Legit looks like my cousins dog. You can tell it's him because it's his profile picture. I don't really consider myself funny. I mean, on occasion I say a funny chub chub doggy Assqueef fucking shit
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Legit looks like my cousins dog

Legit looks like my cousins dog. You can tell it's him because it's his profile picture. I don't really consider myself funny. I mean, on occasion I say a funny

You can tell it's him because it's his profile picture.

I don't really consider myself funny. I mean, on occasion I say a funny thing or two but people laugh at my stuff more than I really expect them too. Sometimes I say random **** just to keep myself entertained. Recently I've been going behind my girlfriend, putting her in a headlock and screaming "MACHO MAN IS UNDEFEATED!!!! I'M GONNA SNAP YOU LIKE A ******* SLIM JIM" and she goes ballistic. I've made her tap out 7 times in past 3 days. I really don't know how she still loves me. I spend 90% of my time on Funnyjunk and most of the time when I give her attention it's when my weiner goes inside her. We did see Spiderman 2 today though. I thought it was a pretty tight movie. However, at the end when the big fight scene is getting ready to happen, the ******* movie theater had to evacuate us because there was a fire alarm. It was just something to do with the A.C unit. They gave us 2 free passes to see a movie whenever but we couldn't finish spiderman. Luckily I had it downloaded so we just watched the last 20 minutes at my house on my piece of **** computer. All in all it was a pretty good day. She wants to see Maleficent with the passes so I'll probably bring her in the next few days. She has work tomorrow so we can't really go tomorrow. I hope I like that movie. I'm not really a big Angelina Jolie fan but I do owe my girlfriend something for putting up with my dumb ass. Neato fact. Her name is Tyler. Like the boys name. She's from Australia and I'm from U.S.A. She was born at an Aerosmith concert. Steven Tyler. Tyler. Yeah, that **** was cool. Her mom said she once made out with David Grohl at a bar. Dunno if it's true, but if it is then that would be hella cool. **** , I'm so bored right now. If you want me to tell you any more of my boring ****** stories I will. Just comment on a subject E.G "What did you think of Godzirrrrrrrrrrra" or "How ******* gay are you" Or even "HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS NAME IS TYLER. YOU'RE ******* A DUDE" I'll do my best to respond the best I can. I'm really ****** at arguing so plz no fighting with me.

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#1 - cwilkens (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And for the answers   
   
1: I 			*******		 loved Godzilla. I loved the one from 1999 but I was also like 4 so yeah... Was my favorite movie back then. But seriously. The new one was 			*******		 amazing. I don't care what anyone says.   
2: I'm 99% straight. Don't ask about the 1% and I won't tell.   
3: Yeah, she has a coochie. She's really cool about her name though. I tease her about it 90% of the day. I love her so much.
And for the answers

1: I ******* loved Godzilla. I loved the one from 1999 but I was also like 4 so yeah... Was my favorite movie back then. But seriously. The new one was ******* amazing. I don't care what anyone says.
2: I'm 99% straight. Don't ask about the 1% and I won't tell.
3: Yeah, she has a coochie. She's really cool about her name though. I tease her about it 90% of the day. I love her so much.
#5 - dodosareextinct ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS NAME IS TYLER. YOU'RE ******* A DUDE.
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User avatar #3 - nywrestler ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
If you think I read more than the first few words of the description you're ******* insane.
#2 - Ken M (06/09/2014) [-]
I looooooooove Aerosmith, so your girlfriend is pretty BA ! You don't sound gay at all because I do that to my boyfriend all the time! (: and Godzilla was probably one of the best movies I've seen in a while!(:
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