Let the battle commence. . who would Win in a barfight, and wha?. Sauron, heres why.
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Let the battle commence

who would Win in a barfight,
and wha?
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#34 - theshade (11/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sauron, heres why.
Sauron, heres why.
User avatar #66 - Vandeekree (11/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It would be an eternal conflict of immortals. Vader can't die in it because he is the chosen one, destined to bring balance to the force. Sauron can't be killed because the ring can only be destroyed in mount doom. And Valdemort can only be killed if Harry dies and is destined to be killed by Harry.

So then the only way for one to win this fight is by TKO. Sort of sending the other running. It all depends how fair the fight is and how much they know about one another. If Vader knows that death comes out of Voldi's wand then he could force push it away before it could be used. In the same way, if he knew that the ring on Sauron's hand was his weak spot, he could probably manage to cut it off with his light saber(he has a lot of hand cutting off experience after all)
The same goes for Voldemort. If he knows that his enemies are all close combat, he might be able to get far enough away and just hurl spells.
Sauron is the hardest one to actually judge sense he's kind of mysterious in his powers. There's no way to tell if the killing curse would work on him or what kind of magical powers he really has. Also there's know way to know how well the force would work on him or if he is even too "heavy" for Vader to toss around. Though his main weapon tends to be his deceptions and manipulations of the mind. It's a matter of debate how well Sith Lord discipline and Dark Lord wards would handle mental attacks.

In my opinion, the brawl would start with Vodlemort hitting the biggest guy first(Sauron) with a killing curse, it wouldn't work. Vader would see the spell and rip the wand to him, break it, and then Voldi would turn tail and run. At that point it's Vader vs Sauron. Sauron simply wouldn't be able to hit Vader sense Vader can predict his moves and his light saber would slowly cut even his armor to pieces, eventually the ring would get cut off and Vader would go have a beer.
#72 - krawkkk (11/13/2013) [-]
alcoholism wins........ It always does
User avatar #2 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sauron is like a Fallen angel in LOTR mythology so i'd say there's not much a mortal and a human wizard can do...
#40 to #3 - astarothaufromage ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Nope, magic doesn't work on the ring and the only way to destroy it is melting it in the fire from which it came. This isn't just mount Doom, because mount doom's fire has teh same origin as things like higher dragon breath but that fire spell won't work. Neither would avada kedavra since that only works on regular human beings and not even on creatures like dementors, and of course not on the ring. I'd say voldy loses first because of his bad reflexes compared to the other guys, plus he Vady could force choke him and keep his wand away.
User avatar #52 - rubixium (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obviously Voldemort would lose because he would be slurring his words so badly he wouldn't be able to cast any spells.
#38 - aeogar (11/13/2013) [-]
The pic didnt say kill, it only said win. And since sauron obviously has the superiour strength we can conclude that he would simply murder vader and torture tom untill he begs for death, and just keep on keeping on until he screams "shire baggins!"
User avatar #39 - pnix (11/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
depends wheter sauron is wearing the ring or not.. both sauron and voldemort cant die, cuz their souls ar placed in objects (sauron's in a ring and voldies in 7 horcruxes).. so, first dies vader.. i think it is much more easier to destroy one ring for voldemort than 7 horcruxes for sauron, because voldemort can do magic **** and ******* teleport.. voldemort wins i guess..

but if we must say only WIN not KILL... well.. while 2 are fighting, the third one wins i guess..
User avatar #58 to #57 - lyiat ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
And your basing this off... what, exactly? He's the single most powerful being in Middle Earth now that Morgoth is gone (Except for perhaps Tom Bombadil), and his powers are specifically left to imagination for the reader. He's never explicitly been shown using them in the stories, though the movies had him destroying entire units of soldiers with every swing of his mace. He produced a ring that allowed him to dominate some of the most strong-willed people in the world. He can raise undead and command wraiths as the Necromancer. He has the all-seeing eye, which can see through any deception and any disguise. He supposedly had four forms which he took while fighting Luthien and Huan in The Silmarillion, which where a Dark Sorcerer, a Great Wolf, a Serpent, and a vampire "dripping blood from his throat upon the trees". It's also known that he has power over fire, and the capability of accomplishing massive scientific strides (beyond that of even the dwarves). He makes gunpowder in an age of catapults and trebuchet. He can alter reality through sheer force of will.

I'm sorry, I grew up with both Star Wars and Harry Potter. I love those series very, very dearly, but neither Voldermort nor Vader stand in even the same class as The Enemy, a literal personification of the Christian Devil.
User avatar #36 - tiddycats (11/13/2013) [-]
One thing is certain:
The owner of the bar would lose.
#71 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as they were all killed by a teenager, 2 midgets, and another teenager I'm gonna go with the bartender.
User avatar #61 - thijsofbodom (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sauron, he is immortal and he can blow away like 15 people in one blow so I guess he would be pretty hard to kill/beat
#29 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
if the fight starts as the pic describes it will be Vader who wins because of lightning quick reflexes from the force and the other two being with in lightsabor range allready, nether sauron or Voldemort have immortal body just un kill able souls(they both have their body's destroyed but they still live on in a ghost form) so yea a light saber will "kill" them both real quick, but in a standard battle its a toss up to luck because of this , they all have great magic powers vader force chokeing or saurons fallen angle's powers or voldemort's great wizard powers, vader would lose on this end but it would be a toss up between the other two.
User avatar #4 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Assuming they all had the fullest power we've seen them to have in their respective movies, Voldemort. Here's why.

Vader is human, he can die, that's it.

Dark Lord Sauron has the ring, witch makes him almost immortal while he's wearing it, but it can be removed.

Voldemort is immortal while the Horcruxes exist, and with the "full power" rule above, there's at least one existing for him.

Anyone kills Vader, Voldy removes the ring with magic and kills Sauron.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
And what doyou think Sauron's doing while that happens? He's not going to help kill Voldemort, someone's busy doing that. He's gunna go for the distracted one, Vader, who can't do **** against him.

Vader then dies, Voldemort's still alive because Sauron can't do **** against him, and same ending as before.

I'm not even a Harry Potter nerd, I like Star Wars better. Vader still has no chance against two near-god entities.
User avatar #76 - pedobearRAW (11/13/2013) [-]
Mr. Rogers
User avatar #75 - nuclearnarwhal (11/13/2013) [-]
Batman, obviously.
#67 - angelclass (11/13/2013) [-]
okay, Vader is an old ass man, same with Voldemort. their advantages lie is their superior weaponry. but as for magic, i think a guy thousands of years old with a godly ring would have a ******** of magical immunity/resistances. as for Vader's light saber, if Sauron were quicker than an old man, he could win, but even though i prefer LOTR to SW i think he'd get chopped to pieces. stupid ******* light saber
#65 - vivified (11/13/2013) [-]
HAHA, I tought the middle one was shrike from hyperion cantos and tought what a stupid question! pic related
#63 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
First off we have to assume that all 3 are drunk, now Voldermort would seem the most hampered by this as magic requires concentration and non slurring of words. Sauron I think would be unaffected as his powers comes mostly from the ring. Vader in his boozed up state is likely to be more powerful than ever as the dark side is fuelled by anger and he strikes me as an angry drunk.
given that a lightsaber can cut through anything but the ring can't be destroyed we have an irresistible force and an immovable object problem, but if Isildor can steal the ring I reckon Vader with a much sharper weapon could do the same. Vader may also be able to choke Voldermort so that he can't speak and cast spells, however Voldy may get round this with the whole non verbal magic thing. In close combat as most bar fights are I reckon Sauron and vader are evenly matched, but at a range ide give it to Sauron/ Voldermort. with all this in mind ide give it to Vader with Sauron close 2nd
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#55 - zeunfunnyguy ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
My brother has that picture on a shirt...
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