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#12 - superjavelin (11/11/2015) [-]

"10 years into your stay on the island, your house will burn down destroying your entire home, and killing the woman"

This information is known, not hidden from you, as you are currently factoring it in while making the decision. Cause of woman's death is only attributed to the burning of your house. Food is unlimited and comes from the fridge.

Over the course of 9-10 years, use original house as a base while building a second, ******** house/camp elsewhere. Move fridge/self/woman/any other items like furniture into new base before 10 years pass, saving woman and securing food for remainder of stay.

At the end of your 20 years, you receive much more than 100 million dollars, as you now have a magical fridge that provides unlimited food. The answer is clear.

Pick option C, set the unlimited weed bag on fire and **** the monkey until you pass out.

#49 to #12 - somuchfreedom (11/11/2015) [-]

#13 to #12 - phoenixprince ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]

#15 to #12 - angryeggs (11/11/2015) [-]

**angryeggs used "*roll picture*"**
**angryeggs rolled image**I...I have no words to describe how awesome this is. Have a thumb good sir, and may god bless you and your stoned monkey

#32 to #12 - tittylovin (11/11/2015) [-]

Thanks for being the first funny thing I've seen here today. Best comment I've seen in possibly ever.

#21 to #12 - etfhan (11/11/2015) [-]

Yeah, but whoever made this would say something like "oh, the new base burns down, so wife dies."

My main problem with all of these "which do you pick" things is that they aren't very balanced. Somehow having a partner who dies on you after 10 years is as good as getting $100 million.

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#5 - ubercookieboy (11/10/2015) [-]

>Be homosex, so B is out.
>Monkey is more liable to kill me before 20 years
>Scout is faggot, improves odds of survival and I get $100m for the trouble

A it is.

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#24 - ScottP (11/11/2015) [-]

A.

Survive the island and learn important survival techniques.
Return home after 20 years with only one goal: To save my city.

But I have to become someone else. I have to become...something else.

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#9 - thetellerofstories (11/11/2015) [-]

first off
WILD ******* BOAR?
the **** dude, I hope the boyscout has a boar spear or at least an e-tool I can dig a spear pit with. god damn, I would sooner fight the boyscout and eat him before trying to steve irwin a mother ******* boar.
I would shave the boyscout, use his hair to create a back wig and cover myself in mud while holding to sticks in my mouth and try to blend into the boar community. Hopefully I will be able to use political alliances to have the alpha boar assassinated. THAT is one third the danger of just waiving my dick at a boar and saying "Ima getcha piggy" which was my first plan.
Oh, and I'd choose A.

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#1 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]

So you're either trying to survive, just horny or 12. ok cool.

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#36 - therealtjthemedic (11/11/2015) [-]

With B the unlimited food is a really good factor, but that's only for ten years. So pick A, get 100 mil and **** the boyscout in the ass using coconut milk as lube.

#40 - xaja (11/11/2015) [-]

>Faggoty Boy Scout

So.... I get to bring myself?

#47 to #40 - brolylssj ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]

So we get to be stuck with you for 20 years?
Eh, could be worse, let's go.

#50 to #47 - xaja (11/11/2015) [-]

Yay

I'll suck your dick regularly for a share of the money

#53 to #50 - brolylssj ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]

You can take half... if you can take it all. I'm talking about my dick.
Shouldn't be too difficult. I mean, with all of my steroid abuse...well, you know.

#54 to #53 - xaja (11/12/2015) [-]

#37 - ihateelfs (11/11/2015) [-]

with c, i get to be high as balls for twenty years, and i get to kill a monkey

#35 - inzix (11/11/2015) [-]

option C, unlimited alcohol and marijuana and a monkey you can say "get ******* food" and it will get ******* food, i don't need the money.

#19 - AngryRedMidget (11/11/2015) [-]

Any straight male that says B is insane, you'd probably commit suicide a year after she died and the house burned. (For those that haven't been in a strong relationship, it'd probably be hard to understand).

A is far preferable in every shape and form, assuming the weed and beer cooler aren't infinite when you leave the island, if you retain the infinite weed/beer then c would be preferable because of magic **** .

#26 to #19 - Penn (11/11/2015) [-]

Yeah, but it's not a relationship. She's whatever you want her to be. She's your slave, not your wife. Don't get me wrong, after she died it would be miserable and I would probably kill myself, but not because I lost a loved one, because of loneliness.

#38 to #26 - admiralen ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]

She is your dreamwoman dude, spending 10 years with the woman of your dreams being whatever you want her to be is gonna get her inside your head and heart

#31 to #26 - anonmaverick (11/11/2015) [-]

you don't think you'd fall in love after 10 years together?

#30 to #19 - anonmaverick (11/11/2015) [-]

this is what i was looking for ive never even been in a serious relationship and i know that **** would drive me crazy when she died

#2 - sirsnipes (11/10/2015) [-]

B is tempting, but would drive you insane. C is nice, but watching movies & series on a tablet? pfft. A is the way to go - nothing says you can't kill the scout. But the essentials are all there + you get the monies.

#3 to #2 - lenytunes (11/10/2015) [-]

Four years and Tom Hanks was having indepth conversations with a Volley Ball... I would just go for B because it would be a nice ass vacation.

#16 - johmi (11/11/2015) [-]

C obvious choice.
Spend 20 years watching anime while you command your monkey to continually stockpile weed and beer from infinite bag and cooler. Return to civilization, sell stock.
Get paid
get laid
Gatorade

#39 to #16 - admiralen ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]

Like you would survive those years with barely any food, the munchies alone would kill you after you ate the monkey the first month

#29 - sodapops (11/11/2015) [-]

C. If my liver hasn't given up completely after 20 years, I can **** the monkey to death if they let me stay on the island for the rest of my life.

These always look like some 12 year old has made them (not unlikely) . Alternative B is so stupid that it's not even funny. Even if you had the house and woman the full 20 years it's STILL the worst alternative.

#14 - xoyv (11/11/2015) [-]

A

go full survivalist cataclysm

#7 - zoowatcher (11/11/2015) [-]

**zoowatcher used "*roll picture*"**
**zoowatcher rolled image** Hmm so be rich and in my 40's, have a 4-10 year old in my 40's, or have a story of how I killed a monkey in my 40's. All tough but Ima go with paying off college and having a hatred of camping.

#11 - tacoiiimaniac (11/11/2015) [-]

You can tell from the scout's bottom right patch that he's an Eagle scout so he's obviously not difficult to manage cause that **** takes a **** ton of leadership and work and cooperation.

Not that this isn't already unrealistic; it was just something I noticed.

#27 to #11 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]

It's not like his neckerchief and slide are the ones you get at your Eagle Ceremony or anything.

And FYI every scout should have that patch. It's the world scout oginization patch. It's not special. You can't see his rank patch in that photo, he'll you can't see the top of the pocket it goes on.

#51 to #27 - tacoiiimaniac (11/11/2015) [-]

Yeah I realized that after I posted the comment and didn't bother to fix it, but the neckerchief and slide serve teh same purpose.

#10 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]

Drugs get boring, already did 12 years in scouts so..

B all the way.

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#22 - enemyoftrn (11/11/2015) [-]

Pick B. Before ten years and her death is up, impregnate her. If its a boy, train him to be manly man. After the first ten years is up, you should have an able bodied companion to help you.
And if its a girl... well, after 20 years of raising her, she wojld be legal...

#52 - solarisofcelestia (11/11/2015) [-]

Sorry. I'm indecisive.

A. Practical but not enjoyable.

B. Highly polarizing. First 10 years will be paradise, but the later 10 will be emotional torture.

C. Rather amusing. But that last part. Yikes.

#48 - vladhellsing (11/11/2015) [-]

A. With an island so full of fruit, I'd be hankering for some meat.

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