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#101 - happyPills (04/21/2014) [-]
i can't be the only one who saw this
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User avatar #183 to #101 - happyPills (04/22/2014) [-]
burdensomebucket forgot to tag you hope this made you feel awesome-er
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User avatar #134 to #101 - futuremarinesniper (04/21/2014) [-]
aaha this is the first time ive laughed out loud on funnyjunk in a while, thank you happyPills
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#135 to #134 - happyPills (04/21/2014) [-]
your comment made my day too
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User avatar #3 - alleksi ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
More like My mom bought me this suit but she thinks a fancy clock is too expensive for a kid like me
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#44 to #3 - Kingsly (04/21/2014) [-]
Should have gotten a better watch with good boy points.
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User avatar #105 to #93 - nordicwaffle (04/21/2014) [-]
one day I wish to be so skilled in the art of photoshop
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User avatar #50 to #20 - Relinies (04/21/2014) [-]
That's pretty funny, but doesn't Finn have a new sword now?
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User avatar #59 to #50 - dahlirious (04/21/2014) [-]
this adventure was 4 years ago
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User avatar #181 to #59 - Relinies (04/21/2014) [-]
holy **** that's clever.
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User avatar #1 - Razorstyx ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
That's suit doesn't even fit well.
I'm sorry.
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#114 to #1 - skorchy (04/21/2014) [-]
Because everyone has money for tailored suits that are properly made.
I've tried to find a mass-produced suit that fits me perfect like a suit should, not possible. ****** expensive so I got whatever looks best for me.
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#137 to #114 - bakagaijin ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
>go to thailand
>go to koh samui
>go to soi green mango
>go inside a shop called New Fashion
>speak to Mr. Nicki
>pay $350
>enjoy both custom made cashmere wool with silk lined suits with your name handstiched on the inside pocket, both Egyptian cotton shirts and four silk ties custom fit to you.... (oh and enjoy any of the top brands... i recommend the 2014 armani collection)
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#177 to #137 - skorchy (04/21/2014) [-]
Lemme just go add up the price to fly to thailand..
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User avatar #151 to #137 - PubLandlord (04/21/2014) [-]
Go to Thailand

£600 on flights - may as well have spent on a suit
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#184 to #151 - bakagaijin ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
let me edit it then.....

>get a job at an airline where you can fly for free
>go to thailand
>go to koh samui
>go to soi green mango
>go inside a shop called New Fashion
>speak to Mr. Nicki
>pay $350
>enjoy both custom made cashmere wool with silk lined suits with your name handstiched on the inside pocket, both Egyptian cotton shirts and four silk ties custom fit to you.... (oh and enjoy any of the top brands... i recommend the 2014 armani collection)
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User avatar #185 to #184 - PubLandlord (04/23/2014) [-]
But you need a good suit to get a job at the airline
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#115 to #1 - turbanmasher (04/21/2014) [-]
"That's"?

What's wrong with the suit anyways?
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User avatar #144 to #1 - thyminexplain (04/21/2014) [-]
Loose fitting suits are always more easy to relax in.
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#133 to #1 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
hi sorry, im dad
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User avatar #17 to #1 - beren (04/20/2014) [-]
It's like he doesn't even lift.
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#9 to #1 - zeittergiest (04/20/2014) [-]
'course not. he ain't got the money for a tailored suit if he buyin' a $5 watch
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#45 - asurasxnight (04/21/2014) [-]
you got more white in 4 years
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User avatar #46 to #45 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
In preparation for the job market.
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#11 - twofreegerbils (04/20/2014) [-]
Underage AND manlet??

Mods pls ban.
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#14 to #11 - bjornkrage ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
**bjornkrage rolled image**

******* manlets, will they ever learn?
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User avatar #15 to #14 - twofreegerbils (04/20/2014) [-]
Tough roll, man
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User avatar #16 to #15 - bjornkrage ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
well i guess i have to be homo, then...
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User avatar #32 to #16 - derpsenderp (04/21/2014) [-]
I dont wanna do this man, but a pony is a pony, I have to thumb you down brah...
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User avatar #33 to #32 - bjornkrage ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
K.
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#51 - Nameloc (04/21/2014) [-]
Burdensomebucket, I got rid of that watch for you.
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User avatar #62 to #51 - sanguinemybrother (04/21/2014) [-]
Whatdyathinkyadoin, add a Rolex ffs
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#70 to #62 - Nameloc (04/21/2014) [-]
What next? A Glock?
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#92 to #84 - Nameloc (04/21/2014) [-]
Burdensomebucket -- Who knew you were a ****** High Roller?
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#109 to #92 - liquidz (04/21/2014) [-]
Dats some hardcore cia looking **** right there son
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User avatar #180 to #70 - sanguinemybrother (04/21/2014) [-]
Walther PPK, do you know nothing?
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User avatar #182 to #180 - Nameloc (04/21/2014) [-]
I could have done a Walther PPK. Although the Glock was the first thing to come to my mind.
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#19 - anon (04/20/2014) [-]
>Plastic digital watch with suit
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Do yourself a favor and buy a men's accessory.
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#23 - jibb (04/20/2014) [-]
Is this really how the users of FJ look like?
Is this really how the users of FJ look like?
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User avatar #25 to #23 - niggerytaste (04/21/2014) [-]
Well, what do you look like?
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#103 to #23 - unbird (04/21/2014) [-]
No...this is what I look like!
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#27 to #23 - froggets (04/21/2014) [-]
no, i look like this to the left but sorry for bad picture, i spent all of my money on looking like a confused hipster trying to look like a senior
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User avatar #35 to #27 - sackit (04/21/2014) [-]
I dont think that is you there is alot of the same pics out there
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#147 to #35 - froggets (04/21/2014) [-]
Believe me now? recently got a haircut and just woke up, but that is me, also holding the glasses and the pipe that is in the picture No I don't smoke, I just have it for costume purposes
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User avatar #41 to #23 - colegaleener (04/21/2014) [-]
take the 'like' out of your sentence and it'll be grammatically correct

just a heads up
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User avatar #146 to #41 - jibb (04/21/2014) [-]
okay
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User avatar #34 to #23 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
there were tons of comps of fjers lately, check those
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#42 to #23 - Nahyon (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes, literally everyone looks like this.
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User avatar #31 to #23 - toncheky ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
If we looked better we'd be out getting chicks.
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#49 - blacknbluebrony (04/21/2014) [-]
I love how everyone is so quick to act all judgmental towards the appearance of one another

as if they themselves looks completely flawless
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#52 to #49 - ColonelHansLanda ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
It's probably because they're posting their pictures on an online forum hoping for an ego boost by being told how good they look.
Sorry for being patronising. I assume you probably knew that and were just being being empathetic with the guy who posted his picture.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - blacknbluebrony (04/21/2014) [-]
Nah, it's understandable if they act like what you just described, I was just saying generally. Plus I don't know the whole context of the picture in the post, so I can't really say anything on that
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#55 to #54 - ColonelHansLanda ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
What a delightfully civil agreement between two opposite sides of an argument. If only the rest of the internet was like this.
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User avatar #67 to #55 - blacknbluebrony (04/21/2014) [-]
Agreed. I don't see why more people can't have conversations with some common courtesy and an open mind rather than just yelling their opinions at each other
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#68 to #67 - ColonelHansLanda ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Why, look at us being super pretentious and damning everyone else.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - blacknbluebrony (04/21/2014) [-]
Curse everyone and their false, dissenting opinions!
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#72 to #69 - ColonelHansLanda ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Albeit I'm a little disappointed in the fact neither of us have received any thumbs or replies from anyone else. This sort of **** is usually a total cash cow on this site.

Just being honest bro.
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User avatar #74 to #72 - blacknbluebrony (04/21/2014) [-]
Ehh, things like this tend to be hit and miss on this site
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User avatar #4 - stupro (04/20/2014) [-]
That guy looks like an asshole in the second one. I don't know why, he just does.
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User avatar #24 to #4 - komandantmirkoo (04/20/2014) [-]
it's the suit. it brings out the asshole look in everyone. that's why people hate bankers and wall street brokers
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#58 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Posted this on FB back in June, someones response was 'oh, you grew lipstick?' I was actually proud of how I'd lost weight and gained a sense of style
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User avatar #61 to #58 - acidtrunks (04/21/2014) [-]
i'd ask you out if you lived in ny
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User avatar #63 to #61 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Looks like I'm moving to New York! Haha. In all seriousness, I'm Australian, but I've been wanting to go back I say back cause I went on a family vacation to the US when i was 12 to the US for a while now. Maybe this time next year.
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#77 to #63 - jusmumbo (04/21/2014) [-]
I'd ask you out if you were in P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
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User avatar #79 to #77 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Hahaha nah, I'm from The Sunshine State (not Florida, Queensland)
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#81 to #79 - jusmumbo (04/21/2014) [-]
Ah so you ride Cassowaries instead of Roos
Plebs.
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User avatar #83 to #81 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Hohohoho, if I tried to ride a Cassowary, the last thing I'd see would be my own innards on the ground. We have Kangaroos in QLD too. I live really close to the coast, but if you go inland there's tonnes. My old uni campus had about twenty that'd sun bathe in the grassy areas between lecture theatres.
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#88 to #83 - jusmumbo (04/21/2014) [-]
I hear they break into your yard and steal your fruit.
They'll kick you if you don't comply
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User avatar #89 to #88 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Not likely, they eat tropical and native fruits mostly, not any you'd find growing in a garden. Their diet mainly consists of fruit we'd find poisonous and frogs as far as I'm aware.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - doctorstein (04/21/2014) [-]
Let me give some advice, don't move to some place like NYC. There's nothing wrong with New York as a state, it's actually rather beautiful and lovely. But the big city is rather cynical and will only serve to make you more cynical.
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User avatar #78 to #65 - acidtrunks (04/21/2014) [-]
I live in the south bronx and I have to say it is not as bad as movies portray it. The main issues are that it is too expensive to live here on the wages you would usually receive.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Yea I have a friend who lives on Staton Island, she says she gets a lot of **** for living where she lives but she'd rather live there because it puts some space between the harsh environment of the CBD.
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User avatar #75 to #58 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
**** , you're cute also a NY fag here
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#76 to #75 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm bald now though.
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User avatar #120 to #76 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Ran out of purple line room haha
I don't do that in my photos but I know exactly the type you're talking about haha
Funny thing with me is I used to get these girls who were all into the douchey type of guy and loved to party and do drugs. They'ed ask me what I do for fun and I'd say "oh I read naruto, watch love movies, and sit on FJ from time to time". Conversation ends from there haha
I've learned to really appreciate someone who can hold a conversation now.
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User avatar #121 to #120 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh god yes. "Hey what are you into?" "I lift. That's all. That's all I do with my life. Eat, lift, sleep, lift." Hahaha
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User avatar #124 to #121 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
I try to stay fit from time to time but it's weights in my room in between episodes of supernatural and it's mostly to compete with my little brother haha.
I have a friend who just lifts all day and all night, every photo is him in the gym but he's looking to enter body building competitions and he also plays pokemon competitively haha so it's not so bad.

What are you into? You know besides all the donating to charities and posting your pic online for strangers like me to gawk at
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User avatar #128 to #124 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Music, and drawing fan art for musicians ahaha

At the moment, I'm demi-nostalging on Minecraft and Skyrim, and watching Rick and Morty.
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User avatar #132 to #128 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Do you play anything? I plan on making cover videos with my brother and sister pretty soon. I have one up but It has a **** recording and it's embarrassing.
look up sonos azai on youtube then laugh haha
Show me something you drew!
What class/race do you prefer on skyrim?
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#143 to #132 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Most of my recent work is a bit **** (I wouldn't consider it **** but FJ seems to have a pretty 'AH! NIPPLES!' attitude about it all) so here's a skeleton I drew a while ago.

I play a bunch of things mediocrely, and piano pretty ok; but musically I'm a singer. I want to take up the ukelele, just to have something at hand when I feel like messing with sounds. Favourite race is Breton, they're a bit of a happy medium.
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User avatar #178 to #143 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Wow you're good. I don't understand the whole nipple thing. Art, true art, has all sorts of nudity. It's just supposed to be like that.
Was piano difficult to learn? It's the only thing I really want to learn. I'm also curious as to what style of music you enjoy singing. For me it's acoustics and stuff like "Not over you" - Gavin DeGraw and "Uneasy hearts weigh the most" - Dance Gavin Dance.
Breton is a good looking race. I prefer Imperial myself for my sword, shield, healing build I go with.
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User avatar #179 to #178 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't really have a style, just whatever music I am enjoying at the time. Sometimes it's Adele, sometimes it's Dio.
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User avatar #80 to #76 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Any particular reason?
I have uber long hair
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User avatar #82 to #80 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Charity event in Australia to raise funds for Leukaemia, got kinda sick of having such long hair so I figured instead of getting it cut short and wasting all that hair, I'd do something good with.
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#86 to #82 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
Good for you!
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#85 to #82 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
That's admirable
I had also planned on doing that soon with my hair but I'm not over the length yet. I'm just enjoying it too much.
My cousin just did that also, he runs charity for cancer in his mothers name.
My hair is a little longer now but all my current pics it's in a pony tail

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User avatar #87 to #85 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Haha you look like you're from one of those parody panteen commercials with vikings in them. Good on you! I'm not sure how similar your hair-charity-system is to ours; do you get sponsors?
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User avatar #90 to #87 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Bahahaha that's a good one!
I'm actually not too sure. I just believe it goes to random people and that's that.
Did you pick who it went to?
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User avatar #91 to #90 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Your actual hair goes to someone random, but you can request to be alerted when your hair is given to someone, but I meant before shaving your hair. Here, you set a goal, and if you raise that amount, you shave. So mine was $500, and cause I raised over $500 I shaved.
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User avatar #94 to #91 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Ohhh
Well there are similar things to that here for sure. It all actually depends on how you want to do it really. I just feel like it's time to go short again pretty soon and I figure why not give my hair to someone who'd appreciate it?
Did you request to be alerted?
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User avatar #95 to #94 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
No I actually sent my hair to a UK charity who give the wigs for free, the one in Aus the wig is made for free so it's cheaper, but people still have to buy em.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
I thought they were all free when you donate them. Guess I need to do some homework on that. You still look as cute bald as you did with the hair though
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User avatar #97 to #96 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Haha thank you! I rather agree. I miss being able to put my hair up in nice styles, but I think I look good with short hair.
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User avatar #99 to #97 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
You must do a pixie style when you get the chance. and then show me ;) haha Cool thing about starting over is hitting every hairstyle on the way up
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User avatar #100 to #99 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
The length I'm most looking forward to is just slightly longer than my jawline. I had it that length like six or seven years ago (the point I grew it out from) and it looked terrible cause I had a rather fat face, but I think it'll look nice now that I'm a bit fitter.
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User avatar #102 to #100 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Any particular style with that length or are you just going to play around with it at that length?
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#106 to #102 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Short answer: Olivia Wilde
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#108 to #106 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
Not her most flattering pic but I'm sure it will look great on you haha
This is how I wear mine, you don't even see the length from the front and I'm always in either a hat or bandanna I realize how much of a douche I look in this pic haha
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User avatar #111 to #108 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
If I were you, I'd do that thing where you take your hat off and your hair falls out of it in one big shiny wave. On the other hand, dudes in buns is a really popular trend right now.
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User avatar #113 to #111 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
I do this thing where I remove the hat and run my hand through my hair while giving my "signature look" haha
I don't think I could ever do a bun
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User avatar #118 to #113 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh god I have a friend like that, every single photo he's in he pulls this really terrible model pout face, looks ridiculous. He says he has two kinds of interactions; people who take the piss out of him for pulling the face, and people who lick the ground he walks on because he can pull off the face.
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#156 to #85 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
what a fag
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#126 to #85 - kez (04/21/2014) [-]
You look both 40 and 15
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User avatar #129 to #126 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't know how to react to that...
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User avatar #107 to #75 - mattmanhemi (04/21/2014) [-]
wooo ny! longisland here
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User avatar #110 to #107 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm up in the mountains in a little town called Barryville haha
Google hawks nest NY to get an idea of my surroundings
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User avatar #112 to #110 - mattmanhemi (04/21/2014) [-]
wow much better view than mine, im down in the whitest town of longisland called smithtown, google white girls at starbucks to get an idea of my surroundings
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User avatar #117 to #112 - Sonos (04/21/2014) [-]
lmfao man that had me rolling
It's honestly not so much different with the people anywhere in NY from what I've seen. A little less of this and a little more of that ya know?
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User avatar #22 - JosephDecreux (04/20/2014) [-]
you look like a proper ******* autistic cancer patient mate
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User avatar #104 to #22 - anthonyh (04/21/2014) [-]
wow r00d
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#158 to #22 - anon (04/21/2014) [-]
Very insightful.
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#140 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
And then 5 years later i ended up supervising a paper warehouse
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#7 - oxYKellark (04/20/2014) [-]
Why.
Why.
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#26 - glootimus ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Welcome to the comment section judging zone, may i take your order?
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User avatar #131 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2014) [-]
I didn't think the comment was worthy of being turned into content. Thanks though!
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User avatar #18 - frotw (04/20/2014) [-]
Why wear the watch at all? Even more importantly why put the arm with the watch in the front on display?
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User avatar #28 - ronyx (04/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** , i can't even begin to imagine how bored bored or retarded you have to be to thumb this **** up. It's like a circle jerk with all the "OMGAWD GUYZ TOP HOT FEMALES OF FJ HURR HURR HURR".
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