Actually, in an earlier comic the slime looked more like 20. Then the guy told it he only likes lolis (in an attempt to get it to go away), so it sort of just dropped its' boobs and became a loli.

Still looks like a kid.

Or a midget.

Are you implying midgets can't be sexy?

I'm saying that if I referred to the thing as a child, then called it a sexy midget, I would imply that the child-like thing is sexy.

So, midgets can be attractive, but in this conversation, it would be in my best interest if I didn't use the word 'sexy' with 'children' in the same sentence.

Eh, pretty sure we're both on FBI watchlists anyway. Someone's gonna read the comment even if you don't use the words together.

True.

You can like your children and I'll like my ponies.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no. Lolis and small children creep me the **** out. I'm just bored and like correcting people. And arguing pointless things.

Me neither. Don't get me wrong, I am by all accounts a sick **** . Lolis just aren't my thing.

Does that make it right?

No, but it would make you a hypocrite with no right to judge