down for the first few months and suckle on tities.
User avatar #106 - Leopard (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Evolution. Most of our brain development happens after birth because if it happened all before our big brains/heads would rip the vagina. So it has to happen this way.
#61 - Muave ONLINE (02/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
alright, this has been bugging me for too long. what exactly does "smh" stand for?
alright, this has been bugging me for too long. what exactly does "smh" stand for?
#64 to #62 - Muave ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
well, now I can sleep at night, thank you condescending stranger!
#35 - horigis (02/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
squish the cunt
#43 to #35 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
is that what the nurse said after you were born?
#90 - helenwheels (02/02/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up. Stop regurgitating things everyone says all the time and think for your self for two ******* seconds, you might learn something.

Human baby's are not only born unusually early in order to escapee a narrowed uterine pathway.
But they also have the capacity to learn and adapt to new environments like no other animal has. Because we have to learn how to walk when we're baby's we had the ability to walk on the moon.
#76 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I want a pet lizard really badly. Iguanas and Bearded dragons seem like such chill pets. I just don't have the time, the money, equipment, or space at the moment. Some day I will... some day...
#47 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
He looks pretty helpless to me.
User avatar #21 - Sevy (02/01/2014) [-]
For some reason I never thought chameleon's laid eggs...I know they're reptiles but... I'm stupid
#4 - slightlyillegal (02/01/2014) [-]
Bear in mind that those are the words of wisdom from the great and oh so wise DekuTree.

Could you imagine if that's how the Deku Tree talked to link in Ocarina of Time? That game would've shifted into a much different mood right off the bat.

"Yo, Link. No bitchin, just get in my mouth. I got parasites. Kill em then get some forever young Kokiri poon. "
#109 - homelessgus (02/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
yall 						******					 in a chameleon thread
yall ****** in a chameleon thread
User avatar #22 - bothemastaofall (02/01/2014) [-]
smell my hand?
User avatar #15 - monswine (02/01/2014) [-]
The difference between humans and most other species is that adult humans are massively more intelligent than infant humans. An adult chameleon isn't significant smarter than a baby chameleon. Humans, like all mammals, take care of their babies which are born relatively early and helpless. Humans more so because if you wait longer it simply becomes impossible for those giant skulls to pass through the birth canal.
#3 - ronyx (02/01/2014) [-]
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