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Massachusetts Listeni/ˌmæsəˈtʃuːsɨts/, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is a state in the New England region of the northeastern United States. It is bordered by Rhode Island and Connecticut to the south, New York to the west, and Vermont and New Hampshire to the north; at its east lies the Atlantic Ocean. Massachusetts is the 7th smallest, but the 14th most populous and the 3rd most densely populated of the 50 United States. Massachusetts features two separate metropolitan areas: Greater Boston in the east and the Springfield metropolitan area in the west. Approximately two-thirds of Massachusetts' population lives in Greater Boston. Generally the Greater Boston boundary is regarded as the Atlantic Ocean to the east and areas just north, west, and south of Interstate 495 to the west, north, and south. Western Massachusetts features one urban area - the Knowledge Corridor along the Connecticut River - and a mix of college towns and rural areas. Many of Massachusetts' towns, cities, and counties have names identical to ones in England. Massachusetts is the most populous of the six New England states and has the nation's sixth highest GDP per capita.

Massachusetts has played a significant historical, cultural, and commercial role in American history. Plymouth was the site of the colony founded in 1620 by the Pilgrims, passengers of the Mayflower. Harvard University, founded in 1636, is the oldest institution of higher learning in the United States. In 1692, the town of Salem and surrounding areas experienced one of America's most infamous cases of mass hysteria, the Salem witch trials. In the 18th century, the Protestant First Great Awakening, which swept the Atlantic world, originated from the pulpit of Northampton, Massachusetts preacher Jonathan Edwards. In the late 18th century, Boston became known as the "Cradle of Liberty" for the agitation there that led to the American Revolution and the independence of the United States from Great Britain. In 1777, General Henry Knox founded the Springfield Armory, which during the Industrial Revolution catalyzed numerous important technological advances, including interchangeable parts. In 1786, Shays' Rebellion, a populist revolt led by disaffected Revolutionary War veterans, led directly to the United States Constitutional Convention.

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User avatar #3 - Rockonfreakybro (04/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
pretty sure God created Eve from Adam's rib.. soooooo
User avatar #4 to #3 - BeefJerky (04/22/2014) [-]
Mitochondrial Adam and Eve, not biblical.
#2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/21/2014) [+] (21 replies)
#20 - Loppytaffy (04/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
The first woman was Lillith. But she refused to do as Adam told her and ran off to have babies with demons. Apparently highly concentrated forms of pure evil and malice respected her more than God, the Host, and Adam. And archangel (probably Gabriel) was sent to bring her back to the garden- if she killed all (sometimes all but one) of her children (and sometimes the angel killed them), she could return. She told him to 						****					 off.   
   
The second woman was created when Adam was there to witness, he saw her insides and was like "God, dude, I cannot tap something I just saw the bowels of", so God destroyed her. Then, he put Adam to sleep and created Eve because Adam was a pussy who couldn't get anyone to respect him and couldn't stomach knowing what his woman looked like on the inside.   
   
 Or if you want to put it another way, Eve is the mother of evil, Adam is Micheal's second vessel and still in Hell, Lucifer is just misunderstood, Gabriel is Loki and dead, John was a terrible father and so was God, Metratron is a dick and Cain was a good brother to Abel.
The first woman was Lillith. But she refused to do as Adam told her and ran off to have babies with demons. Apparently highly concentrated forms of pure evil and malice respected her more than God, the Host, and Adam. And archangel (probably Gabriel) was sent to bring her back to the garden- if she killed all (sometimes all but one) of her children (and sometimes the angel killed them), she could return. She told him to **** off.

The second woman was created when Adam was there to witness, he saw her insides and was like "God, dude, I cannot tap something I just saw the bowels of", so God destroyed her. Then, he put Adam to sleep and created Eve because Adam was a pussy who couldn't get anyone to respect him and couldn't stomach knowing what his woman looked like on the inside.

Or if you want to put it another way, Eve is the mother of evil, Adam is Micheal's second vessel and still in Hell, Lucifer is just misunderstood, Gabriel is Loki and dead, John was a terrible father and so was God, Metratron is a dick and Cain was a good brother to Abel.
User avatar #27 - anonymoose (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
CONTEXT

Stephen Fry is talking about the earliest known male and female skeletons, referring to them as "Adam and Eve"
User avatar #1 - teoragnar (04/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve"
Who said that?
User avatar #5 to #1 - jovisman (04/22/2014) [-]
His name is Stephen Frye
#16 - autoxx ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That seems like a stretch, as the saying goes -
"The woman comes second", "if at all"

-Austin Powers
User avatar #9 - lolollo ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know it's supposed to be for the sake of comedy, but anyone with any basic knowledge of evolution would be able to explain how our DNA records show what they show with respect to the "Adam and Eve" bit...
User avatar #46 - highsoviet (04/22/2014) [-]
what episode is this?
it looks like an old one, seeing fry like that
User avatar #43 - XBigxPoppaX (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What is this show called?
User avatar #6 - perform (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is god an atheist
#40 - fuckoatmeal (04/22/2014) [-]
Gods face when adam
User avatar #11 - prohibullion (04/22/2014) [-]
The unfortunate thing about this is that, somewhere, someone now actually thinks Adam came 80,000 years after Eve.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
and Adam lives to be 930 years old making him the third oldest after Noah (950) and Methuselah (969 - 720 depending on what text you are reading h either dies on 1656 AM or 2256 AM or 1307 AM or 2242 AM or 2262 AM)
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