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Let me guess...

This is what the majority of people would try to do to pick up chicks.
I know it's my only method

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IF SOMEONE can THIS TO ME I WOULD **** THEM ON THE SPOT
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Submitted: 08/22/2014
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User avatar #3 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**vorarephilia rolled comment #2044615 ** :
I will initiate hugs now.
what my card would say
#10 - akho (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OMG THAT'S RAPE YOU WHITE MALE CIS SCUM
User avatar #4 - sethbean (08/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I honestly just think stuff like this is sad.
User avatar #22 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (08/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
******** 99.9% of all girls would call that guy a pathetic beta fag.

Maybe not exactly along those lines but something like that.
#8 - rakogoki (08/23/2014) [-]
**rakogoki rolled comment #15 ** :

i uh hope this card will be... good enough for this um... situation...
#7 - gobnick (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I couldn't help but read this in his voice, the pauses made it fit so well
User avatar #17 - sexyhimself (08/23/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm sure you totally would
#24 - partysloth (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Junk junk junk, all of tumblr is ******* junk.

And if you write with ***** like *....* (...), you disgust me, and be sure that you are a dishonor to your family.
User avatar #39 - darksideofthebeast (08/23/2014) [-]
You'd **** them on the spot? Sure you would, cause you love nerds, right?
Or the guys that are handsome with glasses?

Oh, yea. That's right, it's the latter.
#35 - cryingchicken ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
<-- The ONLY type of girl that would be remotely interested in a guy who did that. Seriously though, that ****** just pathetic and not "cute because he's nervous."
#31 - procrasturbate ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Hey guys did you know tumblr is dumb lol

-Sincerely, The Comments
#13 - tjocksnorris (08/23/2014) [-]
god thats disgusting, what kind of people writes stuff like this

intensecancer
#36 - PenguinsOfMars (08/23/2014) [-]
**PenguinsOfMars rolled image** mfw ******* beta
User avatar #61 - Sterski (08/23/2014) [-]
The **** you would, random white girl.
User avatar #50 - volksunion ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
LOL
XDXDXD

IM SO DONE
#42 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm probably going to get a ton of hate for this (and I'm certainly not over 200 pounds or a tumblr sjw), but: I genuinely like awkward guys. Maybe the content above is a bit ridiculous, but everyone saying that no girl would find that attractive in any way is a lie.

Confidence is nice, but I don't think it's hot or whatever you want me to think. It's just nice. Awkwardness is cute.

Yeah, okay-- complain because I called you cute. Get over yourself.

I'm prepared for your red thumbs.
#44 to #42 - buffalogriller ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
you forgot to add "as long as they're handsome".

#34 - nimba (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
To those doubters, I play kinda awkward with women  totally on purpose you understand  and some are really into it. Especially if they think you're some sort of genius.   
   
&lt;HFW I actually research things to tell people about so I sound well-read.
To those doubters, I play kinda awkward with women totally on purpose you understand and some are really into it. Especially if they think you're some sort of genius.

<HFW I actually research things to tell people about so I sound well-read.
User avatar #40 to #34 - Karibookiller ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Guess what? That makes you well read.
#11 - mamenber (08/23/2014) [-]
**mamenber rolled comment #52 ** :
*roll image* Dad's fw
what my card would say
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