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#3 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
>when yo *********** be about TP
User avatar #34 to #3 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/25/2015) [-]
>not using the toiletpaper to wipe the ********
User avatar #130 to #34 - toiletpaper (12/25/2015) [-]
sometimes i just make the ******** worse.
User avatar #121 to #34 - berniesanders (12/25/2015) [-]
>when ur wife's bf uses the "His" towels to wipe his ass
#8 - squail ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Fixed it for you
#58 to #8 - fantasticfox ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #1 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
**** you. All your doing is putting the more popular one the green thumb. Jesus you really do just drag your chin through a see of balls.
#176 to #1 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #142 to #136 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
Check the other replies.
#100 to #1 - joshlol [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
found the weirdo who uses toilet paper wrong :^)
User avatar #103 to #100 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
No I use it proper that doesn't deserve a thumb though. In no way is that funny or even midly amusing.

It's like saying thumb down if you have Ceral with water and thumb up if you drink it with milk.
User avatar #126 to #103 - joshlol [OP](12/25/2015) [-]
you drink your cereal?
User avatar #129 to #126 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
Bitch I might!
#183 to #103 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Why would you even use water for cereals? you're a cow or something?
User avatar #23 to #1 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
threw*
#25 to #23 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
i cant tell if youre joking or retarded
User avatar #27 to #25 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just trying to fit in
#163 to #27 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
That doesn't actually clarify anything...
#16 to #1 - captainbalu (12/25/2015) [-]
*you're
#51 to #16 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
your*
#17 to #1 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
*BALLS
#4 to #1 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

*sea
User avatar #99 to #1 - gibusernamepls (12/25/2015) [-]
It's like an advanced "like if you agree" post
#116 to #1 - rayeightk (12/25/2015) [-]
Did someone say balls?
#53 to #1 - imjared (12/25/2015) [-]
It's popular because it's the correct way
User avatar #54 to #53 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
Exactly it's like going thumb up if you use a fork to eat fries. Thumb down if you use a spoon!
#57 to #54 - Jeff C (12/25/2015) [-]
You use your hands though...
User avatar #123 to #57 - bme (12/25/2015) [-]
>See Ceral example.
User avatar #5 - johrai (12/25/2015) [-]
My cat used to unravel it if it's the way on the right. Therefore, I got in the habit of putting it the apparent "wrong" way.
User avatar #61 to #5 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
Would have made more sense to get rid of the cat.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Tusura (12/25/2015) [-]
This is literally the only good reason to put your TP "backwards".
#28 to #7 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
and there is no reason to put it the other way. So I guess the "backwards" way wins. Except for a bunch of peoples "no-reason" preference.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Tusura (12/25/2015) [-]
Reasons:
The patent shows it going forward.
Its easier to grab a piece when it's forward.
It rolls easier when it's forward.
You can see the pieces easier when it's forward.
Less chance of having pieces tear wrong when it's forward.
#164 to #31 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
The rest are good...but why would it roll any easier?
User avatar #165 to #164 - Tusura (12/26/2015) [-]
The angle you pull from allows the TP to roll with less friction behind it.
#67 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
#178 to #67 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I do exactly the third
#76 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
What toilet paper?
User avatar #133 to #76 - khajiithaswares (12/25/2015) [-]
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#12 - aximil (12/25/2015) [-]
Would the way it's portrayed in the patent be the correct way?
#180 to #12 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#21 to #12 - sunkmanitu (12/25/2015) [-]
Not if you have pets or toddlers around the house. see diagram.
User avatar #94 to #21 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
My cat figured a way around that, he leaned his back against the wall and did it inn reverse. He was a smart cat.
User avatar #77 to #21 - aximil (12/25/2015) [-]
I have never had a pet do that. Then again mine are always trained well.
#118 - rayeightk (12/25/2015) [-]
GIF
For those of you who say its because of pets that you put it under.
See figure 1.
#153 to #118 - profssortwntyight (12/25/2015) [-]
I swear each time i reply to your comments, i encounter them coincidentally. I literally just logged in 1 minute ago. jeez dude

Oh and hi
#156 to #153 - rayeightk (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
But who is stalking who now?
the chase is on
#157 to #156 - profssortwntyight (12/26/2015) [-]
I knew you'd have that gif, before you even knew you would!!!
Hah! I'm ahead of ya!
Unless you have it from me ofc and edited it yourself

I have 63 notifications and i'm too scared to open them, because if i do, i'll have to reply to stuff and look at stuff, which i enjoy. but i'm going on a trip tomorrow so i have to sleep now

pray to the gods for me that i'll encounter some hot guy to fall in love with, and that we'll have a beautiful romance on the beach ;_;
#159 to #157 - rayeightk (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
Aye.
We can only hope.
#175 to #159 - profssortwntyight (12/30/2015) [-]
holy scheize. This pleases me. My friend nicknamed me helix. huehuehue

I should have replied to them then. It was 165 now
You'd think itd be less worse if some of those were content posted by friends but noooo, i feel obiged to respond to that too
#60 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
I live in the Philippines.

No one puts the toilet paper on backwards.

Because this is what they use to clean when they **** ...
User avatar #117 to #60 - fukkentyranitar (12/25/2015) [-]
Better than using your hand if we're honest.
User avatar #171 to #117 - deutschblut (12/26/2015) [-]
You do use your hand though...
User avatar #112 to #60 - indonesia (12/25/2015) [-]
mah ***** .jpg
#179 to #60 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
.....So you spread your **** even more with water and it drips everywhere? omg wtf I'm not an hippo.
User avatar #182 to #179 - deutschblut (01/01/2016) [-]
Pretty much.

Barbaric.
User avatar #66 to #60 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Ihaveadditionalquestions.elephant
#69 to #66 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
You called?
User avatar #70 to #69 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Just what I needed
User avatar #68 to #66 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
Do not ask that which you do not want to know...
User avatar #71 to #68 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Do you wipe with your hands or what? Why not just use a sink? and lastly What is wrong with the Philippines.
User avatar #73 to #71 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
Pour water on your back with soup ladle.

Wipe under your balls with your bare hand.

Leave bathroom with remaining **** on your ass and permanent smell on hands.

As to your second question. I have found that the Philippines is really ****** up, because it's full of Filipinos.

My keyboard stinks.
User avatar #79 to #73 - heartbleed (12/25/2015) [-]
Bro just import some toilet paper... or go in the shower and use the jet setting.
User avatar #172 to #79 - deutschblut (12/26/2015) [-]
Since the toilet is in the shower here, I usually do just crap naked and shower afterwards.

Importing would be too expensive.

They sell locally made toilet paper.

But it too is expensive.
User avatar #109 to #15 - mamenber (12/25/2015) [-]
Sounds like something admin would do
User avatar #48 to #15 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I ******* hate nutella
#95 to #48 - bokbokbok (12/25/2015) [-]
I ******* love coloring!
User avatar #85 to #48 - gabikak (12/25/2015) [-]
I see your point but it's still sad
#46 to #15 - hendriktal (12/25/2015) [-]
Savages.
#18 - doctorprofessornv (12/25/2015) [-]
>Spider hiding behind roll
>If roll is in forward position, spider will be brought up over the top and get flung right onto your arm, lap, and/or face depending on how quickly you are unrolling it.
>If roll is in reverse position, spider will fall out the bottom harmlessly onto the floor.
>checkmate atheists
Personally I prefer the forward position, just some food for thought
User avatar #62 to #18 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
Great, now I can never **** again...
User avatar #32 to #18 - notsohappygamer (12/25/2015) [-]
thx man now im not going to the toilet for 3 days
#13 - virtualsloth (12/25/2015) [-]
I don't keep my toilet paper on a mount like that.
User avatar #22 to #13 - askafj (12/25/2015) [-]
Yea we have some thing that's holding up the toilet paper from the trashbin on our toilet.

Just looks like a metal frame that you put the paper on.
#174 to #13 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
same. because i dont have one
lol life is hard
#14 to #13 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
you disgust me
#105 - liddoman (12/25/2015) [-]
seriously?
#101 - Bubmaster ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Over is on the patent. /thread
#128 to #101 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
well according to the g-if / j-if debate the opinion of the creator means jack ****
#120 - slaegar (12/25/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
This would explain why no one likes fallout 4 (not really a spoiler, but people can be sensitive.)
#20 - elfensky (12/25/2015) [-]
I use baby wipes. **** toilet paper.
I just literally keep a pack of baby wipes in my backpack to take with me everywhere I go.
Babywipes ftw.
#29 to #20 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
baby wipes are not flushable. So you either 1) mess up the plumb (after a long time of constant use) or 2) put it in the trash can an make the whole house smell like ass.
User avatar #59 to #29 - elfensky (12/25/2015) [-]
I put it in the trashcan, indeed, but really the wipes absorb all the smell, so it doesn't stink at all.
User avatar #37 to #29 - KoreKiller ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
They make flushable wipes.
#106 to #37 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - KoreKiller ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
I SAID THEY MAKE FLUSHABLE WIPES!!!

User avatar #168 to #29 - nataliebrown (12/26/2015) [-]
I use baby wipes (usually 1 per trip) and wrap them in at least 2 pieces of toilet paper afterwards. The bathroom never smells like ass even with several in the bin.
#52 - Smushy (12/25/2015) [-]
For the savages who feel like its ok to put your flap on the inside. The patent depicts it otherwise.
User avatar #93 to #52 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
So what you're telling me is I can successfully patent my own toilet paper that faces backwards.
User avatar #96 to #93 - Smushy (12/25/2015) [-]
no because the patent isnt for the toilet paper, its for the the holder. I guess you can make a toilet paper holder that requires the toilet paper to be placed backwards. But im sure they wont take a caveman seriously down at the patent office.
User avatar #97 to #96 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
>Savages
>Caveman

Someone thinks very highly of their self.
User avatar #102 to #97 - Smushy (12/25/2015) [-]
I wouldnt really say that. I just have a very strong opinion about how toilet paper should be hanged. Probably because i used to clean people's houses for a living. I not a Kennedy or anything.
User avatar #63 to #52 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
1891???

**** ! The Philippines STILL does not have toilet paper!
User avatar #45 - marcelluswallus (12/25/2015) [-]
What if im
>designated
#152 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
#42 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
"We've got to stop thumbing up Joshlol." They said as they thumbed him up again
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